• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=kilerabv;49034774]Last year I had a dream that I was a girl. I was also the hottest bitch in town.[/QUOTE] I bet you are ;) [editline]2nd November 2015[/editline] Guys I need help. I feel so bad. Okay so heres the story On saturday I was playing with my adorable cat, and I decided to pick him up. I'm a dumbass and knew he was going to freak out about that so he started squirming around. I drop him as usual because the dumbass I am think cats will always land on there feet. Well this time he landed on his leg. 2 fractures, possible permanent joint damage. I feel like shit. I need some help. Someone please just cheer me up or give me a story about how they hurt their pet on accident so I'm not the only one that has had this happen. The crying noise the cat made after the fall keeps echoing in my head. I love my cat and teared up.
[QUOTE=CGHippo;49034829]I bet you are ;) [editline]2nd November 2015[/editline] Guys I need help. I feel so bad. Okay so heres the story On saturday I was playing with my adorable cat, and I decided to pick him up. I'm a dumbass and knew he was going to freak out about that so he started squirming around. I drop him as usual because the dumbass I am think cats will always land on there feet. Well this time he landed on his leg. 2 fractures, possible permanent joint damage. I feel like shit. I need some help. Someone please just cheer me up or give me a story about how they hurt their pet on accident so I'm not the only one that has had this happen. The crying noise the cat made after the fall keeps echoing in my head. I love my cat and teared up.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=someone101001;48983947]when I was little I tossed my dog up and down and just kept catching and throwing until one time I got scared and let him drop he broke his leg so I got scared and hid him under a blanket[/QUOTE]
One time I tried to steal a single gummy bear from our local baker (we have multiples) from the counter when he caught me. He gave me such a hardass chew out (8 years old at the time) I never thought about stealing again. Parents later told me his baking was shit and they were glad he had closed shop so at least he taught me a good life lesson in between his endless insults and swears.
[QUOTE=kilerabv;49034774] I had a dream that I was a girl.[/QUOTE] I have this type of dream frequently. Doing very girly things. I am pretty sure I enjoy being a male. I don't know why I have these dreams. They have been dying down the last year. But I still get them maybe once or twice a month.
That reminds me. I once wanted to be a girl, but I realized I'd make a really bad one so I gave that up.
[QUOTE=Vaught;49035215]That reminds me. I once wanted to be a girl, but I realized I'd make a really bad one so I gave that up.[/QUOTE] Vice versa. I'd make a really ugly guy. I'd look like a mix between mac de marco, charlie day, but with a baby face and much shorter.
I think having a dream as being opposite gender is as common as having dream of teeth falling which is oddly common if I remember right.
I had a dream where I had cancer and I got hugged by people because of it How pathetic is that
I once wanted to be a girl (when I was like 12) just because at formal occasions, women could wear different types of dresses, skirts and the like while the only unique thing about the suits of men was the pattern on their tie. I quickly realised that I'd rather have limited choice in clothing in situations I rarely put myself in as opposed to dealing with shit girls go through just so I could wear pretty and unique clothes.
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49035251]I once wanted to be a girl (when I was like 12) just because at formal occasions, women could wear different types of dresses, skirts and the like while the only unique thing about the suits of men was the pattern on their tie. I quickly realised that I'd rather have limited choice in clothing in situations I rarely put myself in as opposed to dealing with shit girls go through just so I could wear pretty and unique clothes.[/QUOTE] Well nothing is stopping you from wearing pretty and unique clothes meant for a woman. You just can't do it in public unless you can really pull it off or its Halloween.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49035262]Well nothing is stopping you from wearing pretty and unique clothes meant for a woman. You just can't do it in public unless you can really pull it off.[/QUOTE] I think I just wanted to be a girl in general but I ignored everything I wasn't fond of e.g periods and the like. But hey I wanted pretty clothes. I didn't understand you couldn't pick and choose like that. I don't really think about it anymore, I'm happy as who I currently am. Happy with what I wear yada yada. I don't think I actually wanted to be a girl, younger me was just insanely curious. And annoying.
I would be lying if I said I wouldn't want to be a girl for awhile. Maybe a week just to do all the things that aren't socially acceptable for a man.
The second my vagina started bleeding, I'd be out.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49033828]>I don't have a fucking car >I don't have a fucking smart phone >I don't know where to get a fucking map of this town. I went on foot.[/QUOTE] Do you have a Staples where you live? They should carry maps of the local area.
Since playing POSTAL 2 every time something splashes I go "Buttsauce!"
It would be fun being a girl, especially slutting it up. But I wouldn't want to live as on. I'm glad I was born male. Life is a lot easier that way.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49035368][B]It would be fun being a girl, especially slutting it up[/B]. But I wouldn't want to live as on. I'm glad I was born male. Life is a lot easier that way.[/QUOTE] Can't wait for VR to become more common.
[QUOTE=nomad1;49035348]Do you have a Staples where you live? They should carry maps of the local area.[/QUOTE] Yeah I'd have to walk on a highway to get there and that's illegal
I've always had an interest in being a girl, though I'm not sure if I'd like it permanently. just so curious on how everything is and what it's like to be a typical female compared to a typical male. I'm also surrounded by exclusively female friends so maybe I just want to fit in more, really miss being with other guys. but eh, after I started working out and started working towards my goal of becoming a sexy man, my lust of being a woman has decreased a lot. maybe I was just very unhappy with my self and thought that being a different sex would change that. now I'm starting to feel happy with myself and can actually feel kinda okay being myself and having the sex I have.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49035382]Can't wait for VR to become more common.[/QUOTE] VR can't replicate DP [editline]2nd November 2015[/editline] I said this before, but it got buried in other things: I like self-inserting as the girl in porn
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49034531]These are the kind of horror stories that make me glad I don't live in America. Seriously, how the fuck do you have so many teachers that are so blatantly crazy and unfit to teach children? I've had some terrible teachers too, but you could always expect them to fall the fuck back in line if you went to the principal with it.[/QUOTE] But it's only a minority of teachers in the U.S. that are like this. It is sort of annoying how a lot of people assume the U.S. is a specific way because a few people tell a story on the internet.
