Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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That's why you don't discuss your salary
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49024405]That's why you don't discuss your salary[/QUOTE]
I don't, but I know she desperately wants a job because she wants to have some money to spend, where as I can do minimal work and do whatever I like.
Ive been tricked into hearing "Bring Me To Life" so many times ive actually started to enjoy it.
[editline]31st October 2015[/editline]
I blame Ben Affleck.
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;49024413]I don't, but I know she desperately wants a job because she wants to have some money to spend, where as I can do minimal work and do whatever I like.[/QUOTE]
I know how she feels. Getting a job is like striking gold in a mine full of peat moss. Keeping it is another story.
[QUOTE=gary spivey;49024057]I often hallucinate decorations to be hanging above my bed in the dark
Then I just look away a split second and they're gone[/QUOTE]
Like sometimes you'll see a cardboard skeleton staring down at you, and other times it's a plastic skeleton with piercing red LEDs?
I only give the good candy to the kids who dress creatively or make me laugh. A kid showed up as a minion, so I was ready to give him the bad candy I didn't want, until he said "yo anybody who dresses as a superhero is a SUPER DUMB BUTT FACE", right in front of a small crowd of Iron Men and Batmans. I gave him a bunch of chocolate for that, and the superheros got swedish fish (which I HATE).
I hate my girlfriend's best friend because it feels like he's trying to ruin my relationship with my girlfriend.
[I]I think it's working.[/I]
[QUOTE=Zick-1957;49022578]Adam i'm really sorry about this, but i really, REALLY have to ask you this. [sp]Is your avatar a trap because it really gives me powerful boner, and i must know if my trap instincts are right.[/sp][/QUOTE]
If it makes you feel any better.
It isn't.
[QUOTE=adam1172;49024930]If it makes you feel any better.
It isn't.[/QUOTE]
Disappointment
[QUOTE=Aldawolf;49025596]Disappointment[/QUOTE]
It can be a trap if you want it to bby <3
I have a feeling good things will happen with that girl
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I'll be going through a checklist of firsts with her
And her friends may join in later
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49025640]I have a feeling good things will happen with that girl[/QUOTE]
Just remember to use protection.
I have a really spooky halloween confession.
Inside of me, under my flesh... I'm actually a skeleton! 🎺💀🎺💀
[QUOTE=adam1172;49024930]If it makes you feel any better.
It isn't.[/QUOTE]
Damn it, i was expecting a trap.
You know that feeling when you expecting communism to be hidden inside capitalism and then someone tells you there is no communism inside.
im losing my best friend slowly and i cant help it
Dunno on how long is too long, but I once held my shit for 7 hours straight because the piece of literal shit started startling me when I already went up into the school bus and the school toilets were a fucking mess like any other public bathroom along with me having extra classes until 2PM in the afternoon.
Reading this thread makes me feel like a 13 year old girl who's being gossipped to
Some of the stuff discussed here can be helped and dealt with in social advise thread instead of here
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49026192]it's a really dumb fear i know and it probably makes zero sense to you and anyone else but that's how i at least see it and how i feel[/QUOTE]
I think a lot of those threads have an established poster base, whereas in this thread we get a lot of random contributions that keep it fresh.
I also think it's more relaxed since most of us are putting something on the table when we post, it is confessions after all.
I'm actually confused with myself right now.
I don't smoke nor vape.
But I've been thinking of building a phantom cigar replica for a while now.
Yesterday a friend of mine bought one.
And today I bought one.
I keep on telling myself its for the sake of research and reverse engineering it.
Not sure if I have succumbed to my desires.
Or peer pressure.
I really want to crossdress like fuck but I'm probably too much of a fat shit to do so plus got no privacy at all.
[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;49026369]I really want to crossdress like fuck but I'm probably too much of a fat shit to do so plus got no privacy at all.[/QUOTE]
OOOh here's a confession from me.
I've done it before.
And posted pics on the internet.
And there was an era in my teenage years where I was a fuckin twink, and I pretty much did my best to look as feminine as I can without being completely the opposite sex. I actually convinced a few.
Now I'm a manly face fat fuck who doesn't exercise.
[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;49026369]I really want to crossdress like fuck but I'm probably too much of a fat shit to do so plus got no privacy at all.[/QUOTE]
We need to strife for equality where there is no female/male clothing and everyone can dress as they want.
Just dress properly in public.
Sometimes I feel like a fatass when I'm really not (~63kg)
[QUOTE=kijji;49026705]Sometimes I feel like a fatass when I'm really not (~63kg)[/QUOTE]
trust me I weigh the same and I feel like a fat fuck :(
[QUOTE=kijji;49026705]Sometimes I feel like a fatass when I'm really not (~63kg)[/QUOTE]
My BMI is 20 but I have this wtf beer belly that should not exist help.
[QUOTE=adam1172;49026810]My BMI is 20 but I have this wtf beer belly that should not exist help.[/QUOTE]
Okay so first off, BMI is bullshit. It's not something to go by, it's the most general outline of a guideline that can be.
What matters more is body-fat-percentage (how much of your weight is fat compared to your total weight, age and height).
Are you drinking a lot of drinks that aren't water?
Oftentimes beer bellies (and most immediate belly fat) is water weight. If your diet mainly consists of high-sodium / high-sugar foods and lots of soda, beer, etc, then cutting just the super salty/sugary foods and drinking only water will lose a lot of the weight, usually within a fortnight actually.
--Also: try to avoid SATURATED fats. Total Fat is fine (in moderation and with exercise) but saturated fats are the bad fats. Try to aim for little-to-no fats and/or UNsaturated fats.
[QUOTE=ElderLolz;49027045]I hate half the people I know IRL yet I hang out with them.
I hope they feel the same about me.[/QUOTE]
Why would you hope they hate you?
I feel like I'm really mean to people unintentionally
:snip: Haha whoops wrong thread :worried:
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