• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49316727]I jack off in between csgo rounds. And how the hell do i close pornhub popups in the steam overlay I don't wanna have to quit or listen to [i]slap slap slap slap[/i] while in-game :((( Those stupid things extend past the top of my screen so i can't close em[/QUOTE] why the hell are you looking at porn in the steam browser
[QUOTE=arseman;49316806]why the hell are you looking at porn in the steam browser[/QUOTE] asking the real questions [editline]15th December 2015[/editline] but, now I'm curious, why do you do it?
The most important thing I'll take away from my art 103 class is that it finally helped me with something that I haven't understood for 16 years now [video=youtube;xuOzSFo3p54]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuOzSFo3p54[/video] I FINALLY FUCKING GET THIS JOKE
I mean hell the costume is from an armor set of Spiral Knights of all things, a game that has hardly anything unique going for it, I just really like the design of said costume. And I like the game. This is also the first time in a really long while I managed to actually open up about my thoughts and all. I've gotten very... Mistrusting, maybe? Not sure what the correct word is.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;49316868]I mean hell the costume is from an armor set of Spiral Knights of all things, a game that has hardly anything unique going for it, I just really like the design of said costume. And I like the game. This is also the first time in a really long while I managed to actually open up about my thoughts and all. I've gotten very... Mistrusting, maybe? Not sure what the correct word is.[/QUOTE] If you like doing it, then do it. It sounds like a pretty neat idea and who cares what others think?
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49316858]The most important thing I'll take away from my art 103 class is that it finally helped me with something that I haven't understood for 16 years now [video=youtube;xuOzSFo3p54]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuOzSFo3p54[/video] I FINALLY FUCKING GET THIS JOKE[/QUOTE] I had to google it to get the joke. That's a really obscure joke even for Spongebob :v:
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;49316882]I had to google it to get the joke. That's a really obscure joke even for Spongebob :v:[/QUOTE] could you explain it for me please?
I just have no idea where to begin though. I never PSID any attention during the crafting lessons and now I wanna do something that is heavily dependant on knowledge of materials and tools, with nothing backing me up than the will to do make something that I can enjoy. I have 0 experience with sewing and similar craftsmanship, I have no idea which materials to use, I dunno where to get the materials, all I have is the design, a couple of sketches that I made quickly and a general idea of what it should be like. Despite all this I refuse to commission it. I want to do it myself. I want to be able to really call it my own work. Even if its something as weird as a fucking costume.
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;49316916]could you explain it for me please?[/QUOTE] Google image search Toulouse Lautrec
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;49316916]could you explain it for me please?[/QUOTE] The art in the background is a parody of advertisments drawn by famous French artist Toulouse-Lautrec. It runs off the previous lines: too hot too wet "too"-louse Lautrec It's a pun in a kids show that I think not a single kid watching would get. Hell most adults won't even get it.
[QUOTE=kijji;49316879]If you like doing it, then do it. It sounds like a pretty neat idea and who cares what others think?[/QUOTE] I do. What others think is 90% of the driving force behind my actions. I'm really trying to let it go but I've just been battling myself for as long as I can remember, its only gotten considerably worse after having been ditched by people I worked hard to befriend over and over without even knowing why. I keep a distance from everything and everyone because of it. A guy once told me that you can't live with others if you can't live with yourself. I suppose that I really can't live with myself, maybe its the sole reason Im enrolled for Cognitive Behaviour Therapy. But I'm rambling again. There's just so much on my mind its just painful. I should show thid to the psych I think. [editline]14th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Fapplejack;49316962]The art in the background is a parody of advertisments drawn by famous French artist Toulouse-Lautrec. It runs off the previous lines: too hot too wet "too"-louse Lautrec It's a pun in a kids show that I think not a single kid watching would get. Hell most adults won't even get it.[/QUOTE] That's the fucking beauty of that pun though I mean holy fuck that's just the best shit way better than the uninspired trash that the newest episodes are
I wish I didn't need people. They don't need me
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49317052]I wish I didn't need people. They don't need me[/QUOTE] Don't say that dude, you may be everything in the world for someone else, they may just not show it. I'm sure that you'll feel better after a warm bath.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49311624]I suppose but hey, I'm one step ahead from most of you losers on this forum[/QUOTE] fuck off [sp]:([/sp]
[QUOTE=RocketRacer;49317262]fuck off [sp]:([/sp][/QUOTE] you had a chance and you let it fucking slip away
