• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49342926]Years ago when I told my dad I was bi he said that bisexuality didn't exist and gay people just go back to being straight every now and then for a bit[/QUOTE] So.. then he thinks everyone is gay?
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49342926]Years ago when I told my dad I was bi he said that bisexuality didn't exist and gay people just go back to being straight every now and then for a bit[/QUOTE] I am now picturing a Danny Phantom-esque transformation sequence "Am Goin' Gay!"
[QUOTE=Skwee;49342931]So.. then he thinks everyone is gay?[/QUOTE] No he thinks gay guys just animorph in to straight people now and then which I mean I guess that's almost sort of an accurate description of bi people in the most skewed and bizarre perspective possible
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49342938]No he thinks gay guys just animorph in to straight people now and then which I mean I guess that's almost sort of an accurate description of bi people in the most skewed and bizarre perspective possible[/QUOTE] Beats outright hostility
I went on a bike ride this evening and I came across an abandoned house. It was demolished, didn't have a roof, but the walls are intact, there are debris on the ground everywhere. I decided to take off my clothes and have a quick fap there before riding my bike again. Don't ask why.
[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;49343038]I went on a bike ride this evening and I came across an abandoned house. It was demolished, didn't have a roof, but the walls are intact, there are debris on the ground everywhere. I decided to take off my clothes and have a quick fap there before riding my bike again. [B]Don't ask why.[/B][/QUOTE] Fuck you; why?
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49343063]Fuck you; why?[/QUOTE] I've lost control of my l̶i̶f̶e̶ penis.
[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;49343038]I went on a bike ride this evening and I came across an abandoned house. It was demolished, didn't have a roof, but the walls are intact, there are debris on the ground everywhere. I decided to take off my clothes and have a quick fap there before riding my bike again. Don't ask why.[/QUOTE] all clothes? everything from socks to hat?
[QUOTE=Muntu;49343086]all clothes? everything from socks to hat?[/QUOTE] Of course he left his socks on. He's not a [B]barbarian[/B]
I left my socks and shoes on.
maybe he just gets hard on abandoned buildings
[QUOTE=greeley;49342901]I want to get sucked off whilst driving on the highway by a guy and then the song "Highway to hell" plays. It would feel so oddly fitting.[/QUOTE] life goals right there
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49343173]maybe he just gets hard on abandoned buildings[/QUOTE] My boyfriend is an architect.... He almost gets a hard on for abandoned buildings as he explains in detail what he'd do to it to make it look good.
[QUOTE=ghghop;49342391]The original reason for the conception was sex wasnt it? Either way i don't get the appeal at all. Maybe for kids but past like 14 it seems infinitely creepier[/QUOTE] One of the origins was from animal characters in newspaper comics in the 70's, so no its once again, not all about sex. Anyway I'm done shitting up this thread by replying to you here. So I've lurked in this thread for months and I haven't posted many confessions, but when I moved in with my dad and out of my mom's house I never looked back because she has been in an horrible relationship with an alcoholic for years, and I feel terrible that she still has to deal with him, and I haven't seen her in almost a month
Now this is the short story of the bucket. Me and my family will sometimes get a KFC bucket when nobody can be assed to cook anything, we usually split the chicken between us, however I felt like I got the smaller pieces, so I asked for a bigger piece, they said no. So in the most spastic way possible I went up to one of my sisters and raised a drum stick up against her (in a way that made it seem I was going to hit her with it). I then dropped it in the bucket and left. God my life must be very good since this is what I get upset over.
I think i ruined a friendship over a 5 cent payday 2 safe
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49342911]i thought gay bar might be more fitting[/QUOTE] Bonus points if "Its Okay to be Gay" somehow plays instead. [editline]18th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49345329]I think i ruined a friendship over a 5 cent payday 2 safe[/QUOTE] I lost a friend because I didn't want to stop playing Spy in TF2 (back when dead ringer was new and easy to make people flustered). People are weird.
[QUOTE=AJ10017;49344272]when I moved in with my dad and out of my mom's house I never looked back because she has been in an horrible relationship with an alcoholic for years, and I feel terrible that she still has to deal with him, and I haven't seen her in almost a month[/QUOTE] I moved out from my parents' house for the same reason, visit her if you can. It helps everyone.
I just looked at the facebook page of a girl (who I blocked) that I had lived with for a couple weeks, who I went to anime conventions with and turned out to be a total bitch. I guess her cosplay group is doing good and was invited to be a panel at some convention or something. I haven't talked to her in 2 years. I almost want to message her to see how she is, but at the same time I want absolutely nothing to do with her because I know she's a complete bitch.
I have autism. Not like that's gonna set me back though, some high-functioning autistic people actually have greater knowledge than the average person
My guilty pleasure is that I enjoy listening to Poker Face by Lady Gaga.
Listening to Taylor Swift makes me feel girly. So it is a really guilty pleasure of mine.
[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;49343038]I went on a bike ride this evening and I came across an abandoned house. It was demolished, didn't have a roof, but the walls are intact, there are debris on the ground everywhere. I decided to take off my clothes and have a quick fap there before riding my bike again. Don't ask why.[/QUOTE] That's a new fetish.
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49347276]My guilty pleasure is that I enjoy listening to Poker Face by Lady Gaga.[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMQksXpQSk[/media] [editline]18th December 2015[/editline] i feel no guilt
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZf-Ql3wayA[/media] no guilt
[video=youtube;7PCkvCPvDXk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk[/video] we doing guilty pleasure songs now? Cause I love me some Meghan Trainor.
-snip took me too long to realize that this is the wrong thread-
[QUOTE=Shaohs;49347766]I really want to say something but I also don't want many people knowing, so if you decode this, please dont post the public message anywhere [sp]FpWkblyJklovhmlwDyYyhdEbsezhzTrJyemUlnTFxrlTnhJbxRbcfxkAvlLlewUgkBTinswenIyxmygaAvl[/sp] [sp]23-21-24-23-11[/sp][/QUOTE] whut i no speak lkjasdflkjgajalsd
I've been thinking about getting liposuction and a Brazilian butt lift so I could get into gay porn as "straight acting bottom with phat ass and tiny waist"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4HuAzHEUc[/media] this is my guilty pleasure song
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