Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I usually make my socks in a small ball when I take them off. If I leave some of them on the floor I kick them up with my foot and use my hand as a bat to send them in the laundry basket.
I actually use my feet for way too much
It's why it's important to clean them
But picking up objects with your big toe as a clamp
Pencil cases, power boards, phone
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With socks on most the time
I can show the middle finger(or toe? :v:) with my foot.
In the last like 3 years i've seen "top rated classics of all time" movies like Star wars and LoTR for the first time. I still need to watch The Matrix and PotC movies among others
Being a lesbian myself, I actually don't see the word "dyke" as offensive. I kinda like it.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48923194]Being a lesbian myself, I actually don't see the word "dyke" as offensive. I kinda like it.[/QUOTE]
What about "carpet muncher"?
I have never seen or read LoTR.
My father tried to get me nto it when I was a kid but I never had any interest.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;48923645]I have never seen or read LoTR.
My father tried to get me nto it when I was a kid but I never had any interest.[/QUOTE]
Same except the battles are cool.
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I mean, not the same at all, but the battle scenes of LotR are pretty cool.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48923640]What about "carpet muncher"?[/QUOTE]
Its the equivillant of "faggot", its kindof funny and I don't take it seriously.
like, carpet and munch are two words you wouldn't normally see together and its just funny.
Like "egg head" or "bum toucher" it just sounds silly.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48923898]Its the equivillant of "faggot", its kindof funny and I don't take it seriously.
like, carpet and munch are two words you wouldn't normally see together and its just funny.
Like "egg head" or "bum toucher" it just sounds silly.[/QUOTE]
But who doesn't want to be a "bum toucher" gay or not?
yes i'm straight and i like touching bums
i don't.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48923898]Its the equivillant of "faggot", its kindof funny and I don't take it seriously.
like, carpet and munch are two words you wouldn't normally see together and its just funny.
Like "egg head" or "bum toucher" it just sounds silly.[/QUOTE]
Carpet muncher was always a dumb one imo because if I'm going to eat a girl out, they better be shaved (or at least trimmed) down there.
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[QUOTE=Muntu;48923991]yes i'm straight and i like touching bums[/QUOTE]
What's the difference between a guy's bum and a girl's bum?
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48924077]
What's the difference between a guy's bum and a girl's bum?[/QUOTE]
one is attached to a male, other is attached to a female
i only touch female bums, though
You never touched your own bum?
[QUOTE=Muntu;48924118]one is attached to a male, other is attached to a female
i only touch female bums, though[/QUOTE]
A bum's a bum
You're missing out on half the bums in the world
[QUOTE=Muntu;48923991]yes i'm straight and i like touching bums[/QUOTE]
You can't trump the rump.
[QUOTE=residntevl;48923921]But who doesn't want to be a "bum toucher" gay or not?[/QUOTE]
Disgruntled social workers.
[QUOTE=residntevl;48923921]But who doesn't want to be a "bum toucher" gay or not?[/QUOTE]
Goes out the window for caretakers
:vomit:
I don't feel bad for people. Not even one bit. Is that bad thing? I'm scared I'm like sadistic or crazy. I just feel people will get over it.
[QUOTE=Jarokwa;48927031]hey its me her brother[/QUOTE]
I once tried to look for porn on YouTube thinking I'd actually find something.
i am still terrible at video games
but i guess i'm somewhat good at chivalry
so chivalry is now my go to game if i feel like blowing over sucking
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[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48927358]I once tried to look for porn on YouTube thinking I'd actually find something.[/QUOTE]
i tried that once
when i was 7
i found a video of two lesbians making out and didn't see the appeal
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;48927369]if i feel like blowing over sucking[/QUOTE]
Oh
I'm a sucker for cheesy romantic songs even thought I'm a guy.
[QUOTE=SoftHearted;48927822]I'm a sucker for cheesy romantic songs even thought I'm a guy.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;D6-ecGlJw6w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6-ecGlJw6w[/video]
[QUOTE=SoftHearted;48927822]I'm a sucker for cheesy romantic songs even thought I'm a guy.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't call it cheesy, but.
[video] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoCnmyd_xMs[/url][/video]
i shower only once a week
i'm probably the filthiest person on facepunch
[QUOTE=Trixil;48928046]i shower only once a week[/QUOTE]
What the fuck.
Age is hardly an excuse to not shower.
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