• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49090993]I need you as my neighbor. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=adam1172;49091082]Can I move in with you. My life is a mess and my room is worse[/QUOTE] Sure guys. I'd love to clean your rooms. [sp] as long as you don't mind being judged [/sp]
[QUOTE=.Vel;49091209]Sure guys. I'd love to clean your rooms. [sp] as long as you don't mind being judged [/sp][/QUOTE] Im long past being judged.
It feels shitty working hard for other people and getting absolutely no appreciation in return.
When talking to other people I unconsciously scan their expressions and if it turns into something negative I would automatically lie my way out. And I feel bad about it 99% of the time but is has become 2nd nature and I cant seem to help it. Fuck compulsive lying. This should be some sort of a disorder.
[QUOTE=adam1172;49093513]Fuck compulsive lying. This should be some sort of a disorder.[/QUOTE] Have I got news for you
I used to have a gimmick of butchering other people's usernames that was much more frequent, but now it's been reduced to only once in a while.
[QUOTE=adam1172;49093513]Fuck compulsive lying. This should be some sort of a disorder.[/QUOTE] I am balls deep in grad school because I lied about having 5 years of work experience when in reality it was just selling dumb shit in Second Life. Whenever someone asks me to meet for a group assignment or just to hang out I lie and say I have work which is partially true because I go home and eat pizza while idling in SL answering support IMs. I have gone so far as to fill up my calendar with fake work shifts to show people and had an SL friend act as my boss on the phone. I also have a repertoire of non-work excuses for skipping classes and meetings. For students, I can do anything (recently told someone I was hospitalized for migranes and they found a blood clot) but for professors it is a huge misdirection sham. I once bought a plane ticket to my grandparents' so I could screenshot the ticket and cancel it immediately for a refund, forged the date on it, then forged my grandpa's obituary to shift it several years later so I could show my professor as proof that I had to attend his funeral on short notice and had to miss a final which I completely forgot about. I have gotten so far in life on absolute bullshit that it even amazes me.
Sometimes I'm paranoid of making a very personal post on a thread that has nothing to do with it. Like posting about my dick or something and then have a dude reply "dude what the fuck has it do to with GTA" or something like that.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49081463]Eh, it's not as effective as condoms (Which work in all but 2/100 according to PP*) but it sort of depends, if it's your second or third round, then obviously not. I mean use a rubber if you can, but if you're with a chick that doesn't want a kid, and is fine with taking Plan B or other means to prevent birth then I don't really see the harm in it as primary contraception. *According to PP it's only 1/2 as effective as condoms (4 in 100 people vs 2 in 100 people).[/QUOTE] Condoms, according to your post, have 98% of effectiveness. If pulling out is half as effective, then it's only 49% effective. Yeah, it's not really worth the risk.
Hitler did nothing wrong
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49094290]I am balls deep in grad school because I lied about having 5 years of work experience when in reality it was just selling dumb shit in Second Life. Whenever someone asks me to meet for a group assignment or just to hang out I lie and say I have work which is partially true because I go home and eat pizza while idling in SL answering support IMs. I have gone so far as to fill up my calendar with fake work shifts to show people and had an SL friend act as my boss on the phone. I also have a repertoire of non-work excuses for skipping classes and meetings. For students, I can do anything (recently told someone I was hospitalized for migranes and they found a blood clot) but for professors it is a huge misdirection sham. I once bought a plane ticket to my grandparents' so I could screenshot the ticket and cancel it immediately for a refund, forged the date on it, then forged my grandpa's obituary to shift it several years later so I could show my professor as proof that I had to attend his funeral on short notice and had to miss a final which I completely forgot about. I have gotten so far in life on absolute bullshit that it even amazes me.[/QUOTE] you'd go far in politics
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49094290]I am balls deep in grad school because I lied about having 5 years of work experience when in reality it was just selling dumb shit in Second Life. Whenever someone asks me to meet for a group assignment or just to hang out I lie and say I have work which is partially true because I go home and eat pizza while idling in SL answering support IMs. I have gone so far as to fill up my calendar with fake work shifts to show people and had an SL friend act as my boss on the phone. I also have a repertoire of non-work excuses for skipping classes and meetings. For students, I can do anything (recently told someone I was hospitalized for migranes and they found a blood clot) but for professors it is a huge misdirection sham. I once bought a plane ticket to my grandparents' so I could screenshot the ticket and cancel it immediately for a refund, forged the date on it, then forged my grandpa's obituary to shift it several years later so I could show my professor as proof that I had to attend his funeral on short notice and had to miss a final which I completely forgot about. I have gotten so far in life on absolute bullshit that it even amazes me.[/QUOTE] How do I know this whole post isn't just a big lie [editline]11th November 2015[/editline] ??
