• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49346517]I have autism. Not like that's gonna set me back though, some high-functioning autistic people actually have greater knowledge than the average person[/QUOTE] There's a lot to be said for undying dedication and passion for a subject [editline]19th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=ep9832;49347825]I've been thinking about getting liposuction and a Brazilian butt lift so I could get into gay porn as "straight acting bottom with phat ass and tiny waist"[/QUOTE] I mean there's not a lot of downside to this idea
When I discovered I left my freezer open, I apologized to it :pudge:
I never tell people what I want for Christmas even if they ask me. Because I feel really bad about asking for stuff. Also if I do ask for something I don't get it and get a gift card or something completely different instead. My mother even outright told me today "I didn't get you what you wanted. I got you something else a Best Buy employee said was cool". I feel greedy for feeling upset about this because she still got me something.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49334805]I would actually like to be the dictator of a country, I know it would be a lot of work but it would give my life meaning turning a third or second world country into a powerful economy with the help of advisers. My main influences would be Lee Kuan Yew and Emperor Meiji.[/QUOTE] I think i might be an actual racist seeing as i have fantasized about leading a successful pan-africanism movement, uniting the continent as much as I can to hopefully create nations that are larger, stronger, and independent. Such a radical change would require massive reforms and political stabilization where needed. The only problem is I'm white and there are only few methods to [I]force [/I]unity, change, and stabilization onto such a large area of many peoples and cultures. There's no good way to put it; I want to improve the conditions in those countries but no matter how you phrase it I just feel like a some social darwinist-type fucker.
[QUOTE=supersocko;49352193]When I discovered I left my freezer open, I apologized to it :pudge:[/QUOTE] "I never meant to be so cold."
FUCK ME MY COMPUTER DIDNT WORK FOR 3 MONTHS BECAUSE I DIDNT FLIP THE POWER SWITCH IN THE BACK
I can't stand obnoxious kids, especially teenagers tbh.
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49353525]FUCK ME MY COMPUTER DIDNT WORK FOR 3 MONTHS BECAUSE I DIDNT FLIP THE POWER SWITCH IN THE BACK[/QUOTE] Fuck up of the year, holy shit. You need a reward or something. [editline]20th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=varg666;49353910]I can't stand obnoxious kids, especially teenagers tbh.[/QUOTE] Honestly, [I]who[/I] can stand obnoxious kids?
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49353525]FUCK ME MY COMPUTER DIDNT WORK FOR 3 MONTHS BECAUSE I DIDNT FLIP THE POWER SWITCH IN THE BACK[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OGgxMMw.jpg[/IMG]
I like to collect pictures of anime bishounen characters and admire their physique, makeup, clothes and what-not once in a while (context: bishounen basically means pretty boy). Even though an overwhelming majority of the characters are from games or shows directed to female audiences as blatant fanservice, I find them really fun to watch. Yet I don't really feel gay when doing it. I'm just 'mirin their looks. Motherfuckers look good, they could get anyone with those faces. I mean. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/sLuCy9k.jpg"]I can't count with my fingers the amount of girls I know who would squee at this sight.[/URL] Yet every time I've mentioned it to anyone they've said "bro that's gay as fuck" so I don't really talk about it anymore. edit: you know the funny thing is that those who rate this rainbow are just proving my point and why i don't talk about this often
I like yaoi, but too much of it is aimed at girls, which makes it hard to find good ones
