• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49071800]My dad questioned me when i started going out late at night. I didn't tell him at all till he caught me making out with a guy in my room. Dinner was p awkward but they're okay with me being bi.[/QUOTE] my parents keep asking me if i am and say "oh we're okay with that just wondering" I mean they're not bigots or anything but I don't like being questioned about it and don't think its okay in the first place, and its as of very recently that that question has been one that even has an answer besides "lolno" since i thought I was straight for so long [editline]7th November 2015[/editline] I'm going to confess I'm a dick because I find my roommates laugh to be really really fucking annoying, its like he's wheezing and baying like a hyena at the same time and its loud enough to punch through any activities I'm doing. That and he is always playing CSGO or Rainbow Six and just getting way too involved or angry and cursing all the time. The laugh is the worst though. "BA HA HA HYEA HYEAAAA HYAAA HA" Its really hard for me to focus as is, and on the weekends when I can't go the library since its closed, studying in my room is my only option and his laughs and cries of "are you fucking serious? UNINSTALL. UNINSTALL YOU FUCKING CAMPER PUSSY" don't help
I usually adjust the volume in increments of 5.
I sung the entirety of Voltaire's "Headless Waltz" to my World History class last year, we were studying the French Revolution so it technically pertained to what we were studying at the time.
My usual expression is a hostile resting bitchface, and the only time that changes is when I fuck up bad and suddenly there's this fucking grin on my face and then everyone thinks i'm some kind of sociopath. Like goddamn body what the hell are you doing.
I once woke up in bed with a person whom I have only met the night before. [sp] dressed as a maid complete with cat ears and tails [/sp]
I dropped a plate of food on the floor last night and broke the plate I ate the food off the floor
[QUOTE=gary spivey;49074928]I dropped a plate of food on the floor last night and broke the plate I ate the food off the floor[/QUOTE] Fucking ruthless.
[QUOTE=gary spivey;49074928]I dropped a plate of food on the floor last night and broke the plate I ate the food off the floor[/QUOTE] I basically started a grease fire in the kitchen, put it out, cut into the steak I was making, and it was so delicious and charred just right that I went in to make another one and started another fire.
Sometimes if I take a massive shit and clog the toilet, I'll just leave it for a while and come back later to try and flush it again. :v:
I have spent my entire life up until three minutes ago thinking that [I]Wookiee[/I] only had one '[I]e[/I]' in it.
I have a really really bad case of procrastination. I have 2 essays and several math worksheets to do before Fallout 4 comes out. 1 of the essays is due Monday, The other Thursday. And all the math worksheets are due Wednesday. I really need to learn how to sit down and focus.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49075201]I have a really really bad case of procrastination. I have 2 essays and several math worksheets to do before Fallout 4 comes out. 1 of the essays is due Monday, The other Thursday. And all the math worksheets are due Wednesday. I really need to learn how to sit down and focus.[/QUOTE] I too procrastinate badly. I should be going to sleep right now but I'm posting and playing games instead. Pretty sure the bad focus thing I got is from less than needed sleep. But I'm gonna sleep now. Cy'all in the morning
When I was still in school, I usually always ended up waiting until the last possible moment to starting working on my assignments. I always proclaimed that I worked the best under stress, and hey, it was partly true - I never got below a C throughout the years (not counting exams, I butchered some of those :v:).
Last night I slept outside. I have my own flat and I have no idea why I am doing this.
[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49077695]Last night I slept outside. I have my own flat and I have no idea why I am doing this.[/QUOTE] Is alcohol involved in any way
[QUOTE=gary spivey;49077721]Is alcohol involved in any way[/QUOTE] No. I just hate my shitty apartment
[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49077725]No. I just hate my shitty apartment[/QUOTE] I just asked because I was once drunk enough to convince myself to sleep in a forest once, and I did
[QUOTE=gary spivey;49077744]I just asked because I was once drunk enough to convince myself to sleep in a forest once, and I did[/QUOTE] Well no booze involved. So I just find it weird.
Last night, I was drinking a lot of water while hanging out with a friend, and I would have get up to piss like every 5 minutes. Which only furthers me worry about diabetes. Oh and I slept with a guy last night.
Whenever someone yells at me I smile and I don't know why. It makes me giggle a bit too and It makes it worse.
Getting continuous updates on KillerJaguar's sex life through this thread keeps me going in life
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49078154]Getting continuous updates on KillerJaguar's sex life through this thread keeps me going in life[/QUOTE] If I can do it, you can too!
eh
I thought that people who said without a condom is better were all pretentious brodudes, but they were right oh my god
[QUOTE=ghghop;49078211]I thought that people who said without a condom is better were all pretentious brodudes, but they were right oh my god[/QUOTE] I'm pregnant.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49078215]I'm pregnant.[/QUOTE] :suicide: [editline]8th November 2015[/editline] Kidding, my partner and I aren't trying for a kid but if it happens it happens
[QUOTE=matt000024;49078215]I'm pregnant.[/QUOTE] And I'm the daddy!
My sister often makes vague references to my virginity, and she's a year younger than me. It's bloody annoying, and I feel like coming back with some cheesy line like "At least I'm not sleeping around like a whore"
[QUOTE=ghghop;49078211]I thought that people who said without a condom is better were all pretentious brodudes, but they were right oh my god[/QUOTE] I couldn't do it without a lubber because I'm a pussy, and I think I'll somehow either catch an STD or become a dad.
I'm way too relaxed about safety during sex. as long as the girl is okay with no condom or pregnancy protection, I usually go ahead. just pull it out before it's too late or you'll fuck up your life
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