[QUOTE=Katska;49095541]How do I know this whole post isn't just a big lie [editline]11th November 2015[/editline] ??[/QUOTE] Do you think people would go on the internet and tell lies? It cant't be..
Snowmew, if this is true all I can say if you can be very convincing. You are part of the reason I am Sander fan. The way you presented your argument is you laced with fact or made seem sound so full of facts that its automatically convincing. However, if you this good at BS, I think you can hire your self out as a "consultant". For example, ever heard of the saying of the common problem "Everyone wants experience but how am I going get experience if no one hires me"? You can help people like that for a living. I'm sorry, but if you are as good as you say, the employment possibilities for self employment for you (and for the higher good of others) is just mind boggling. For example, ever seen the movie Argo?
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49095508]you'd go far in politics[/QUOTE] Law school is my target next year. I got into a top 5 finance school with grades like [URL="http://snowmew.me/i/151111112833.png"]this[/URL] (incomplete). edit: I should clarify that they were sent the full, unaltered transcripts so they knew full well that I had awful shit grades but I flew across the country and bullshitted my way in with the admissions department. I also technically failed 11th and 12th grades (at different schools) by doing essentially no work and yet graduated high school. Teachers hate him, etc. [QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49096461]However, if you this good at BS, I think you can hire your self out as a "consultant".[/QUOTE] I don't need the work. I have enough investment income to live comfortably. Nobody knows how much but me and my good friends in the IRS.
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49096685]Law school is my target next year. I got into a top 5 finance school with grades like [URL="http://snowmew.me/i/151111112833.png"]this[/URL] (incomplete). edit: I should clarify that they were sent the full, unaltered transcripts so they knew full well that I had awful shit grades but I flew across the country and bullshitted my way in with the admissions department. I also technically failed 11th and 12th grades (at different schools) by doing essentially no work and yet graduated high school. Teachers hate him, etc. I don't need the work. I have enough investment income to live comfortably. Nobody knows how much but me and my good friends in the IRS.[/QUOTE] Um. What. Just impressed, tbh. Now help me bs my way into my major with shit grades this spring I believe there was discussion of a favor involving pizza?
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49094290]I am balls deep in grad school because I lied about having 5 years of work experience when in reality it was just selling dumb shit in Second Life. Whenever someone asks me to meet for a group assignment or just to hang out I lie and say I have work which is partially true because I go home and eat pizza while idling in SL answering support IMs. I have gone so far as to fill up my calendar with fake work shifts to show people and had an SL friend act as my boss on the phone. I also have a repertoire of non-work excuses for skipping classes and meetings. For students, I can do anything (recently told someone I was hospitalized for migranes and they found a blood clot) but for professors it is a huge misdirection sham. I once bought a plane ticket to my grandparents' so I could screenshot the ticket and cancel it immediately for a refund, forged the date on it, then forged my grandpa's obituary to shift it several years later so I could show my professor as proof that I had to attend his funeral on short notice and had to miss a final which I completely forgot about. I have gotten so far in life on absolute bullshit that it even amazes me.[/QUOTE] This reminds me of Catch Me If You Can.
