• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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:snip: changed my mind about posting
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49140186]I'd like an example.[/QUOTE] "Gast, het maakt niet uit. Laat me de gewoon de sauce zien" Ok, sounds oddly gay now... 2 years later. Anyway, I told him I set his story online and he said: "Ik weet niet wat meer pijn doet, dat zeker 100en mensen m'n grootste fuckup gaan lezen of de pijn doe ik toen in mn ballen had" Which translates to "i dont know what hurts more, the fact that 100s of people will read my most embarassing story of the pain from hitting myself in the nuts at the time". Lol.
I forgot to put on deodorant today and even though I'm not a smelly person everytime I caught the faintest wiff of an nonessential smell I panicked and thought I smelled like a garbage can.
[QUOTE=splenda;49144442]I forgot to put on deodorant today and even though I'm not a smelly person everytime I caught the faintest wiff of an nonessential smell I panicked and thought I smelled like a garbage can.[/QUOTE] are you me that happens to me all the time. i sweat wayyyy too much and too easily for how I look though so maybe everyone will assume its the weird kid a few seats down. I have had panic attacks about my hair though. Like, sobbing and hiding in my room because of how shit I look and how everyone can see it and everyone is staring they can all see how ugly I am etc drama drama Its a silly and embarrassing issue to have.
SOMETIMES i just prefer to fap than to do the whole sex thing
[QUOTE=greeley;49144797]SOMETIMES i just prefer to fap than to do the whole sex thing[/QUOTE] Have the partner do your gapping for you, simple
when i was 4 i ate yellow snow. that promptly made me vomit and made the snow in front of me a new color. i also fucking hate honey. every time i eat it, i get a gag reflex. it's goddamn disgusting to me.
I remember when my best friend used to kick me out of his room so he can fap but that was like 10 years ago. [sp]Why am i confessing on his behalf?[/sp]
[IMG]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/f/f5/Nick_Valentine.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/184?cb=20151115143213[/IMG] [t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/c104338152f1ca65b89eac18c7d3564d/tumblr_msjgib7EsV1s0lkoeo4_1280.jpg[/t] [IMG]http://www.myfconline.com/character_avatars/272976_194132.jpg[/IMG] I've wanted to fuck too many robots lately.
[QUOTE=paindoc;49144678]are you me that happens to me all the time. i sweat wayyyy too much and too easily for how I look though so maybe everyone will assume its the weird kid a few seats down. I have had panic attacks about my hair though. Like, sobbing and hiding in my room because of how shit I look and how everyone can see it and everyone is staring they can all see how ugly I am etc drama drama Its a silly and embarrassing issue to have.[/QUOTE] I sweat a lot too but like it never smells so it doesn't really bother others. Whenever I have a music gig or whatever though like it gets to the point where there is sweat dripping down my instruments and when the show is over I look like I just got out of a shower. :v:
[QUOTE=splenda;49147076]I sweat a lot too but like it never smells so it doesn't really bother others. Whenever I have a music gig or whatever though like it gets to the point where there is sweat dripping down my instruments and when the show is over I look like I just got out of a shower. :v:[/QUOTE] Free salt-based lube
[QUOTE=ghghop;49147122]Free salt-based lube[/QUOTE] My lower half never really gets sweaty so, I guess you could say sadly, I cannot take advantage of this feature.
I've been looking and searching for answer of "What is real? What is truth? What is best? What is right?" for so long and found so many interesting answers that I am now in a place where I don't adhere to what I have found to be true, I will be in a bad spot. If I do, I will seem out of place and be in a bad spot. Alot of my views on morals, reality, or politics or things in general are a result of great sorrow, suffering, perhaps loss of my life or just reflecting upon certain things it till I couldnt mentally break the idea or concept apart any more. So when I share, it because whenever I don't adhere to what I found to be true, I suffer greatly. I wish to share these ideas so you do not suffer either.
[QUOTE=MasterKade;49147064][IMG]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/f/f5/Nick_Valentine.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/184?cb=20151115143213[/IMG] [t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/c104338152f1ca65b89eac18c7d3564d/tumblr_msjgib7EsV1s0lkoeo4_1280.jpg[/t] [IMG]http://www.myfconline.com/character_avatars/272976_194132.jpg[/IMG] I've wanted to fuck too many robots lately.[/QUOTE] Wow, I can't believe you forgot about Curie... [QUOTE] [IMG]http://images.eurogamer.net/2015/usgamer/Fallout-4-Curie.jpg[/IMG] [I]Just think of the possibilities.[/I] [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49148985]Wow, I can't believe you forgot about Curie...[/QUOTE] [sp]The synth body makes her look worse[/sp]
[QUOTE=MasterKade;49147064][IMG]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/f/f5/Nick_Valentine.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/184?cb=20151115143213[/IMG] [t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/c104338152f1ca65b89eac18c7d3564d/tumblr_msjgib7EsV1s0lkoeo4_1280.jpg[/t] [IMG]http://www.myfconline.com/character_avatars/272976_194132.jpg[/IMG] I've wanted to fuck too many robots lately.[/QUOTE] Welcome to my world.
Wtf are you guys talking about Assaultron is the #1 fuckable robot
[QUOTE=Deri102;49149230]Wtf are you guys talking about Assaultron is the #1 fuckable robot[/QUOTE] Obviously [I]I[/I] am the most fuckable robot
[QUOTE=Foobagooba;49149932]Obviously [I]I[/I] am the most fuckable robot[/QUOTE] oeicw ur [editline]20th November 2015[/editline] uhh prove it [editline]20th November 2015[/editline] to the left, to the left~
i sometimes still think my partner spies on me on here.
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49148985]Wow, I can't believe you forgot about Curie...[/QUOTE] I never believed in the whole waifu stuff....but there are exceptions to everything.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49150963]prove that you are the best fuckable robot[/QUOTE] I am not a rowboat
but are you a motorboat?
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqMKrFFvR00]Should i expect this movie to hold the secret to immortality?[/url]
I broke my leg by simply tripping, my dad made me walk home :v: [editline]20th November 2015[/editline] I also cried like a little bitch.
Did he know it was broken? Cuz that's fucked.
[t]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/w3r8OSUVdLI/hqdefault.jpg[/t] This is the only bot that can truly understand you.
[QUOTE=4444;49151269]Did he know it was broken? Cuz that's fucked.[/QUOTE] He thought I had twisted my ankle, when we got home you could clearly see that my leg had something wrong with it, he still thought I had twisted it.
I'm cataloging audio of my farts online. I don't know why I started.
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