• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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When cs_militia first came to CS:GO the very first thing I did was check to see if the turd was still in the toilet or not
Was it?
[QUOTE=kyle877;49239473]Was it?[/QUOTE] Not sure, you can't access the toilet because there is a door in the way now, the toilet model may or may not have the shit in there I haven't checked
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49238247]My name, not just my first or last name but the combination of the two are so common that googling me is a complete waste of time :v:[/QUOTE] Is this true, John Smith? [sp]don't worry i don't know your moniker[/sp]
I have been saving for a new watch. The one I got on my 18th birthday still works fine, but I would really love to have another one, or a 2nd one. I have the money to spend on it, but there are so many watches that I have no clue what to pick. If I decide to buy one I'm really sorry I might regret buying it later on... I didn't have that with the watch I have right now, but still worried.
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;49239922]I have been saving for a new watch. The one I got on my 18th birthday still works fine, but I would really love to have another one, or a 2nd one. I have the money to spend on it, but there are so many watches that I have no clue what to pick. If I decide to buy one I'm really sorry I might regret buying it later on... I didn't have that with the watch I have right now, but still worried.[/QUOTE] I was one of those kids who wore multiple watches. I went to school once with 10 up my arm and my teachers were really mad.
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;49239922]I have been saving for a new watch. The one I got on my 18th birthday still works fine, but I would really love to have another one, or a 2nd one. I have the money to spend on it, but there are so many watches that I have no clue what to pick. If I decide to buy one I'm really sorry I might regret buying it later on... I didn't have that with the watch I have right now, but still worried.[/QUOTE] There's nothing you'd rather spend the money on?
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49238247]My name, not just my first or last name but the combination of the two are so common that googling me is a complete waste of time :v:[/QUOTE] Thats the reason why I don't care if I use my real name on internet forums. Employers are probably not going to find my sexy facepunch posts
My girlfriend acts childish sometimes and when she gets angry she sounds so cute and the combination of the two really really throw me off
When I was 15 I put my arm on the toilet and sat on it and waited for it go numb. After it went numb I started crying, I still do not know why but I unzipped my pants and with my now numb arm and started jerking off while sobbing. I then remembered the whole reason I went to the bathroom was to shit, well it was too late so as I had an orgasm I shit myself at the same time. It's been almost 10 years since then so I think it's safe to finally let it out.
[QUOTE=Paxton;49242577]When I was 15 I put my arm on the toilet and sat on it and waited for it go numb. After it went numb I started crying, I still do not know why but I unzipped my pants and with my now numb arm and started jerking off while sobbing. I then remembered the whole reason I went to the bathroom was to shit, well it was too late so as I had an orgasm I shit myself at the same time. It's been almost 10 years since then so I think it's safe to finally let it out.[/QUOTE] dude what
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49242617]dude what[/QUOTE] Yeah I still don't know if I had a mental break down or something.
When I was six, I tossed a blanket on top of my two year old sister when she walked in my bedroom. She started crying and couldn't get it off of her head, and my mom came in and asked 'did you just put a blanket on her head?' and I said 'no, she put it on herself.' I feel incredibly guilty about that.
[QUOTE=PelPix123;49243034]so people just thought I was a huge asshole rather than just 11 years old.[/QUOTE] You can be both. I like to think I was a nice (but stupid) 11 year old.
On that topic, I still feel like I sound pretty young, especially over the internet. I also apparently look young. I was at a metal concert, and several (drunk) women in probably there fourties walked up to me and asked me how old I was, wondering why I was sitting alone at a metal concert (friends went to see a side band I didn't care for, so I hung out in the main area). When I said 18, they didn't believe me, claimed I must be younger than 16, and stumbled off laughing. Makes me feel bad.
[QUOTE=Jrose14;49243130]On that topic, I still feel like I sound pretty young, especially over the internet. I also apparently look young. I was at a metal concert, and several (drunk) women in probably there fourties walked up to me and asked me how old I was, wondering why I was sitting alone at a metal concert (friends went to see a side band I didn't care for, so I hung out in the main area). When I said 18, they didn't believe me, claimed I must be younger than 16, and stumbled off laughing. Makes me feel bad.[/QUOTE] My mate whos smaller than me and has a baby face but its only 2 months younger than me (24) He always get asked how old he is and everybody thinks hes about 16-17. And yet i look older than my age, apparently 28-29. Don't know who is more insulted between us.
I just wintnessed an 8 th grader running away from the whole 4 th grade. Pissed my pants...
[QUOTE=arthurisfine;49236478]I used to be a total weirdo sometimes you know with social anxiety, can't really talk with people. I got new meds which doesn't really make me 'high' but more like sociable with real friends and don't pay attention to what people think about me. Why can't I be like that without those magic pills? fuck.[/QUOTE] I'd totally need this shit, what is the name of the meds?
I'm still hopeful for a Dead Space 4.
I am scared that ill end up living a nobody life, grinding out a job that I hate. Every day I tell myself I am smart, and I'm going to do something amazing some day but there's only so many times that I can tell myself that and still believe it. I'm going to college for computer engineering technology (Basically electronics engineering technology but with a larger focus on computer science at the hardware level) and I am scared that I wont actually ever get to apply what I learn.
I'm going to develop PTSD from all of these emails I'm getting today [IMG]http://snowmew.me/i/151204114934.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49245420]I'm going to develop PTSD from all of these emails I'm getting today [IMG]http://snowmew.me/i/151204114934.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] My article feels terrible, friends asked me to play a set (protip: don't ask producer/Dj to play new material 8hrs before party), my WIP song went to hell because I did something bad and didn't iterate save, and now my $500 synth is acting strange :( It's all triggering me HLEP
[QUOTE=Paxton;49242577]When I was 15 I put my arm on the toilet and sat on it and waited for it go numb. After it went numb I started crying, I still do not know why but I unzipped my pants and with my now numb arm and started jerking off while sobbing. I then remembered the whole reason I went to the bathroom was to shit, well it was too late so as I had an orgasm I shit myself at the same time. It's been almost 10 years since then so I think it's safe to finally let it out.[/QUOTE] I was going to post about how I'm depressed as fuck, but then I read your post and it made me feel so much better about my own life that I don't even care anymore.
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49245420]I'm going to develop PTSD from all of these emails I'm getting today [IMG]http://snowmew.me/i/151204114934.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] good luck on the LSAT bro
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;49241356]There's nothing you'd rather spend the money on?[/QUOTE] Honestly, I'm not going to brag that "I have a lot of money" because I most certainly don't, but there's barely anything that I really want. I automatically transfer 10% of every transaction I make on my checking account to my savings account and I put 20% of my earnings that I got from work into my savings account. So I'm saving, got money "spare", which I'd like to spend on a rather expensive watch because I really love the way they look.
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49245420]I'm going to develop PTSD from all of these emails I'm getting today [IMG]http://snowmew.me/i/151204114934.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Good Luck on the LSAT!
I can get really competitive when it comes to playing online, but I'm really shit most of the time. As a result I'm often very salty.
Sometimes I like to browse random websites on the Internet Archive and see how far I can progress before stumbling onto an error.
I stopped at Arby's on the way home because I've never been and it was so good that I turned around and got another. The drivethru lady gave me a really confused look. Amazingly I didn't go over my calories for the day either. A lot of sodium though. Which I'm supposed to avoid.
I recently finished reading Starship Troopers and I'm afraid I think I unironically agree with most of the political and moral shit in it.
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