Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49280070]Whenever I go bowling, I like to use odd names on the scoreboard instead of my own. If my name wasn't entered for me already today I would've used "Squando".[/QUOTE]
Well once me and my ginger friend decided to do it like this - I was Vodka(because I am from Latvia and russian speaking so ha ha) and he was Ginger Ale. Vodka won.
i had my girlfriend over today
when she left, my mum walked in and saw that my bed was a mess
she thought we were getting frisky already
[sp]we were only playing smash brawl[/sp]
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49281979]I'm scared of posting in "new" threads (e.g. ones I've never posted in before) that have regulars in case I get dismissed and people go "who da fk u?"[/QUOTE]
Keep posting until they have to forcefully accept your existence. Thats how I managed to break a thousand posts. 850ish of them in the same topic, new after new after new until the opportunity arised and I posted the new topic. It really felt like an accomplishment.
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49281979]I'm scared of posting in "new" threads (e.g. ones I've never posted in before) that have regulars in case I get dismissed and people go "who da fk u?"[/QUOTE]
If it makes you feel better, that happens to a lot of people, even if they're not really new.
I admit I would pay for someone to code a game for me.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49283063][sp]we were only playing smash brawl[/sp][/QUOTE]
So that's how folks call it these days, uh
[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49283329]I admit I would pay for someone to code a game for me.[/QUOTE]
What kind of game?
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49283411]What kind of game?[/QUOTE]
I would like reversi programmed. Instead of the traditional square board, I want it to be played on a sphere. So there wont be any corners. I just think it would be a unique twist.
I am 19 years old and still sleep with two of my stuffed animals that I've had since birth.
One of them is Winnie The Pooh.
I'd like to see what feels like to have group sex
probably a lot of effort
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49270842]These sort of what if self talks kind of lost their stick for me when I thought about continuance of memory. I can't find myself depressed about the choices I've made or how I just came to be as I am typing this because[B] how you are now is the only way you could be.[/B] The [I]you[/I] of reading this message owes their existence to every tiny factor that created the you of however long "you" existed.
I know what ifs are fun and whatnot but I know a lot of people stab themselves with painful unfair what ifs and i wanted to post for that reason[/QUOTE]
That's a very interesting way of looking at yourself. I like this post a lot.
Theres this girl that started hanging out with me and my group of friends over the course of a few months, and shes cute, has a nice personality, and is really easy to talk to. One of my friends is interested in her. I can see why. If it wasnt for the fact that he is still into her, i would go out with her in a heartbeat. We'll call him friend A. Everyone im friends with knows he is interested in her. A started making moves on her, but he recently slowed down for some reason. Over the course of time, me and a few other buds were wondering why he wasnt trying to make a move on her, and one of my other close friends next to A, we'll call him B, said he doesn't think anything will happen between them. Then theres me. A is still interested in her though, but heres the problem
i think she is starting to like me
She goes out of her way to be near me more, she is starting to be playful with me more, laughs at my jokes, etc. Just a day ago all of that happened. Example: I was getting on the bus. Me and my friends filed in, all of us having having our own seats. She comes and sits by friend B, then moves to my seat and sits by me for some reason, ignoring friend A. She sits by me close, leaning in and scooting over closer acting more and more cuddly as the bus ride continues. This seemed out of her character because she is usually not like this around me. I wasn't uncomfortable by this at all, but i was still thinking about friend A and not making a move on this girl. I still need to be friendly of course. We were showing eachother pictures on our phones laughing and having a good time while she is sitting close to me. I guess the fun is showing, because as she is sitting really close up on me, i noticed friend B giving me that smile and winking then talking to one of my other buds, and other people i kind of know looking my direction giving me the "go get em, tiger" look.
Now my friends think that me and her look like an 'adorable couple'
Thats not what it was supposed to look like. I still know that A likes her, i am fully aware, but i cant slip out of a cute girls affection like that. The main talking point after i got off the bus with friend B was how i was flirting with her. I didnt mean to, i was just trying to be nice. Im confused as fk right now cuz of this
Tldr - avoiding feelings for a girl that i have good chemistry with because my friend is interested in her first
[QUOTE=Skwee;49284050]probably a lot of effort[/QUOTE]
or none at all depending on what style of group sex you're going for.
[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;49284851]Theres this girl that started hanging out with me and my group of friends over the course of a few months, and shes cute, has a nice personality, and is really easy to talk to. One of my friends is interested in her. I can see why. If it wasnt for the fact that he is still into her, i would go out with her in a heartbeat. We'll call him friend A. Everyone im friends with knows he is interested in her. A started making moves on her, but he recently slowed down for some reason. Over the course of time, me and a few other buds were wondering why he wasnt trying to make a move on her, and one of my other close friends next to A, we'll call him B, said he doesn't think anything will happen between them. Then theres me. A is still interested in her though, but heres the problem
i think she is starting to like me
She goes out of her way to be near me more, she is starting to be playful with me more, laughs at my jokes, etc. Just a day ago all of that happened. Example: I was getting on the bus. Me and my friends filed in, all of us having having our own seats. She comes and sits by friend B, then moves to my seat and sits by me for some reason, ignoring friend A. She sits by me close, leaning in and scooting over closer acting more and more cuddly as the bus ride continues. This seemed out of her character because she is usually not like this around me. I wasn't uncomfortable by this at all, but i was still thinking about friend A and not making a move on this girl. I still need to be friendly of course. We were showing eachother pictures on our phones laughing and having a good time while she is sitting close to me. I guess the fun is showing, because as she is sitting really close up on me, i noticed friend B giving me that smile and winking then talking to one of my other buds, and other people i kind of know looking my direction giving me the "go get em, tiger" look.