[QUOTE='[Green];49356170']I like to collect pictures of anime bishounen characters and admire their physique, makeup, clothes and what-not once in a while (context: bishounen basically means pretty boy). Even though an overwhelming majority of the characters are from games or shows directed to female audiences as blatant fanservice, I find them really fun to watch. Yet I don't really feel gay when doing it. I'm just 'mirin their looks. Motherfuckers look good, they could get anyone with those faces. I mean. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/sLuCy9k.jpg"]I can't count with my fingers the amount of girls I know who would squee at this sight.[/URL] Yet every time I've mentioned it to anyone they've said "bro that's gay as fuck" so I don't really talk about it anymore.[/QUOTE] bro that's gay as fuck [sp]not that i feel any negativity towards that[/sp] I totally get where you're coming from. The same goes for admiring / liking loli characters. It seems to me like there's a "certain age" at which someone may appreciate loli (often confused with just moe-heavy stuff; good read here [URL]http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=276787[/URL]). Taking myself as example, a 19-year-old liking loli characters seems [I]"moderately ok"[/I] in most peoples eyes. Some of my non-anime watching friends can agree on me liking certain characters and agree they're cute as hell. Then comes the complication of "older" people (as in, late 20's, early 30's) liking the same pic and it gets [I]deemed liking the sight of underage sexy dressed / half naked[/I] [I][B][U]kids[/U][/B][/I] ... aka pedophilia. It's so narrow minded. Feeling warm and fuzzy inside when seeing a cute little sister doesn't immediately equal to wanting to have intercourse with them lol. Some of my older friends actually hide this from everyone. I won't call names but one friend really does have a collection of figs of pretty popular characters and hides that from his fiancee, because he's afraid of her prejudice
idk about that, i just feel like if i was a chick i'd suck bishie dick fo sho but since i'm a guy i don't feel attracted, kind of a "what if" thought of sorts besides if i were gay i wouldn't be attracted to my avatar [sp]i'd be bisexual[/sp]
I don't care about spoilers, honestly. Just saying, there are spoilers in fp_read, don't check there.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49356956]I like yaoi, but too much of it is aimed at girls, which makes it hard to find good ones[/QUOTE] Go for bara. Drawn by gay men, for gay men.
[QUOTE=RelaxedCreepr;49357537]Go for bara. Drawn by gay men, for gay men.[/QUOTE] I don't like manly men though
Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" and "A Beauty and a Beat" are damn good songs.
When I got loaned an iPad for college last semester, I used it way more for porn than for any actual schoolwork.
I am getting an absurd amount of buyers' regret over buying some magic cards and not others, but I feel like an extremely obnoxious/spoiled person when talking about it even though a large amount of money was spent on this. Makes me feel like I should just quit my hobbies.
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;49357952]Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" and "A Beauty and a Beat" are damn good songs.[/QUOTE] i was jammin to "What Do You Mean?" for a long time before i found out it was Justin Bieber.
One day in school, a friend of mine asked me if I knew what e621.net was and I had to pretend I didn't go on there regularly :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=RelaxedCreepr;49359326]One day in school, a friend of mine asked me if I knew what e621.net was and I had to pretend I didn't go on there regularly :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] what is it e: nvm [t]http://puu.sh/m38S8/46a001f5e7.png[/t]
Porn gallery for furry and brony type stuff
I like biting pencil and i bite it too much. Until i realise, my pencil getting shorter like 2 cm
i'm starting to grow a neckbeard and I would shave it off but I can't find the god damn shaver
[QUOTE=RelaxedCreepr;49359326]One day in school, a friend of mine asked me if I knew what e621.net was and I had to pretend I didn't go on there regularly :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] Once in high school a kid asked me if I've ever used RedTube before. I tried saying no (I knew what it was), but they thought I was lying because I was hesitant on answering the question. And this was back in the days when looking for porn was a special occasion when nobody was home.
how the fuck can anyone masturbate without lube shits dry yo
it's only dry if you don't wash your junk [editline]20th December 2015[/editline] psa: wash your junk
[QUOTE=damnatus;49360285]how the fuck can anyone masturbate without lube shits dry yo[/QUOTE] With a foreskin. Like, go to a hospital and get a spare out of the foreskin bin.
i do wash my privates, duh, there's still too much friction do your sausages get all slimy or something? [editline]21st December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=llamaliker;49360359]With a foreskin. Like, go to a hospital and get a spare out of the foreskin bin.[/QUOTE] you what the foreskin retracts during erection, how.. what? (and no i'm not circumsized)
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