Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=Anti Christ;49204390]my confession is that i put the bare minimum effort necessary into being a functional human. at the end of the month, i have like $80 left over because i blow it all on stupid toys, video games, and fast food. i do nothing but go to work and play world of warcraft. and im totally content to do this until i drop dead of cardiovascular disease, because i just dont care[/QUOTE]
I kinda do this too. I'm content with my current sitting.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;49204803]I kinda do this too. I'm content with my current sitting.[/QUOTE]
yeah like im not particularly unhappy or anything, i just dont really care to improve anything
I am an impulse buyer on steam, I got a bunch of games on steam that I dont play
if I cant find any games I want, I gift games to my friends
[QUOTE=da space core;49205285]I am an impulse buyer on steam, I got a bunch of games on steam that I dont play
if I cant find any games I want, I gift games to my friends[/QUOTE]
I am the reverse. I bought only one game on steam to find what it was about. Haven't went back since.
I signed up for a flat earther forum to troll them.
Im sorry, but I can't sink my head that low, even for just the lols. At least I know by example what is a bad argument.
[QUOTE=da space core;49205285]I am an impulse buyer on steam, I got a bunch of games on steam that I dont play
if I cant find any games I want, I gift games to my friends[/QUOTE]
I would impulse buy IndieGala bundles for the trading cards (and the fact you can get like 12 shitty games for $2)
[QUOTE=XiP;49204372]I like to eat fast food[/QUOTE]
That's not really a secret unless you're a serious health nut.
My eating habits have been terrible since April. Nowadays all I have for dinner are potato wedges :v:
I've been talking to other girls since I broke off contact with my "6 year long relation but now ex" girlfriend who doesnt want to give me the light of day. Ive had nudes send to me, got dirtytalked and the girl tried to seduce me. No dice. I cant stop thinking about my ex and its putting me off anyone else.
I don't even feel the drive to fap. If I do, I'm sure I'll think of her
Posted bits about this in WAYT, but flippy told me to post it here too.
Couple days ago, a friend told me that his friend (someone who I only saw maybe once or twice and never spoke to at that point) liked me. At first I didn't believe him, because psh, imagine somebody liking a Facepuncher. She added me on Facebook, and we chatted. That was one of the first times I've ever managed to keep a conversation going for a few hours. I didn't really think much about it at the time until after she went to bed. The next day, my friend showed me the texts they exchanged. Turns out I did much better than I expected, since she literally had no idea how to approach me other than saying "Hey". She seemed pretty excited when I replied, too (judging from all caps texts). Later that day, she asked my friend to tell me that she wanted to date me, so I talked to her about it.
We arranged to meet up and chat today. The weather was shitty, and it was cold as fuck, but I wasn't going to let it ruin my first date. I got to the meeting point first, because if anyone isn't going to show up, it isn't going to be me. She got there a few minutes later, well prepared for the cold. We were both nervous about it, since we were almost complete strangers at that point. We walked around town for a bit, talking along the way, went to the park for a couple hours, and we had fun. Eventually, she had to go home to eat, so we parted ways and continued to talk on Skype. First date = success. She really enjoyed it, regardless of the weather, and that's what is important to me.
I always used to think you had to be at least friends before dating, but if I'm honest, I think dating a stranger is a much better experience. It guides you in the right direction for conversation topics, as you both get to know each other, and then you can delve into more specific questions. Of course it will be awkward at first, but in Funley's words: "Everyone is awkward, and when everyone is awkward, no one is awkward."
It is simply a matter of who will speak first, and the rest falls into place.
I knew having patience would get me somewhere in life, and I'm proud I waited.
Thats a really nice feelgood story. Thanks man.
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49206720]I've been talking to other girls since I broke off contact with my "6 year long relation but now ex" girlfriend who doesnt want to give me the light of day. Ive had nudes send to me, got dirtytalked and the girl tried to seduce me. No dice. I cant stop thinking about my ex and its putting me off anyone else.[/QUOTE]
You don't want it to happen but I can never get this to happen
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;49192478]It bothers me that nurses pat themselves on the back so much. Yea we get it, you save lives and work long hours. You're also not a slave to the hospital you work at and you also get paid handsomely for it.
I saw a post on Facebook about some guy talking about how his hero wife has to work the holidays and how she's missing out on seeing her daughter open presents on Christmas. I had to work Christmas and you know what I did? I rescheduled Christmas with my family to celebrate in the evening when I got home. Also that holiday pay
Just one of my pet peeves[/QUOTE]
Over here nurses earn minimum wage
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49207015]You don't want it to happen but I can never get this to happen[/QUOTE]
I'm really good at talking. Insanely good, If i say so myself. I made my best friend (female) fall for me, unknowingly. Kinda awkward, but whatever? I usually get to hear that I'm brutally honest and straightforward, but not in a negative way.
