• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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i get really [I]really[/I] nervous and pressured whenever someone comes up behind me and watches me play osu, because i'm very afraid i'll fuck up a beatmap completely and then make them think i'm worse at osu than what i claim to be.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;49255068]when i was 12 i say the n word on the internet with the excuse "it's not racist if i end it with a not a hard R" i thought i was so hip[/QUOTE] My brother and his friend use that logic as if it gives them some excuse to say it every 10 seconds.
I've been watching so much h3h3 lately, that I cough when disgusted at something.
[QUOTE=Trixil;49256363]i get really [I]really[/I] nervous and pressured whenever someone comes up behind me and watches me play osu, because i'm very afraid i'll fuck up a beatmap completely and then make them think i'm worse at osu than what i claim to be.[/QUOTE] you talkin about ur mom? [editline]5th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=LoNer1;49255482]I did something I'm very proud of. I swallowed [sp]not that kind, you filth dirty minded people[/sp] my pride and decided to talk to my ex who hated my guts... At least, that is what I made myself believe. What she really was mad about, was that I started evading eye contact with her and didnt say hi whenever I saw her in school. We were circling around eachother thinking the other was mad because of whatever reason. I stepped up to her while she was talking to some random guy and walked with her towards the tram. I ended up joining her all the way to her doorstep, where we talked for almost a full hour in the cold. Nothing serious, just laughing and having a fun conversation about the most random of things. It was sort of like our fight never happened. When I got back home we did seriously talk about what happened through whatsapp and I wish I could've swallowed my pride earlier. It's painful and annoying to be human sometimes. A humans pride is the biggest obstacle we will all have to face at some time, i guess[/QUOTE] I don't see any pride to swallow in the situation you've described. What is there to be proud of in avoiding eye contact with your girlfriend, or not talking to her when she is upset over something? Unless there was a fight that caused your lack of contact, rather than just actions?
i feel tempted to receive all three of the sacraments of initiation in the church
I have a wonderful set of interests and hobbies that probably put me super high on the NSA watchlist. [sp]Hi NSA! ˙ ͜ʟ˙[/sp]
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49256921]I have a wonderful set of interests and hobbies that probably put me super high on the NSA watchlist. [sp]Hi NSA! ˙ ͜ʟ˙[/sp][/QUOTE] Gun collecting, bomb making and trench coat repair?
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49256970]Gun collecting, bomb making and trench coat repair?[/QUOTE] Trench coat repair is for scrubs. Obviously I do fittings :vs:
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49256691]i feel tempted to receive all three of the sacraments of initiation in the church[/QUOTE] why not do so then?
[QUOTE=Skwee;49256621]I don't see any pride to swallow in the situation you've described. What is there to be proud of in avoiding eye contact with your girlfriend, or not talking to her when she is upset over something? Unless there was a fight that caused your lack of contact, rather than just actions?[/QUOTE] Yes, we had a huge fight 2 weeks ago which sparked me avoiding her. The thing was, I knew sme things I said were wrong of me to say. I played in on her weaker side with very hurtful words, but made myself believe I was in the right and those actions were justified. Sadly, and at the same time luckily, I'm not capable of suppressing the enormous amount of guilt I felt after saying all that stuff to her, because I of all people knew exactly what impact they had on her, coming from me. Thus I swallowed my pride and admitted to my guilt (If im explaining that correctly, I hope. English is hard at times), telling her I'm sorry for everything and I knew I from now on had to live with the consequences of my actions. She is really forgiving. She still wants to keep me close while I feel like I don't really deserve her. Goes to say those 6 years werent wasted in the least and she is still looking forward..
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49255361]i dont think that's illegal lmao[/QUOTE] isn't driving without a license a felony offense? i'm not really scared of the illegality of what i've done, just driving a car is scary.
[QUOTE=Qaus;49257805]isn't driving without a license a felony offense? i'm not really scared of the illegality of what i've done, just driving a car is scary.[/QUOTE] It is unless done in private property as far I know if I remember right.
Our school got a new email system and I accidentally managed to email the entire school. Luckily, it's now school holidays. Unluckily, there are a lot of idiots that have clicked 'Reply All' First week of holidays and I sent the email on the second last week of school. Pretty sure the junior kids still have another week at school. I haven't checked my inbox for a week now. Before school there's this pole I normally lean on while talking to my friends. One day for some reason they were replacing the pole, and it wasn't attached to the ground, just at the roof. Naturally, I lean on the pole. It goes backwards, I fall flat on my back onto concrete which was pretty painful. And then the pole came back and smacked me in the head. Who even detaches poles without any indication
[QUOTE=Qaus;49257805]isn't driving without a license a felony offense? i'm not really scared of the illegality of what i've done, just driving a car is scary.[/QUOTE] in a car park, private road, a driveway, etc then no i think quite a few people have gone for a little drive in suitably quiet carparks or in a patch of land before
I'm just lurking on facepunch because I'm too shy or too scared to say something dumb. On the other side I had major laughters here thanks to you guys. Keep up the good work.
[QUOTE=arthurisfine;49258186]I'm just lurking on facepunch because I'm too shy or too scared to say something dumb. On the other side I had major laughters here thanks to you guys. Keep up the good work.[/QUOTE] i browsed facepunch for like 2 years without an account for that same reason
today was a good day i met ashens and got a picture
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49258364]today was a good day i met ashens and got a picture[/QUOTE] You can't say that and not post the picture.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/hzA60gI.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/HdVOQDt.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49229056]Some woman randomly called me thinking I was someone else and even after I told her I wasnt that person we talked anyway Thanks zane, who is in a hottub and not a virgin anymore. i'll never forget this call[/QUOTE] Little bit late here but that reminds me of a funny story. My aunt got called by her, what she believed to be, best friend. After half an hour of conversation they realized that they didn't knew each other and her "best friend" was just some woman who called the wrong number. But because they had such a good conversation going they decided to keep talking and ended up being very good friends. To this day they still call each other and talk about their lives.
[QUOTE=elevate;49255200]Not the most uncommon thing in the world. Rush hour traffic terrifies me. I'm not good at navigating through it either.[/QUOTE] Especially when you have to merge lanes in that.
i once payed for a $3 bag of cheetos entirely in pennies
[QUOTE=Skwee;49256621]you talkin about ur mom? [editline]5th December 2015[/editline] I don't see any pride to swallow in the situation you've described. What is there to be proud of in avoiding eye contact with your girlfriend, or not talking to her when she is upset over something? Unless there was a fight that caused your lack of contact, rather than just actions?[/QUOTE] nah. mainly my dad because i talk to him about my adventures through the ranks of osu. [editline]6th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=NightmareX91;49258499][t]http://i.imgur.com/hzA60gI.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/HdVOQDt.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] where did you meet him?
[QUOTE=Trixil;49258741]where did you meet him?[/QUOTE] waterstones in manchester. he was there signing copies of his book
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49258781]waterstones in manchester. he was there signing copies of his book[/QUOTE] So. Fucking. Jealous.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49257108]why not do so then?[/QUOTE] not sure about it
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49258499][t]http://i.imgur.com/hzA60gI.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/HdVOQDt.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] you motherfucker
My confession is- I don't like mince pies
[QUOTE=MechaKat;49260710]My confession is- I don't like mince pies[/QUOTE] I don't like (any) pies
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;49260930]I don't like (any) pies[/QUOTE] you monster
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