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49096685]Law school is my target next year. I got into a top 5 finance school with grades like [URL="http://snowmew.me/i/151111112833.png"]this[/URL] (incomplete). edit: I should clarify that they were sent the full, unaltered transcripts so they knew full well that I had awful shit grades but I flew across the country and bullshitted my way in with the admissions department. I also technically failed 11th and 12th grades (at different schools) by doing essentially no work and yet graduated high school. Teachers hate him, etc. I don't need the work. I have enough investment income to live comfortably. Nobody knows how much but me and my good friends in the IRS.[/QUOTE] Are you a young James Bond what the hell
For the first time in my life, I've been feeling extremely lonely and depressed as of late. I've felt both before, but they usually were very short term and I got over them quickly and back to my normal self, this has been lasting way longer than I am comfortable with. I'm usually pretty sociable either online or in real life so being without anyone to talk to like this just isn't natural for me. It started when some of my closest friends decided to be complete jerks to me for no good reason, and I've known them since elementary school so it's been really tough on me to have to ditch them. As for the rest of my friends, I have been having trouble getting in contact with because they've been so busy with life, so I've just been kind of left here to myself. I hate not having anyone to talk to, as I'm really not used to it. On top of all this, my attempts of finding new friends with similar interests so far hasn't been going good, leading to me just spending a lot of my time laying in bed doing nothing, or fruitlessly trying to find somebody new to talk to that I get along with. A lot of the time I just kind of feel like crying, which is so strange for me because I'm never really like that. Apparently it is noticeable, too. I had somebody come up to me in school the other day and ask me if something was bothering me and if I was okay, which really caught me off guard. I'm just not really sure what to do about it at this point, I really hope it doesn't get any worse and things get better soon, but I am kind of doubtful of that at the moment.
I am in a college that has been one of the "top ten" colleges in multiple lists every year Including the list of "colleges with the most unhappy students"
[QUOTE=paindoc;49097849]Um. What. Just impressed, tbh. Now help me bs my way into my major with shit grades this spring I believe there was discussion of a favor involving pizza?[/QUOTE] If someone told me to write a book on how I did any of this I would probably be at a loss. All I can say is get used to trying a lot of dumb shit and failing at most of it. That was also my investment strategy until I got wise. I was pretty depressed and near suicidal at the time so I didn't really give a shit, but I got incredibly lucky and well, here I am? I planned to apply to 16 different grad schools despite my recommendation writers telling me to only apply to 2 or 3, and I got 8 of them out before my top reach came back with a 80% scholarship (tuition is $82,000 annually so that is a huge break). Their MSF acceptance rate is around 16%. The 2 below it rejected me because I didn't actually put any effort into them beyond stretching the application, but you would be amazed at what visiting and actually showing interest can do. 95% of college applicants simply do not honestly give a shit about a specific school so they throw their application into the hat hoping for a fat letter and admissions staff know it. If you show up and actually put forth the effort to introduce yourself and ask strategic, specific questions (it's not an interview so keep it casual) they will remember your name because nobody actually expresses their passion enough to stop jerking off and actually go there. Above all, a good sense of humor and an amicable, flexible attitude will get you anywhere. I visited 3 schools in person (they always do campus tours, so I scored a quick meeting with an admissions advisor beforehand). You just need to be able to put yourself out there and find the school for you, not have them find you. Keep in mind that this was for business so it basically runs on bullshit, YMMV in a more STEM field. Also I am a fat motherfucker so I am a pretty memorable face. But it doesn't matter what your impression is as long as you can make them think "you know what, I think that kid would be a better fit and would be more fun and useful to have here than Joe Blow". Also if you are staying within the same university, that is a huge challenge because they will call you out. Even if you transfer to another department or something, they will find out. I've lived in California, Tennessee, Colorado, a different part of California, and now New York, mainly to keep getting that fresh start advantage (plus when you tell them "my schedule is packed but I think I can fly across the country for a quick 30-minute interview" they cum in their pants) [QUOTE=Exooodus;49098429]This reminds me of Catch Me If You Can.[/QUOTE] I saw it once in a hotel when I was a kid, I only know this because someone forced me to rewatch it last week and I remembered it... although nothing I've done is illegal unless you count "stretching the truth on admissions essays" illegal. [QUOTE=ghghop;49098453]Are you a young James Bond what the hell[/QUOTE] I'm actually a fat loser with no sense of fashion so probably not
