• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;49039292]It's unpleasantly nice.[/QUOTE] For me it was next to nothing and after it was agony when taking a piss for a couple days.
The thought of something going down there makes me shudder.
ow fuck why did i read that spoiler oh god
I have a problem with wearing shirts inside-out in public and not noticing until it's too late. Such as right now.
[QUOTE=Ce;49035804]I had sexual relations with another man. After he moved away to a different state, I've never thought about another man sexually.:pudge:[/QUOTE] I had a similar experience and I tried to hide it but I told my sister because it was making me crazy. She told my parents a year later and my dad made a Gay joke and then hugged me saying he didn't give a fuck what I did sexually [editline]3rd November 2015[/editline] Also instead of him moving away I hated him afterwards because he got really clingy and wanted more from me
I find it really hard to care about most things that normal people would care about.
[QUOTE=greeley;49040057]I find it really hard to care about most things that normal people would care about.[/QUOTE] So you don't care about death, money, taxes, healthcare, mental health, happines and list goes on. [editline]3rd November 2015[/editline] Or what does normal people care about?
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49040065]So you don't care about death, money, taxes, healthcare, mental health, happines and list goes on. [editline]3rd November 2015[/editline] Or what does normal people care about?[/QUOTE] I say most things like friend telling me that they broke up with their girlfriend, sister telling me shes not been very well recently with a cold, mum telling me she misses me and we should talk more etc...
I am not afraid of death.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49039115]I once tried sounding, don't do that.[/QUOTE] When I was a little kid, I fucked up my bladder by holding it in too long so the valves that run up to the kidneys were basically broken so at the end of the treatment, they had to test it. So they put a catheter in and literally injected fake piss that would show up on an x-ray. PSA: don't hold it in, unless you want to piss blood and then get sounded
That's why sounding is only hot when its fictional.
[QUOTE=Vaught;49040370]That's why sounding is only hot when its fictional.[/QUOTE] A lot of things are hotter in fiction than reality I've learned this lesson myself
I listen to weeaboo music more than i do to "normal" music
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49040847]i haven't reached that point yet, and if i ever do then dear god i will be quite scared of what i've become[/QUOTE] I've just accepted it i just avoid talking about music with my friends as hard as possible
I mostly listen to game/movie soundtracks more often than not anyway.
I'm realizing that I'm bi and I'm really having a bit of a crisis about it because, despite having a few gay friends and supporting LGBT stuff, I'm really not okay with me liking dudes at all. I'm really scared I'm a homophobe inside. :frown:
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49041104]I'm realizing that I'm bi and I'm really having a bit of a crisis about it because, despite having a few gay friends and supporting LGBT stuff, I'm really not okay with me liking dudes at all. I'm really scared I'm a homophobe inside. :frown:[/QUOTE] Just because you are attracted to a certain type of person doesn't mean you have to go out and fuck them/date them/whatever. If you are uncomfortable with the thought of being with another man then maybe you are not bi afterall. Sexually is not black and white -- no one is like 100% gay or 100% straight, everyone falls somewhere in the middle. I'm basically the gayest person ever on all levels except that I find dicks gross, so I could never date a guy.
It's not that I'm uncomfortable, I just hate myself for it
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i was talking to a friend about sounding earlier today he's legit going to try it oh god what have i done
I despise masturbation. I don't care if you do it, I just really dislike doing it. I don't think I've masturbated for over 4 years.
[QUOTE=jordz;49040852]I've just accepted it i just avoid talking about music with my friends as hard as possible[/QUOTE] I hate when people ask, "What kind of music do you listen to?"
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49041649]I despise masturbation. I don't care if you do it, I just really dislike doing it. I don't think I've masturbated for over 4 years.[/QUOTE] Talk about having willpower.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49040679]A lot of things are hotter in fiction than reality I've learned this lesson myself[/QUOTE] That's why I have a stronger preference for 2D smutnography over the real thing.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49041620]i was talking to a friend about sounding earlier today he's legit going to try it oh god what have i done[/QUOTE] Try what?
[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49041751]Try what?[/QUOTE] [quote=NightmareX91]Sounding[/quote] [url]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sounding[/url]
I frequently wish I was a woman, and dress up sometimes to see how I look. My jawline and huge schnoz ruin it instantly.
[QUOTE=labbet;49038953]I had a girl over and she wanted to get down which I didn't expect, and I was pretty high, and I had a panic attack. Being horny was so far off my radar I couldn't even get aroused when she went down on me. I'm worried that it might not have been the weed or my total lack of experience and that I've been desensitized by porn or something. [editline]3rd November 2015[/editline] Or asexual[/QUOTE] It could also simply mean you weren't feeling it and/or just didn't want to do it at the time. Humans aren't lustfilled breeding machines you know, we have to get 'into' it, we can't do it on command like in a porn vid, which is all fake as you should know by now. Cut down on the pervy webstuff, yeah. But don't start panicking or start thinking you'll never do it, that's a kneejerk reaction that can also backfire. Just do the normal dating thing/do what feels naturally and things will improve as they go. short version : just take it easy, man.
I sat completely fucking wasted in the corner of a parking lot today, and a black cat came over to me, and I tried to feed it potato chips
[QUOTE=jordz;49040827]I listen to weeaboo music more than i do to "normal" music[/QUOTE] My regular library has a very healthy international collection Then I just have entire separate libraries of full :weeb:shit on another hard drive
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