• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=simzboy;49106583]When I'm trying to spell out a long word, I imagine I'm typing on a keyboard inside my head. Sounds really lame, but it actually helps me.[/QUOTE] I can't tell left from right without imagining eating soup with a spoon.
when I was a wee lad I visited Germany with my dad while it was snowing there we went sledding, and I made the dumb decision of walking up the sled hill backwards my dad was yelling at me to look where I was going, but I didn't hear him so, eventually I was hit in the back of my legs by a 4-5 year-old girl, I did a full on backflip I still remember the horrified expression she had on her face when it happened I bet I made their parents' day
I think my biology teacher is cute. She's really enthusiastic about the field she teaches, and I find that especially attractive. However, I'm 22 and she's in the second half of her 30s so nothing will ever happen, but it's a nice thought to think about. I feel a little justified in my thoughts though. My friend is 23 and he's currently trying to get a woman who's 32. They're both in a band together so they have a chance.
Dont date your teacher, not while you're om school. Hit her up after school tho
I had two soda's yesterday, I haven't drank soda in 3 months.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49109795]Dont date your teacher, not while you're om school. Hit her up after school tho[/QUOTE] This really caught me by surprise. I didn't expect any serious responses at all.
[QUOTE=elevate;49110009]This really caught me by surprise. I didn't expect any serious responses at all.[/QUOTE] You can't really choose who is your teacher or your student, if you two are attracted to each other then I think you might wanna get to know her. That age gap isn't too terrible either. But since other teachers might not think it is kosher for a teacher to date a student, you might want to do it after you're no longer a student of hers.
I might have gotten cock blocked, [i]again[/i]. I seem to be a bringer of bad luck to girls, because apparently now she dropped out of school and her dad is pissed, so things are complicated for her.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49110239]You can't really choose who is your teacher or your student, if you two are attracted to each other then I think you might wanna get to know her. That age gap isn't too terrible either. But since other teachers might not think it is kosher for a teacher to date a student, you might want to do it after you're no longer a student of hers.[/QUOTE] You make it seem as though she likes me too. She doesn't even know I like her. God knows what she thinks of me, although she's friendly to everyone in the class.
Today I added 4 songs from Justin Bieber's latest album to my playlist [editline]13th November 2015[/editline] No regrets
Today an older black man opened the door for me. I smiled and in my head arose the thought of "What a nice mannered nigger!" I wasnt too happy at that. It shocked me. :facepalm:
[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49110593]Today an older black man opened the door for me. I smiled and in my head arose the thought of "What a nice mannered nigger!" I wasnt too happy at that. It shocked me. :facepalm:[/QUOTE] (trigger warning: racist old man story) I have a neighbor who's lived in this building since it was built in the 70s, nice old guy who spends his retirement taking his wife to the casino. Sometimes we shoot the shit outside in the parking lot and this week I asked him why the office sent out notices not to open windows if it gets too hot inside (they told us to call them to lower the heat instead, but we have thermostats so idk what that could mean). He told me "those greedy jews in the office want to freeze us out". So I asked him if they're too cheap to replace the light bulbs outside (literally all of them are burnt out in front of our building) and he said "no, the fucking niggers are too lazy to fix those". I don't know how he's managed not to get kicked out yet
He pays his rent on time and seen as a harmless old man?
[QUOTE=elevate;49110357]You make it seem as though she likes me too. She doesn't even know I like her. God knows what she thinks of me, although she's friendly to everyone in the class.[/QUOTE] She might like you just as a student, and not as a potential love interest, yeah. But she might also [I]like[/I] like you. Check if she has a ring on her finger, if not, try to get creative with ways for finding out if she has a boyfriend or anything.