Now my friends think that me and her look like an 'adorable couple'
Thats not what it was supposed to look like. I still know that A likes her, i am fully aware, but i cant slip out of a cute girls affection like that. The main talking point after i got off the bus with friend B was how i was flirting with her. I didnt mean to, i was just trying to be nice. Im confused as fk right now cuz of this
Tldr - avoiding feelings for a girl that i have good chemistry with because my friend is interested in her first[/QUOTE]
Talk to A and see if he is going to make a move. Tell him that you noticed she seems interested in you but you respect him so you want him to have a chance. If he doesn't want to make a move, you tried and you can make a move. If he does, and gets shot down, you get to make a move. If he does and she accepts, then he is happy and you didn't piss anyone off.
I commissioned a pony body pillow
I sometimes write entire posts and right when I'm about to press the post quick reply button I just press cancel instead because I assume the post will be taken the wrong way or just be a bad post.
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49284972]I commissioned a pony body pillow[/QUOTE]
Going to need as much story as you can supply.
And pics.
[QUOTE=T553412;49283337]So that's how folks call it these days, uh[/QUOTE]
I swear it's not what you think!
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49284972]I commissioned a pony body pillow[/QUOTE]
I used to sell pony body pillows
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49286217]I used to sell pony body pillows[/QUOTE]
I now realize what I should do to get extra money.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49286217]I used to sell pony body pillows[/QUOTE]
Woah, this pony-to-nazi script made your post a lot more awkward than it already was.
[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;49284851]Theres this girl that started hanging out with me and my group of friends over the course of a few months, and shes cute, has a nice personality, and is really easy to talk to. One of my friends is interested in her. I can see why. If it wasnt for the fact that he is still into her, i would go out with her in a heartbeat. We'll call him friend A. Everyone im friends with knows he is interested in her. A started making moves on her, but he recently slowed down for some reason. Over the course of time, me and a few other buds were wondering why he wasnt trying to make a move on her, and one of my other close friends next to A, we'll call him B, said he doesn't think anything will happen between them. Then theres me. A is still interested in her though, but heres the problem
i think she is starting to like me
She goes out of her way to be near me more, she is starting to be playful with me more, laughs at my jokes, etc. Just a day ago all of that happened. Example: I was getting on the bus. Me and my friends filed in, all of us having having our own seats. She comes and sits by friend B, then moves to my seat and sits by me for some reason, ignoring friend A. She sits by me close, leaning in and scooting over closer acting more and more cuddly as the bus ride continues. This seemed out of her character because she is usually not like this around me. I wasn't uncomfortable by this at all, but i was still thinking about friend A and not making a move on this girl. I still need to be friendly of course. We were showing eachother pictures on our phones laughing and having a good time while she is sitting close to me. I guess the fun is showing, because as she is sitting really close up on me, i noticed friend B giving me that smile and winking then talking to one of my other buds, and other people i kind of know looking my direction giving me the "go get em, tiger" look.
Now my friends think that me and her look like an 'adorable couple'
Thats not what it was supposed to look like. I still know that A likes her, i am fully aware, but i cant slip out of a cute girls affection like that. The main talking point after i got off the bus with friend B was how i was flirting with her. I didnt mean to, i was just trying to be nice. Im confused as fk right now cuz of this
Tldr - avoiding feelings for a girl that i have good chemistry with because my friend is interested in her first[/QUOTE]
everything can be solved by using your words.
[editline]10th December 2015[/editline]
Also i have my final final of community college today. I am thinking of just finding a job instead of transferring to a university, at least for now. I think it would help my family be better off, and give me a steady source of income rather than just $2k for 10 weeks that financial aid provided.
I also feel like the (hopefully) few weeks that it takes to find a job will allow me to make better habits for myself, like starting an exercise schedule, rather than having an erratic sleeping schedule from classes starting at different times on different days, i can hopefully be at an equal level of sleepiness each day at the same time of day, which will allow me to form habits. Of course I will also have to form the habit of going to bed at the same time every day rather than staying up till 4 in the morning on the computer, or reading in bed.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49283573]I am 19 years old and still sleep with two of my stuffed animals that I've had since birth.
One of them is Winnie The Pooh.[/QUOTE]
I've still got a big collection of stuffed animals back home and I refuse to give them up.
I sneak my grandma's pain meds whoop whoop. Actually she offers me her oxycodone (which she doesn't use, she prefers her tramadol), and I try to be the bigger person and say no, but damn, sometimes I just need me some free oxy chill. Yuppers, I'm a piece of shit.
I'm 20 and I've kept a stuffed bear from my infant days. I plan on giving it to my firstborn, whenever that is.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49287223]I've still got a big collection of stuffed animals back home and I refuse to give them up.[/QUOTE]
I have this big doll my great grandma made me (that looks just like me and has real hair), before my-sized barbie was a thing. My GG gave her my name, and I have a bed I tuck her into in my closet. I'm afraid if I get rid of her or damage her something will happen to me lol.
i wasted the whole of yesterday because i bought a bunch of sleep meds and kept taking them whenever they wore off. it felt really nice to be passed out for a whole day.
[editline]10th December 2015[/editline]
i did it because i dont want to face reality though :(
I went to MFF(a furcon in chicago), I had lots of fun! Also I got drunk and went to a rave... twice....
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49284972]I commissioned a pony body pillow[/QUOTE]
Better be a good pony.
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;49287978]i wasted the whole of yesterday because i bought a bunch of sleep meds and kept taking them whenever they wore off. it felt really nice to be passed out for a whole day.
[editline]10th December 2015[/editline]
i did it because i dont want to face reality though :([/QUOTE]
I feel ya, man. It's nice to lose yourself for a chunk of time, but later sober retrospection sucks. Like this shitty pageking :v
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