• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I've been wondering lately if I should attempt [I]*cough*[/I] manscaping. I've only not done it before due to sanitary reasons and fear of injuring something.
I'm so desperate for female company that I'm considering going to r4r on Reddit. I'm not looking for online relationships. I just want someone to talk about my feelings with and be validated by. Other than that, all I want to do is sleep.
Ill listen to you if you need to. I am not a gal however.
[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49172883]Ill listen to you if you need to. I am not a gal however.[/QUOTE] Got plenty of guy friends already. I appreciate the gesture though.
[QUOTE=elevate;49172836]I'm so desperate for female company that I'm considering going to r4r on Reddit. I'm not looking for online relationships. I just want someone to talk about my feelings with and be validated by. Other than that, all I want to do is sleep.[/QUOTE] I go on places like r4r and /soc/ all the time
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49172929]I go on places like r4r and /soc/ all the time[/QUOTE] Any successes?
I know more about the sex and social lives of quite a few facepunchers than I know about my own friends'. It was not intentional.
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49172947]I know more about the sex and social lives of quite a few facepunchers than I know about my own friends'. It was not intentional.[/QUOTE] We're too open. We come here to vent.
[QUOTE=elevate;49172935]Any successes?[/QUOTE] I've talked a few girls, though we usually only talk once and never talk again I did join a Kik group from /soc/ and hung out with some of the guys twice
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49172947]I know more about the sex and social lives of quite a few facepunchers than I know about my own friends'. It was not intentional.[/QUOTE] There's comfort in quasi-anonymity.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49172783]I've been wondering lately if I should attempt [I]*cough*[/I] manscaping. I've only not done it before due to sanitary reasons and fear of injuring something.[/QUOTE] It's not a bad idea and not terrifying. Tbh waxing anything you want fully clean, like the groin and anything else at that level is easiest. It's painful, yes, but lasts 4-6 weeks. Otherwise just get a trimmer, set it to a low guard and trim away risk free. Moisturize and exfoliate anything you cut really short. It's sanitary if you clean, antiseptic after the shave seriously helps with razor bumps but I don't feel you're going for hairless here. Trimmed is easier. Also the Internet is a wealth of knowledge. Smooth legs are great tho
[QUOTE=paindoc;49173036]Smooth legs are great tho[/QUOTE] I've thought of doing that, but that's going too far and is very noticable
[QUOTE=paindoc;49173036]It's not a bad idea and not terrifying. Tbh waxing anything you want fully clean, like the groin and anything else at that level is easiest. It's painful, yes, but lasts 4-6 weeks. Otherwise just get a trimmer, set it to a low guard and trim away risk free. Moisturize and exfoliate anything you cut really short. It's sanitary if you clean, antiseptic after the shave seriously helps with razor bumps but I don't feel you're going for hairless here. Trimmed is easier. Also the Internet is a wealth of knowledge. Smooth legs are great tho[/QUOTE] I've mainly been thinking on trimming the groinal region since I assume that most women don't want to see an artifact from the 70s.
I'm not quite sure if when I'm trying to chat to people the ones that seem rather avoided of talking either loathe me or have some other confusing reasons that makes it difficult to understand what they're really thinking.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49173227]I'm not quite sure if when I'm trying to chat to people the ones that seem rather avoided of talking either loathe me or have some other confusing reasons that makes it difficult to understand what they're really thinking.[/QUOTE] For me it's because my tablet never fucking notifies me and I end up making people feel ignored.
