Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49312649]I have a small handheld camcorder that I've only used once and feel bad about not using it more often.[/QUOTE]
Why dont you use it to become a really annoying vlogger and start your videos off with "Hey! Whats up you guys? It's [INSERT STUPID NAME HERE] and today we're going to be doing the [STUPID NAME] challenge!"
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49308699]Saying you're an agnostic will probably get you by in casual situations, but if you ever get in an actual debate or argument with someone who knows what they're talking about, you're going to run into trouble defining yourself and position.
See, theism is only part of the whole picture, Gnosticism is the other important part of a persons belief.
[t]http://actok.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Agnostic+v+Gnostic+v+Atheist+v+Theist.png[/t]
A number of atheist authors have also tried to come up with ways to categories belief, Such as Dawkin's spectrum of theistic probability:[/QUOTE]
Can't believe I'm getting schooled on the internet. What is this? :v:
But that's actually pretty interesting. I don't have to worry about meeting someone this lectured in real life however; religion is hands down one of the most despised subjects in any school around here.
i'm starting to think that my teachers think i'm always stoned or something when i'm just always really tired.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49311370]just regular, she isnt into french kissing
i really gotta work on it though because i was nervous as fuck and backed out a few times
i'm such a fucking wimp[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, I've been there, too.
To give you some advice and also boost your confidence; The first time my first gf wanted to french with me, I backed out and said:"I don't do that stuff, it's against my religion".
She knew I didn't believe in god and she herself was a Christian. Talk about a huge fuckup :") I even apologized to her and all she could do was laugh. She probably laughed for a good 15 minutes.
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49314279]Don't worry, I've been there, too.
To give you some advice and also boost your confidence; The first time my first gf wanted to french with me, I backed out and said:"I don't do that stuff, it's against my religion".
She knew I didn't believe in god and she herself was a Christian. Talk about a huge fuckup :") I even apologized to her and all she could do was laugh. She probably laughed for a good 15 minutes.[/QUOTE]
Hehe, how unfortunate
I get really jealous when people talk about getting a girl and kissing and have sex like it was easy
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49314311]I get really jealous when people talk about how easy it was to get a girl and kiss and have sex[/QUOTE]
it isn't easy until you've done it before
It still makes me feel unlikeable when I'm almost 23, and still haven't even so much as kissed a girl
Just do you man, if you're a normal person who goes out every once in a while you'll find someone eventually. I've found most of my relationships with girls when I wasn't looking for them
[QUOTE=Recurracy;49310888]I like hiding behind a mask. It lets me be someone I'm not. Is that escapism? I dunno. I just like putting on an act sometimes.[/QUOTE]
Same.
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/206956179/Mask%20col.jpg[/t]
:clown:
I've been wearing the same pair of pants every day for the past 3 months and haven't washed them. I wash my underwear every day though.
[QUOTE=XiP;49314433]I've been wearing the same pair of pants every day for the past 3 months and haven't washed them. I wash my underwear every day though.[/QUOTE]
Wtf, that's pretty damn gross dude
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;49314452]Wtf, that's pretty damn gross dude[/QUOTE]
Depends really, I mean [B]if[/B] you don't wear pants while you are at home then you just use them when you are not home and then it even still depends on do you sweat and what do you do while wearing those pants.
[QUOTE=XiP;49314433]I've been wearing the same pair of pants every day for the past 3 months and haven't washed them. I wash my underwear every day though.[/QUOTE]
Why?
i've been wearing the same SKIN FOR ALMOST 24 YEARS
[QUOTE=Muntu;49314485]i've been wearing the same SKIN FOR ALMOST 24 YEARS[/QUOTE]
Almost?
[QUOTE=Muntu;49314485]i've been wearing the same SKIN FOR ALMOST 24 YEARS[/QUOTE]
thats fucked dude
[QUOTE=Muntu;49314485]i've been wearing the same SKIN FOR ALMOST 24 YEARS[/QUOTE]
Technically not, our visible skin is literally dead skin and we keep growing new one 24/7 underneath it.
Same way you have had "same hair" all the time you have had "same skin".
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49314394]Just do you man, if you're a normal person who goes out every once in a while you'll find someone eventually. I've found most of my relationships with girls when I wasn't looking for them[/QUOTE]
I don't have anyone or anywhere to go out
i tried to cut corners at work, it fucked me right up the arse because of my laziness.
Its caused stress to more people all because i was trying to be quick and efficient.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49314531]Technically not, our visible skin is literally dead skin and we keep growing new one 24/7 underneath it.
Same way you have had "same hair" all the time you have had "same skin".[/QUOTE]
it took y'all almost TEN minutes to make this reply
fp users aren't nearly as eager to point out false statements than i thought
[editline]14th December 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=optimussentinel;49314495]Almost?[/QUOTE]
i'm 23 years 10 months 21 days old
[editline]14th December 2015[/editline]
that's 209,424 hours for you weird ones
[editline]14th December 2015[/editline]
just like some moms still say "my baby is 23 months old" i tell people i'm 209 thousand hours old
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;49314452]Wtf, that's pretty damn gross dude[/QUOTE]
Nobody has noticed!
