Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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Girls don't fall for me easily.
My friends mothers do, I mean sometimes it just happens that we are all celebrating something with friends but their mothers drink too, then when we are about to leave house and go to nightclubs all together they start flirting and showing sympathy and offering things like coming back to them after nightclub (even though they know that the rest of crowd will stay out all night), ask for phone number, go for excessive hugs and contact and shit like that.
Not sure if I should feel winner or a bizarre loser, I am 22 but it seems I have more popularity among 40+ than 20+.
This thread has turned more into "Shit youd like to COMPLAIN about on an online forum"
I just took a dump and noticed that my shit looks a lot like a dolphin, and I'm currently debating with myself whether or not I really want to take a photo of my fresh turd.
[editline]12th November 2015[/editline]
Update: The part that looked like a dolphin shifted into a position where you can no longer see the resemblance and I really don't feel like going out of my way to find something to move it with, so I guess that answers the photo question.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49100147]I feel the motivation to do nothing except watch movies, listen to music, and play video games. All of my classes at this point are uninteresting to me except my music history one.[/QUOTE]
I don't even have motivation to those and "sleep" up to 15 hours.
Had a obese friend in high school called oscar.
Running around a track, something about endurance.
I finish with most of the class and as oscar comes around for his last lap, asking me if it was the last.
I said no, so lone poor old oscar ran around for another lap while everyone in the class watched.
I felt like satan, as everyone else started giggling and shit.
I'm what the video game industry calls a whale.
If I love a game a shit ton (DotA2, Halo 5) I spend hundreds on it.
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49096685]Law school is my target next year. I got into a top 5 finance school with grades like [URL="http://snowmew.me/i/151111112833.png"]this[/URL] (incomplete).
edit: I should clarify that they were sent the full, unaltered transcripts so they knew full well that I had awful shit grades but I flew across the country and bullshitted my way in with the admissions department. I also technically failed 11th and 12th grades (at different schools) by doing essentially no work and yet graduated high school. Teachers hate him, etc.
I don't need the work. I have enough investment income to live comfortably. Nobody knows how much but me and my good friends in the IRS.[/QUOTE]
I am saying you have a super power.
You can extract hostages from a bad situation from over seas as a CIA agent.
You can help someone who has a criminal record wanting to go straight have a clean back ground.
You can topple governments.
[QUOTE]suicidal [/QUOTE]\
Seek death and you have victory
Ancient dead Korean general.
I'm socially retarded.
[QUOTE=Solodris;49102087]I'm socially retarded.[/QUOTE]
If its a disorder, cant help you.
If its due to lack of skill, that can be fixed.
[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49102161]If its a disorder, cant help you.
If its due to lack of skill, that can be fixed.[/QUOTE]
I have Asperger Syndrome. My girlfriend told me yesterday that I was a socially handicapped Einstein. I love her so much.
[QUOTE=Solodris;49102264]I have Asperger Syndrome. My girlfriend told me yesterday that I was a socially handicapped Einstein. I love her so much.[/QUOTE]
Ok yet you are socially capable enough to get a girlfriend.
I wouldnt worry about it that much.
[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49102267]Ok yet you are socially capable enough to get a girlfriend.
I wouldnt worry about it that much.[/QUOTE]
Thanks.
I have only 32 days to complete the amount of 6 classes in my credit recovery class, and if I dont, I won't graduate high school.
Really wish I didn't slack off freshman year.
I act like I'm confident when I'm with friends, but I can't bring myself to speak to strangers
[QUOTE=Solodris;49102264]I have Asperger Syndrome. My girlfriend told me yesterday that I was a socially handicapped Einstein. I love her so much.[/QUOTE]
That definitely sounds like me. Except for the girlfriend part. :frown:
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49102411]That definitely sounds like me. Except for the girlfriend part. :frown:[/QUOTE]
Have you ever had a gf?
[QUOTE=Svinnik;49102417]Have you ever had a gf?[/QUOTE]
The opposite of yes.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49101988]You need help before that destroys you mang, like srsly srsly[/QUOTE]
I regulate it enough that it's extra money. I make enough to live comfortably and be a whale
[editline]12th November 2015[/editline]
But I only do it if I love the game and the company. I would do the same for From software if they had micro transactions just because I love their stuff
I've only gone to the dentist once in my life, when I was 17.
He said everything looks good and charged me 50 euro :v:
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49102438]The opposite of yes.[/QUOTE]
Harsh.
Have you tried tinder?
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49100523]haha have I got news for you bud[/QUOTE]
?
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;49103306]Harsh.
Have you tried tinder?[/QUOTE]
That shit didnt work for me
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;49103306]Harsh.
Have you tried tinder?[/QUOTE]
If it wasn't for forced Facebook integration I would've already used it by now. Plus all the photos on my current Facebook are either goofy or with family members, and I don't want potential ladies to see that.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49104852]If it wasn't for forced Facebook integration I would've already used it by now. Plus all the photos on my current Facebook are either goofy or with family members, and I don't want potential ladies to see that.[/QUOTE]
Ever just talk to girls in your classes?
when asked if I am shy, I outright reply "no I am socially awkward"
I find that if done correctly, you can turn around your social awkwardness and turn it into humor
[QUOTE=elevate;49104960]Ever just talk to girls in your classes?[/QUOTE]
Usually idle chit-chat in my drawing class. I've made some laugh, so I'm getting there.
when I pay people for a job it's usually in change
[QUOTE=da space core;49105006]when asked if I am shy, I outright reply "no I am socially awkward"
I find that if done correctly, you can turn around your social awkwardness and turn it into humor[/QUOTE]
I've done something similar. I found it very hard to make friends in high school and college. Now thanks to some comedic inspirations, I'm turning that around and making people laugh. I tend to make friends that way by the end of the semester. Some of my current colleagues became my good friends because I loved making a scene.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;49100939]Girls don't fall for me easily.
My friends mothers do, I mean sometimes it just happens that we are all celebrating something with friends but their mothers drink too, then when we are about to leave house and go to nightclubs all together they start flirting and showing sympathy and offering things like coming back to them after nightclub (even though they know that the rest of crowd will stay out all night), ask for phone number, go for excessive hugs and contact and shit like that.
Not sure if I should feel winner or a bizarre loser, I am 22 but it seems I have more popularity among 40+ than 20+.[/QUOTE]
I'm 21 and I've had better luck asking a 29 year old out then girls my age.
When I'm trying to spell out a long word, I imagine I'm typing on a keyboard inside my head.
Sounds really lame, but it actually helps me.
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