• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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Jello sometimes makes me throw up, but that's not going to stop me from eating it
[QUOTE=bobxrawks;48948070]Jello sometimes makes me throw up, but that's not going to stop me from eating it[/QUOTE] why that is two questions
I hate it when [URL="http://i.imgur.com/yh6sZkz.png"]people box people for subjective opinions.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Jrose14;48948922]why that is two questions[/QUOTE] I'm not sure why jello makes me sick, I don't even eat too much of it. after a few spoon fulls it just makes me feel ill.. I love Jello tho. Its a love hate relationship Also eating a lot of skittles gives me a headache
throat singing helps me concentrate
i picked a scab yesterday
[QUOTE=cartman300;48948942]I hate it when [URL="http://i.imgur.com/yh6sZkz.png"]people box people for subjective opinions.[/URL][/QUOTE] I tend to take boxes way too personally. I know it's dumb but they feel bad anyways.
Never watched Star Wars
[QUOTE=cartman300;48948942]I hate it when [URL="http://i.imgur.com/yh6sZkz.png"]people box people for subjective opinions.[/URL][/QUOTE] you find out quickly people use the box quite liberally for whatever oh yeah, speaking of star wars: i don't care about the new star wars movie and probably wont see it. doesnt interest me.
I can't go to sensational headlines with out it putting me in bad mood. So I just refuse to go there.
My hatred of clones in the Star Wars universe stems back when I was heavily involved with the online LEGO community. During that period, during the height of the Clone Wars TV show, there were a lot of people who made their own "custom" LEGO clone minifigs. There were some standout people who put a lot of effort into those, and were really good. But the masses, oh the masses. "Clone Kiddies" as they were affectionately known as tended to just scribble all over them with sharpie, worship this one asshole named David, use really bad grammar, and were really fucking rude. They made me HATE the clones because they were everywhere. Like I'm sure they were fine kids, but FUCK their clones sucked and they were really annoying at the time.
I have a rotten tooth in the back of my mouth which i can't afford to get taken out.
I'm not any closer to buying a new PC today then I was three years ago. Money management, everyone :pcrepair:
So this story was from when I was 13. As most boys that age I was a horny teenager. And usually that meant that just about anything sexual and involving boobs would give me a stiffy. Fast forward to math class with the class doing a test. I finish around 10 minutes early and don't give the test right away to give the illusion that I'm still working. In reality I was daydreaming. You can probably guess what about. Anyway I end up with a boner and the end of the class is a minute away. We were supposed to give the test sheets to the teacher be then, otherwise we would get a bad grade. I really didn't want a bad grade and the boner was still up. So I get up from my desk and walk to the teacher to give my test. I was hoping that the boner would be hidden by my pants. It was not.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48927358]I once tried to look for porn on YouTube thinking I'd actually find something.[/QUOTE] Rarely when I'm very bored I try to find porn on google images using the most innocuous search terms I can think of doing this I've learned that apparently Dexter's Mom is Google's favorite MILF :v:
Sometimes I think a person's avatar can make their jokes funnier. [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48952588]Rarely when I'm very bored I try to find porn on google images using the most innocuous search terms I can think of doing this I've learned that apparently Dexter's Mom is Google's favorite MILF :v:[/QUOTE] Oh god, Google Images. You try too look up boobies and instead you get medical diagrams and graphic imagery of the non-erotic kind. Or DeviantArt. :vomit:
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48952667]Sometimes I think a person's avatar can make their jokes funnier. Oh god, Google Images. You try too look up boobies and instead you get medical diagrams and graphic imagery of the non-erotic kind. Or DeviantArt. :vomit:[/QUOTE] CHRIST FUCK CHRIST OR YOU GOOGLE ANY SORT OF AFFLICTION AND GET NASTY GORE NASTY SHIT I was going to say you could get nasty gore shit if you googled fucking 'stubbed toe' so I googled it and looked on images and there was a picture of a foot with it's fuCKING TOE FRESHLY MISSING EUGHHGH
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48952667]Oh god, Google Images. You try too look up boobies and instead you get medical diagrams and graphic imagery of the non-erotic kind. Or DeviantArt. :vomit:[/QUOTE] I acquired a new fetish a while back: ass fangs, also known as gluteal folds. It's when you can see a bit of the ass from the front. I Google image searched "gluteal folds" and regretted it immediately afterwards.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48952684]CHRIST FUCK CHRIST OR YOU GOOGLE ANY SORT OF AFFLICTION AND GET NASTY GORE NASTY SHIT I was going to say you could get nasty gore shit if you googled fucking 'stubbed toe' so I googled it and looked on images and there was a picture of a foot with it's fuCKING TOE FRESHLY MISSING EUGHHGH[/QUOTE] Fucking jesus, and a few images down there's some guy's big toe split right in fucking two, going down to about 1/2th of his foot.
ew ew ew ew ew pls dont remind me of my poor pinkie toe. [sp] It was bit almost clean off by my food-aggressive pug dog and it was hanging off by the bone and tendon. eughhh I shudder every time I think about it... [/sp]
Whenever I spend a day doing something almost nonstop (Like play a certain game, work in photoshop, etc) I dream of the same stuff all night. It's not good either, it's really hellish after doing something hard for 12~ hours, then going to sleep and facing the same shit. Oh also, I once tried Melatonin supplements for getting to sleep easier, it really [I]really[/I] made me act weird, never doing that again.
Today I used the term "most interesting" to describe Chris Tucker's character from The Fifth Element. I wanted to punch myself for sounding like such a fucking nerd.
Last year I threw a half full jug of expired milk off my third floor balcony to see it explode on the pavement below, but I messed up and instead it fell short and landed on, and exploded all over, a really nice sports car and dented the top of it. I still feel super guilty but there was literally no way I could afford to pay the damages so I just ran back into my apartment and hid under my covers. Im such an asshole :'(
I play gta san andreas/ gtav in first person and just drive around and cruise and take in the scenery.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48954196]I play gta san andreas/ gtav in first person and just drive around and cruise and take in the scenery.[/QUOTE] I did this with San andreas, I remember I loved it cuz I could listen to the music on my PC on the radio
That's exactly what I do
Every girl I've ever had a crush on was already in a relationship.
Every girl I've ever had a crush on was straight.
I never had crush on anyone.
When there's a dead bug in the toilet i always have the irrational fear that it will fly up my asshole when i sit down
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