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49314462]Depends really, I mean [B]if[/B] you don't wear pants while you are at home then you just use them when you are not home and then it even still depends on do you sweat and what do you do while wearing those pants.[/QUOTE]
Been wearing them when I go out. I don't sweat much and the weather's been cool (especially in Europe)
[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;49314464]Why?[/QUOTE]
I went on a two month backpacking trip through Europe and I only brought 1 pair of technical pants and didn't want to do laundry. They haven't gotten dirty or anything spilled on them so I haven't washed them and been wearing them after I got back home too :p
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49314469]:vomit:[/QUOTE]
:smile:
[QUOTE=greeley;49313190]Why dont you use it to become a really annoying vlogger and start your videos off with "Hey! Whats up you guys? It's [INSERT STUPID NAME HERE] and today we're going to be doing the [STUPID NAME] challenge!"[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna start the Cinnabon challenge, wherein you record yourself eating something from Cinnabon.
[QUOTE=XiP;49314433]I've been wearing the same pair of pants every day for the past 3 months and haven't washed them. I wash my underwear every day though.[/QUOTE]
you've made me realize that vest i've been wearing for like 3 years has never once seen a washing machine, yet it was in perfect condition, at least on the cleanliness side
fucking leather, how does it work
(i had to change it because it was literally ragged)
i've flirted with dozens of facepunchers and had sex with a bunch of them in real life too
The only girl I feel something for (I think) was someone I met at therapy by accident. She had her session before my session. One day she arrived too late and I arrived too early, the therapist made us take the session together. A few days befofe that session I attempted to kill my dad, plus I felt frustrated in college at the moment and I just couldn't keep my head out of the idea of killing random people. I thought: "Fuck, as soon as this girl hears me, she is gonna move back and act scared and then she will tell everyone I'm fucked up... fuck it, I already paid for this".
I let it it all out and she wasn't scared by anything. Turns out, we both deal with similar problems. I think that was the closest experience to ever get to know someone who doesn't t see me has a psycho or uses me as an opportunity to do charity.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49315464]i've flirted with dozens of facepunchers and had sex with a bunch of them in real life too[/QUOTE]
Gee fucking whiz I wonder what prompted this
I've been pushing my dad and his musical efforts towards me away for quite some years until today. When I was 13 (7 years ago) I used to get lessons from him in Piano and Guitar. I've had a tough experience then, because I was just starting out and I didnt get the gist of what he often was trying to say or show me, which resulted in us both getting annoyed. Being the 13-year-old douchebag I was, I told him I didnt need his +30 years of experience and I'll just "figure it out". Now, 7 years later, I've got a huge interest in properly learning how to create music that tickles not only my, but other peoples emotions, too.
I was listening to some covers here and there and unknowingly, he set up his old piano. It wasn't until the moment he stopped playing to make dinner, I noticed I had long finished my last cover and I had been listening to his play for nearly [B]1,5 hours[/B]. I walked downstairs, swallowed everything in and asked him: "Dad, will you once more try and teach me". He teared up, so did I, and I sat there for another hour listening to him explaining me the basics of music and chords.
Now, a lesson can be learned from this. I only just got this insight, but don't let knowledge which offers itself to you go to waste. IF ONLY I started out 7 years ago, who would've known where I would be now? What I would've known. And not only that, but how much better a relationship I'd have had with my dad, who I've been pushing away from me for all these years. He told me: "On one day, I'll not be here anymore. I hope you'll be able to look back and think "I'm glad I sat down with my old man and learned a few things from him", because this knowledge won't be passed on. It'll go with me to where ever I may go".
I've been feeling down ever since I broke up with my ex. But I'm feeling so destined to do something, I think I'm honestly ready to forget about all that and focus on realising a goal for once. By the end of next year, I want to have the basics of both the piano and guitar down, want to be able to read notes, play all sorts of chords and rythms and have made at least 2 songs with this new knowledge.
To all who read this, I hope you'll succeed in pursuing your dreams :')
I jack off in between csgo rounds.
And how the hell do i close pornhub popups in the steam overlay I don't wanna have to quit or listen to [i]slap slap slap slap[/i] while in-game :((( Those stupid things extend past the top of my screen so i can't close em
I'm planning on making a costume as some of you may have read. I'm raher afraid of telling this to people and I'm excited to tell them on the other hand. The reason I'm afraid to tell people is due to the easy association with all the bad things about cosplay, which is not what the costume is about. I just always liked costumes and the creative process behind it, and I look up to cosplayers that have made their own costume but I can't help shake the feeling that I should feel bad about even wanting to do all this. On the other hand it has given me a goal and a reason to wake up, to plod on through the bullshit that keeps lingering on in my mind. It gives me some purpose and the ability to turn my almost rampaguous thinking energy into something productive. I've been hyping myself up to get it done, despite everyon telling me its going to be tough. I know it'll be; I'm going to make something enormous, perhaps even overambitious, but god damnit let me do one thing for once in my life that let's me be happy with what I did.
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