It just (like nightmare said) all falls into place when you get to talk to her on an equal level. What I mean is; when you're relaxed about what you're saying and going to say. It's really just a game of pick and shoot. Thinking of something funny to say? Just say it. If it feels right, it feels right. I mosty get a laugh out, so it helps.
Also, she isnt a stranger to me. We havent talked in years but I suspected there to be something. Pretty cheeky to play into a girls feeling of "defeat", because at the time she did like me i got another girlfriend, but I don't think I want the attention she is trying to give me but at the same time dont want to push / scare her away with the "my ex this my ex that" talk.
[editline]29th November 2015[/editline]
Also helps when you've got those mixed genes of half black half white, inviting thick half straight / curly hair ready to be stroked by most girls and then the (imho) perfect length of 183 and a reasonably muscular body. Then the talking / being able to cook / "looking like a good bf candidate" (like ive heard a girl from school say this about me. I feel objectified...) comes in handy quite well.
But it depends on practically everything. The girls I see / interact with in school are very different. They're less "down to earth" and more "if i dont get super grades my poppy will degrade my graduation present from an audi to a volkswagen"
I feel like i'm being watched
I like to think I don't need a girlfriend to be happy, but sometimes, laying in bed, I'll realize how lonely I actually am.
[QUOTE=nomad1;49206661]My eating habits have been terrible since April. Nowadays all I have for dinner are potato wedges :v:[/QUOTE]
Sometimes when im frying up potatos, I will occasionally eat some of the pieces, raw. I love potato. Potato good.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;49207976]Sometimes when im frying up potatos, I will occasionally eat some of the pieces, raw. I love potato. Potato good.[/QUOTE]
It doesn't help my avatar is known as 'potato girl' :v:
Honestly tho, it's nice to come back from school after a 9 hour day, put some potato wedges on, and just watch some youtube videos eating said food before either continuing school work or going to bed. I should buy a scale and see if i've gained any weight cause i look the same as I did coming out of high school 3 years ago...
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;49207976]Sometimes when im frying up potatos, I will occasionally eat some of the pieces, raw. I love potato. Potato good.[/QUOTE]
Isn't this customary?
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49208152]Isn't this customary?[/QUOTE]
I get many negative responses because apparently eating raw potatoes is bad. People cringe at the thought of someone eating an uncooked potato. They're probably just pissed because i ate half the potato.
I know more about Bionicle lore than a 24 year old should, but considering the series launched in 2001 I can't say I'm surprised.
This is the best tinder encounter I've had yet. End says "wait until I stop moving"
[t]http://i.imgur.com/i84VPMp.png[/t]
And it's from an FPer friend I go to uni with who's using Tinder for social stuff like a sane person.
Tbh though not liking people who talk to me due to their personality or saying no in general really makes me feel shitty. I don't have a ton of people messaging me, so it feels saddening turning down one of the few who talked
It seems I have the ability to talk to people but end up saying something that makes them skidattle after wards.
I don't think this much salt is good for me, but i fucking love sunflower seeds and can't stop eating them.
I can eat ~11 in a minute depending on the condition of the shell, or if the seed is edible. Stick a bunch of unshelled seeds in one side of my mouth, crack, shell, and eat them in the other side.
Sometimes I crack and shell them and store the seed in the other side until i have a bunch stored up and eat them all at once. Tasty.
[QUOTE=Skwee;49213679]I don't think this much salt is good for me, but i fucking love sunflower seeds and can't stop eating them.
I can eat ~11 in a minute depending on the condition of the shell, or if the seed is edible. Stick a bunch of unshelled seeds in one side of my mouth, crack, shell, and eat them in the other side.
Sometimes I crack and shell them and store the seed in the other side until i have a bunch stored up and eat them all at once. Tasty.[/QUOTE]
I used to be an addict, I know how you feel.
i just have a mad bombay mix addiction
I get jealous when people talk about any aspect of their social life (relationships, friends, hobbies etc.) because I have the habit of comparing them to mine and seeing it lacking to a great degree.
I cannot help but feel completely unimpressed and almost disgusted at people that "can't" (won't) help themselves get over things.
[QUOTE=XiP;49204372]I like to eat fast food[/QUOTE]
Who does'nt
I bought myself this title because I liked watching salty internet drama.
Now it's too fucking tiring keeping up with it all and it's no longer entertaining.
[QUOTE=Banned?;49214396]I bought myself this title because I liked watching salty internet drama.
Now it's too fucking tiring keeping up with it all and it's no longer entertaining.[/QUOTE]
But there is always a rare chance that some really amazing internet drama shows up and it suddenly is entertaining again. :v:
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