[QUOTE=elevate;49109282]I think my biology teacher is cute. She's really enthusiastic about the field she teaches, and I find that especially attractive. However, I'm 22 and she's in the second half of her 30s so nothing will ever happen, but it's a nice thought to think about. I feel a little justified in my thoughts though. My friend is 23 and he's currently trying to get a woman who's 32. They're both in a band together so they have a chance.[/QUOTE] Heh, I one thought of my biology teacher the same too. Until she got engaged.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;49110372]Today I added 4 songs from Justin Bieber's latest album to my playlist [editline]13th November 2015[/editline] No regrets[/QUOTE] but did you include [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME9X8GX_tm8"]expensive sounding sounds?[/URL] if not, shame shame you know better!
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48955755]I've never had a girlfriend[/QUOTE] You are not alone. I don't have a partner, but it's mostly because my bad decisions. I'm always angry, serious and/or worried all time. If I wasn't like that all time maybe I would try to approach people more.
I have a possible hookup about an hour away and I don't know how I would explain my absence to my mother.
[QUOTE=bdd458;49116445]I have a possible hookup about an hour away and I don't know how I would explain my absence to my mother.[/QUOTE] With a friend, we might drink and maybe i'll sleep over and so on.
I don't drink though, and I tend to have shitty excuses precisely because I don't go out all that often. Life would be so much easier if my mother wasn't as nosey and helicoptery of me, I'm 19 like ffs I can manage myself fairly well. [editline]14th November 2015[/editline] Like I went to see Spectre with a couple friends, and she didn't like at all that we went to the late showing, and I didn't get hone until 2 in the morning, or when I went to get Fallout 4 at midnight for the launch.
Went to friends house party last night. Today I woke up on a massive Tesco's parking lot in my car self locked inside. I wish I knew what happened. I think I drink drove 100 meters (That parking lot is like 100 meters from friends house)
[QUOTE=bdd458;49116527]I don't drink though, and I tend to have shitty excuses precisely because I don't go out all that often. Life would be so much easier if my mother wasn't as nosey and helicoptery of me, I'm 19 like ffs I can manage myself fairly well. [editline]14th November 2015[/editline] Like I went to see Spectre with a couple friends, and she didn't like at all that we went to the late showing, and I didn't get hone until 2 in the morning, or when I went to get Fallout 4 at midnight for the launch.[/QUOTE] Going to be tricky but if you mind me asking, how old are you?
[QUOTE=Bucketboy;49116596]Going to be tricky but if you mind me asking, how old are you?[/QUOTE] 19, I said that in my post :v:
[QUOTE=Bucketboy;49116596]Going to be tricky but if you mind me asking, how old are you?[/QUOTE] He said how old he is in the post you quoted.
I'd totally move out if I could too, though I'd most likely have to give up school so I could get a full time job since my parents are pretty much paying for everything of mine, except gas and car insurance. [editline]14th November 2015[/editline] like yeah i get it, my parents sre supposed to be worried about me, but I'm 19 and I legit need my space.
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[QUOTE=RocketRacer;49104099]That shit didnt work for me[/QUOTE] Tinder is the sort of thing that you just check back to now and then, if it doesn't work for you now then come back in a day or two. :v: You gotta match that stuff though, or you'll never get paired with anyone. If you think people are bothered by your facebook photos, then just make an alt on facebook.
Yesterday playing hockey I was table-topped on accident while charging the net. Defender had his stick horizontal between himself and the other one. I tried to split the defense, but the stick got wedged in his other defender. I hit the stick with my knees and fall forward taking out both of them with me.
If I want to make good music I start drinking adderall is not conducive to creativity. so it sorta sucks that the medication I take to not be depressed, angry, annoyed, or unmotivated also kills my creativity. While making me want to actually try to learn to ake music and work hard on music :v:
[QUOTE=bdd458;49116527]I don't drink though, and I tend to have shitty excuses precisely because I don't go out all that often. Life would be so much easier if my mother wasn't as nosey and helicoptery of me, I'm 19 like ffs I can manage myself fairly well. [editline]14th November 2015[/editline] Like I went to see Spectre with a couple friends, and she didn't like at all that we went to the late showing, and I didn't get hone until 2 in the morning, or when I went to get Fallout 4 at midnight for the launch.[/QUOTE] Be glad you are allowed to go out in te night. I'm not, 18 and live with my dad who keeps total regime in here
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