[QUOTE=da space core;49098582]I am in a college that has been one of the "top ten" colleges in multiple lists every year Including the list of "colleges with the most unhappy students"[/QUOTE] My college makes top ten for business and science, yet our most assigned degrees are women's studies and anthropology and the science/engineering+business programs have become so cut throat and competitive students have stopped helping each other in order to make sure they do better relative to their peers. Our suicide rate and unhappiness rate is climbing too, lots of students under crushing internal and external pressure that just break. The administration has plans to fix it, but it's only a handful of engineering dept deans that want to do this, the rest are content with the status quo. And it wouldn't help students now, like myself. I actually confronted the dean about this not helping any of us atm, since he had a meeting with engineering club leadership discussing plans for making our clubs give credit and shit. But it pretty much still meant everyone in the room was fucked and he dodged my question like Clinton and Benghazi Also I used to keep an open mind about the effort involved in all liberal arts majors, but now I am becoming bitter as fuck. Music degrees and writing degrees may have easier school, but making a career out of those requires a fuck load of work yourself. Engineering and tech has hard school but acquiring a job is easier and the pay is nicer. Those two types are equal, but I'm beginning to despise some of the other topics. Women's studies and anthropology especially, half the time I see them studying they'll read a bit write a short paper then sleep or watch Netflix in the library. It's fucking dumb. And this salt comes from two places at the moment: I'm in the library studying and I'm happy to have a headache because now at least I won't fall asleep studying. And I'm studying literal ionic salts so I'm feeling super salty.
[QUOTE=paindoc;49098660]Also I used to keep an open mind about the effort involved in all liberal arts majors, but now I am becoming bitter as fuck. Music degrees and writing degrees may have easier school, but making a career out of those requires a fuck load of work yourself. Engineering and tech has hard school but acquiring a job is easier and the pay is nicer. Those two types are equal, but I'm beginning to despise some of the other topics. Women's studies and anthropology especially, half the time I see them studying they'll read a bit write a short paper then sleep or watch Netflix in the library. [/QUOTE] Our university is basically worthless for liberal arts and all of the STEM people go to the local *IT college. The only exception is one specific degree path which is considered the best in the US, and the worst for getting a job, so our undergrad university-wide job rate is trash. I was originally aiming for an electrical engineering degree and after a few switches I ended up just sticking to business so yeah, they don't call it B-school for nothing but there are some dumb motherfuckers, at least in the undergrad level. Everyone and their dick needs a fucking degree now so most of them filter out into stupid shit majors and ruin it for everyone else.
I've been put in special ed. classes these past several grades (including now) and I fucking hate it. Especially with my current one where I'm treated like a child despite being 20.
the concept of casual sex is completely alien to me, i just can't wrap my head around it and get genuinely baffled every time it's brought up. even the term seems too weird to comprehend. like, what. this is all probably because my experience in that field amounts to 0,00.
Even though we've come far in technology, I still worry about my screens and speakers like they're older hardware. This usually results in screensavers and low volumes when headphones aren't plugged in.
I feel the motivation to do nothing except watch movies, listen to music, and play video games. All of my classes at this point are uninteresting to me except my music history one.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49100147]All of my classes at this point are uninteresting to me except my music history one.[/QUOTE] haha have I got news for you bud
I spend too much fucking money on fast food. I brought in over 1100 last month and 350 of it went towards lunches at burger joints and cups of coffee. I need to will myself to stop spending so much, it's hurting my saving abilities.
I can't stand any burnt / chared food. The texture of it is very unpleasant.
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