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49316338]I've been pushing my dad and his musical efforts towards me away for quite some years until today. When I was 13 (7 years ago) I used to get lessons from him in Piano and Guitar. I've had a tough experience then, because I was just starting out and I didnt get the gist of what he often was trying to say or show me, which resulted in us both getting annoyed. Being the 13-year-old douchebag I was, I told him I didnt need his +30 years of experience and I'll just "figure it out". Now, 7 years later, I've got a huge interest in properly learning how to create music that tickles not only my, but other peoples emotions, too. I was listening to some covers here and there and unknowingly, he set up his old piano. It wasn't until the moment he stopped playing to make dinner, I noticed I had long finished my last cover and I had been listening to his play for nearly 1,5 hours. I walked downstairs, swallowed everything in and asked him: "Dad, will you once more try and teach me". He teared up, so did I, and I sat there for another hour listening to him explaining me the basics of music and chords. Now, a lesson can be learned from this. I only just got this insight, but don't let knowledge which offers itself to you go to waste. IF ONLY I started out 7 years ago, who would've known where I would be now? What I would've known. And not only that, but how much better a relationship I'd have had with my dad, who I've been pushing away from me for all these years. [B]He told me: "On one day, I'll not be here anymore. I hope you'll be able to look back and think "I'm glad I sat down with my old man and learned a few things from him", because this knowledge won't be passed on. It'll go with me to where ever I may go".[/B] I've been feeling down ever since I broke up with my ex. But I'm feeling so destined to do something, I think I'm honestly ready to forget about all that and focus on realising a goal for once. By the end of next year, I want to have the basics of both the piano and guitar down, want to be able to read notes, play all sorts of chords and rythms and have made at least 2 songs with this new knowledge. To all who read this, I hope you'll succeed in pursuing your dreams :')[/QUOTE] This post, especially the part in bold text, made me very sad. I should really learn something from my father before it's too late. Confession: The post that I quoted triggered my extreme fear of the day that my parents will pass away. These thoughts can ruin several days for me and make me very sad and at its worst, it can put me in a panic like state for a short while where I feel like I can't breathe. I know, it's stupid, since everyone has to die eventually and it's even more stupid since my parents haven't even reached their 50s yet. I can't do anything about it other than to occupy my mind with something else so that I don't think about this. It works until I stumble across a beautiful post like the one quoted.
I think I just realized why I'm so perverted, and it goes back to kindergarten and/or first grade
I used to play with Barbie dolls and take off their clothes :v:
Every time I go to a McDonald's or KFC, I go to the bathroom and piss on the roll of toilet paper and on the floor as well.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49311624]I suppose but hey, I'm one step ahead from most of you losers on this forum[/QUOTE] Yeah, PM me back when you play "smash brawl", or whatever you kids call it nowadays, in your room. With your family still in the house. With the door unlocked
I ejaculate bees from my dickhole
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49318149]I think I just realized why I'm so perverted, and it goes back to kindergarten and/or first grade[/QUOTE] Apparently my first kiss was in kindergarten, and it happened to be with a girl I had a crush on starting in 4th grade. I don't remember it whatsoever, but everyone else did, so idk whether it actually happened. Also when we were changing for P.E. in 4th grade, we changed in our classroom (we stayed in the same room for basically everything except music) because there was an extension on it which wasn't walled off but was hidden around a corner so girls could change in "privacy". Problem is that our cubbies were in a place where you could see around the corner, so every day I would go put my clothes back in my cubby and sneak a look at the girls changing.
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49316727]I jack off in between csgo rounds. And how the hell do i close pornhub popups in the steam overlay I don't wanna have to quit or listen to [i]slap slap slap slap[/i] while in-game :((( Those stupid things extend past the top of my screen so i can't close em[/QUOTE] Watch better porn.
I have not avidly played gmod since 2009 and I can still sometimes randomly hear the tool gun sound. Tetris effect never leaves you.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49318937]I have not avidly played gmod since 2009 and I can still sometimes randomly hear the tool gun sound. Tetris effect never leaves you.[/QUOTE] Oh god nearly the same Era for me and now I'm hearing it Also I'm stressed right now but mostly about WTF I'm doing with my life. I'm at the point where I sorta have to commit to a career path, and I'm split between three majors and two careers. Either spacecraft and space science or music production as a career. Both of which are pretty great them seeming equally great just makes it harder to choose. The pay is about the same once you account time taken (years to build reputation as artist, years to get PhD as Astronautical engineer or astronomer) and the job prospects are about the same too since they're competitive fields. I should be studying for my final tomorrow too since I pushed back my last two finals due to being stressed about the math class I had to retake. The one which, if failed, would set me back a year on my college path :/
Hmm, I can't say I actually remember the sound of the tool gun now even though garry's mod was the reason I joined this forum. I remember the sound of the gravity gun though.
I watched porn for the first time when I was 6.
In the last 2 years I have wanked it exclusively to [sp]furry porn[/sp]. I often feel ashamed and terrible because of this
I'm a smut connoisseur at this point. [editline]15th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Topzombie;49320356]In the last 2 years I have wanked it exclusively to [sp]furry porn[/sp]. I often feel ashamed and terrible because of this[/QUOTE] Nah man, you do you.
[QUOTE=Topzombie;49320356]In the last 2 years I have wanked it exclusively to [sp]furry porn[/sp]. I often feel ashamed and terrible because of this[/QUOTE] well, it's objectively better than pony porn. pony porn is stylized animals, where you are fapping to animals that are stylistically human. still fapping to animals though. obviously i say objectively objectively in my own mind.
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