[QUOTE=PredGD;49035393]I've always had an interest in being a girl, though I'm not sure if I'd like it permanently. just so curious on how everything is and what it's like to be a typical female compared to a typical male. I'm also surrounded by exclusively female friends so maybe I just want to fit in more, really miss being with other guys. but eh, after I started working out and started working towards my goal of becoming a sexy man, my lust of being a woman has decreased a lot. maybe I was just very unhappy with my self and thought that being a different sex would change that. now I'm starting to feel happy with myself and can actually feel kinda okay being myself and having the sex I have.[/QUOTE] I have been exciseing a lot. That may explain why the dreams and wants have been dying down.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49035239]I think having a dream as being opposite gender is as common as [b]having dream of teeth falling which is oddly common[/b] if I remember right.[/QUOTE] I actually do have a lot of dreams where my teeth are falling out. It really disturbs me, especially with how poor shape my teeth are.
[QUOTE=someone101001;49029784] I know that feel, I suggest hanging out with other people and maybe new friends. Just stay away from things that remind you of her for awhile. Like if she likes basketball try and stay away from it for a bit[/QUOTE] It's really hard because pretty much everything reminds me of her. For an example, She has a gray Saab 9-5 and i that car with the same color is very common here and everytime i see a car like that i get instantly reminded of her and starts thinking it could be her until i look at the number plate then i know it's not her. It's just like, i wanted to be different from the rest of the guys who don't seem to care about their partner and stuff like that so i did everything i could so i can assure her that i care for her and i love her and she would feel safe with me around. I was always there for her, she once called me at 2AM crying about everything being tuff, she was very sad and devastated so i did not hesitate and drove 43 KM to her appartment just to be there for her and make her feel better. But after a while, the lies i felt being fed started to kill me from the inside out. Her past was not that bright, family troubles at home, her step dad beat the shit out of her when she was 16 so she had to move out. I tried to understand and be supportive but she sometimes took it in a wrong way. Since day one, i was 100% honest with her about me, and she told me stuff about her which i believed in but it turned out to be a lie so i won't or can't judge her for what she's done in the past, but i would never have judged her for anything. Anyway, 3 - 4 weeks after she broke up with me, we began to see each other again to just be " friends " and i found out stuff about a guy she lied to me about and it's funny when you think about it because when she sent the break up text she wrote "I want a guy that can trust me" So how the hell am i supposed to trust a lier right?
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49034240] As a kid in the 1st/2nd grade; I had a verbally abusive teacher who (needed to retire) publicly, (infront of all my classmates) yelled at me and held me in from recess to do math, wouldn't let me eat snack, use the bathroom, get a drink, until I finished a math problem. And when I got stuck she would yell at me and call me stupid. One day she sat me down and scolded me, said "YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB IF YOU CAN'T DO MATH!" and "YOU CAN'T CARRY A CALCULATOR WITH YOU WHEN YOU'RE AN ADULT!" When I told people and my parents about it and they confronted her, she said "Oh she's just making up lies!". I was sent out of class to sit in the hall by myself and cry almost every day.[/QUOTE] Reminds me how shit my early schooling was. I was a bad kid and loved it, but might not have realized the terrible punishments I got messed with me on the long run. I was shoved into a desk in the corner of the room for a full school year away from other students and no recess. I was pretty much cut from field trips and activities for the vast majority of elementary school and replaced with detention, which was a real bummer. It didn't really phase me at the time since I had all the fun I could ever want with friends when the school day was over. So pretty much I saw early school as an inconvenience and a joke rather than a place of learning.
I had sexual relations with another man. After he moved away to a different state, I've never thought about another man sexually.:pudge:
[QUOTE=PredGD;49035393]I'm also surrounded by exclusively female friends so maybe I just want to fit in more, really miss being with other guys.[/QUOTE] You should appreciate this. For 4 years i've been in a school (engineering related) where there was not even a single girl. After i finished the school this year i've got in contact with this girl, we go for a coffee each time she gets back from the uni (once a month, more or less) and we're in contact basically every day. It's so fucking refreshing for once just talking about stuff you want to talk and "not having to worry about approval". Basically enjoying the small stuff.
asdf since yesterday one girl keeps coming up in my head - basically when I was away in a different city I met a almost 'perfect' girl which I spent most of the time with that I had left before going back to UK, and after I did whenever I messaged her she would only answer in the middle of the night or early morning and only at those times, which sucked really bad because I absolutely hate when people I get close to pretty much refuse to keep text communication and because of that I feel cut off and, like, get a feeling I can't have anything related to that subject matter. So communication pretty much stopped at that point since she barely ever answered, and now something not-too-similar happened and now she comes up in my head again and this bothers me. A lot. Like ffs I was playing Just Cause 2 enjoying my time and then this shit comes up in my head and ruins all the mood and fun. Thinking maybe give it another chance and message her, no harm in trying, really. v:v:v
There's a chance my mother has cancer. I'm scared.
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