I am considering "stepping out of my current life", and start up elsewhere. I have been thinking of moving away from everyone, because my life feels stale. There is no real progress and it's very depressing. I've often heard from a few friends of their depression and I never really thought about it a lot, what it's like, but I can say for sure i'm feeling very depressed at the moment. The current way im living my life is one I'm going to regret later. I've been thinking of moving far away once I've finished college. I'll stay here, build up a small amount of money and take my leave when im 25/26. I dont feel like I've got anything left here.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49173046]I've thought of doing that, but that's going too far and is very noticable[/QUOTE] Yeah I'm wearing pants all over thanksgiving break so I don't get found out as one of the queers during my stay otherwise its p. great but now im sad fuck [QUOTE=LoNer1;49173547]I am considering "stepping out of my current life", and start up elsewhere. I have been thinking of moving away from everyone, because my life feels stale. There is no real progress and it's very depressing. I've often heard from a few friends of their depression and I never really thought about it a lot, what it's like, but I can say for sure i'm feeling very depressed at the moment. The current way im living my life is one I'm going to regret later. I've been thinking of moving far away once I've finished college. I'll stay here, build up a small amount of money and take my leave when im 25/26. I dont feel like I've got anything left here.[/QUOTE] I'm thinking of this too. Just trying to get away from my past and family as much as possible. Only problem for me is that the industry for my major (aero/astro engr, almost entirely focused astro) is only really lively here (WA), southeast US (fuckno), and California. I love this town but feel too close to my family. I've thought of Germany. Love the place, already can speak a decent amount of the language, and it has a decent aero industry. That or using my (hopeful) fusion reactor focus at ITER in France would be awesome. My french is terrible though. just awful. Can you change your environment in small ways, perchance? Maybe move to a new residence on campus, find somewhere different to live, etc? Working on a hobby also helped me with my depression, felt good to be making shit and using free time productively
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49172783]I've been wondering lately if I should attempt [I]*cough*[/I] manscaping. I've only not done it before due to sanitary reasons and fear of injuring something.[/QUOTE] Shave the balls, buzz the bush Also I've realized that I am 25 and have never gambled with real money.
I alternate between horniness and loneliness. I was in the former a few weeks ago but now I'm in the latter.
[QUOTE=Skwee;49173882]Shave the balls, buzz the bush Also I've realized that I am 25 and have never gambled with real money.[/QUOTE] Its great. Its the only addiction that doesn't come with the down sides of chemical dependency. I said that as a joke. I have however done some. I agree with Lewis Black. Get a bunch of quarters, plug the toilet with them and flush it. When the quarters bounce up and hit you in the face, youll feel like a winner and having better chances of winning, then playing slots.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49174096]I alternate between horniness and loneliness. I was in the former a few weeks ago but now I'm in the latter.[/QUOTE] I normally go through both phases on a daily basis. Part of me wants to score, while the other part wants companionship.
I lost a bet - this is now my PS4. [T]http://i.imgur.com/APkwn2Q.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/BDzbu7b.jpg[/T] [T]http://i.imgur.com/f6Ujp2P.jpg[/T] [t]http://i.imgur.com/gIQqwTg.jpg[/t] I don't even know how to explain this one
[QUOTE=Momentum;49175498]I lost a bet - this is now my PS4. [T]http://i.imgur.com/APkwn2Q.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/BDzbu7b.jpg[/T] [T]http://i.imgur.com/f6Ujp2P.jpg[/T] [t]http://i.imgur.com/gIQqwTg.jpg[/t] I don't even know how to explain this one[/QUOTE] To be fair if I had a PS4 I would of willingly done that.
That's fucking amazing. You should be proud.
10/10 aesthetic
For some fucking reason if I listen to official MLP songs I start feeling suicidal, no joke. Also the only reason I haven't stabbed myself in the heart while jumping off the Golden Gate bridge is because my parents actually care about me, when they die and if i'm still a useless lazy shit i'm going to go with them.
I did something horrible a bunch of years ago on facepunch: I bought gold member... When it was on sale for Half the price. I am sorry.
In my group of friends there is this one friend that the rest of us all mooch money off of, like when we order pizza and whatever, because he has always had the most stable employment. I feel really bad about it sometimes but then when we hang out he does stuff like farting loudly and unashamedly or talking loudly about whatever sexual position in a crowded restaurant, and that feels like it somehow justifies it. He has said he doesn't care that we all mooch off him, but I still feel weird about it.
I'm super excited to ship out for BMT, but my girlfriend gets this devastated look anytime someone mentions it around her and I don't want her to feel isolated. I plan to marry her after she finishes college, so I don't want to leave her feeling like I've left her. [editline]24th November 2015[/editline] What's worse is my parents are moving and our houses were only a few blocks away. Despite a few visits I won't be back in my home town much after I leave.
I can be a selfish prick quite often and i need to work on that.
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