Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=damnatus;49360448]
you what
the foreskin retracts during erection, how.. what?
(and no i'm not circumsized)[/QUOTE]
I'm not circumcised either but I have pretty long foreskin so it doesn't retract like at all when erect. Slides back and forth easily.
I have soft hands. :)
Certain people on here are such pessimistic and negative assholes, i'd be surprised if any of them have friends. Its annoying because theres so many good people on here and so many kind people that these people just ruin things for everyone.
I wish I could rate heart and green check
I cried during sex once. ok twice.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49360997]I cried during sex once. ok twice.[/QUOTE]
I dont understand this. How? What for?
I love contemporary art and do not regret enrolling in art school
After 9/11 happened my dad said that kid me used to build lego towers and crash into them while making flying sounds :v:
When i was in college for my apprenticeship, some annoying loud girl (who i knew liked me) went off bragging that she slept with me and i didn't know about it. Until one time in lesson, her friend goes "So what. Is she just a one night stand to you then?" and i asked like "What?" and then the girl who claims she slept with me goes "That night we slept together and you said it was the best sex you ever had when we were all drunk"
And whilst they were all saying it, me and my friends were just laughing our arses off and they were confused as fuck and wondering what was so funny.... The whole class is now listening in and i just go "Sorry love but there is only one flaw in your story.... Next time you try to act cool about having sex, make sure you pick a STRAIGHT GUY for you little lie"
She went so fucking red and it was the best thing ever, everybody laughed at her and she shortly shut the fuck up for the rest of the time i was there.
Sometimes its fun being the the quiet one in your class.
[QUOTE=greeley;49361086]I dont understand this. How? What for?[/QUOTE]
Honestly, with the amount of pressure that we as a society put on sex for all kinds of reasons could probably push a self-conscious or anxious person to tears. You have to recall the concept of masculinity and how sex plays into it. [I]Remember, you shouldn't talk about sex because it's super vile and disgusting and ungodly and perverse, but you should absolutely talk about sex because you're not a dude until you've banged a bunch, bro! All of your friends are doing it, get out there and start plugging! You have to get laid before the end of high school, after all. Oh, but make sure you don't finish first, because that's a disappointment, and you don't want to face rejection. But don't last too long either, because then that's a huge insult to your partner and you're possibly a sexual deviant. Oh, and when you're doing it, make sure you remember all of these tricks to do because you want to impress the other person. Oh, and size matters![/I]
This isn't what I think, but I think these are things that run through guys' heads. You have to be spectacular. I think people forget that sex is something that can be an incredibly beautiful bond, something so intimate it expresses its' own vulnerabilities and trusts. But then again, that in itself is a contradiction to the male locker room stereotype that I think a lot of people saw in the gym locker room back in high school.
And people build up sex to be such a spectacular thing - and to an extent it is. For me, I think it's super fun. But people put far too much weight on it like it's an ultimate milestone of your life when it's not, and as a result it creates all of these ridiculous expectations and stress - I didn't even talk about all of the ridiculous expectations for women either. When you consider all of these expectations and all of the resulting stress alongside perhaps not having as great of an experience people made it out to be, do you think you could understand why people might emotionally overload? Could it be exasperated too if self-esteem suddenly gets involved? And even if all of these negative things I brought up vanished, could you understand how tears of joy might come into play when someone achieves a greater bond with someone? There's so many reasons for someone to cry during sex and I won't impugn them for it. We as a society make it scary, and the act itself is something beautiful - one way or another it's got a great potential to push people into tears.
With that said, my first experience was pretty funny, but that's because my relationships are generally funny.
[QUOTE=damnatus;49360285]how the fuck can anyone masturbate without lube
shits dry yo[/QUOTE]
Using spit helps.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;49361388]Honestly, with the amount of pressure that we as a society put on sex for all kinds of reasons could probably push a self-conscious or anxious person to tears. You have to recall the concept of masculinity and how sex plays into it. [I]Remember, you shouldn't talk about sex because it's super vile and disgusting and ungodly and perverse, but you should absolutely talk about sex because you're not a dude until you've banged a bunch, bro! All of your friends are doing it, get out there and start plugging! You have to get laid before the end of high school, after all. Oh, but make sure you don't finish first, because that's a disappointment, and you don't want to face rejection. But don't last too long either, because then that's a huge insult to your partner and you're possibly a sexual deviant. Oh, and when you're doing it, make sure you remember all of these tricks to do because you want to impress the other person. Oh, and size matters![/I]
This isn't what I think, but I think these are things that run through guys' heads. You have to be spectacular. I think people forget that sex is something that can be an incredibly beautiful bond, something so intimate it expresses its' own vulnerabilities and trusts. But then again, that in itself is a contradiction to the male locker room stereotype that I think a lot of people saw in the gym locker room back in high school.
And people build up sex to be such a spectacular thing - and to an extent it is. For me, I think it's super fun. But people put far too much weight on it like it's an ultimate milestone of your life when it's not, and as a result it creates all of these ridiculous expectations and stress - I didn't even talk about all of the ridiculous expectations for women either. When you consider all of these expectations and all of the resulting stress alongside perhaps not having as great of an experience people made it out to be, do you think you could understand why people might emotionally overload? Could it be exasperated too if self-esteem suddenly gets involved? And even if all of these negative things I brought up vanished, could you understand how tears of joy might come into play when someone achieves a greater bond with someone? There's so many reasons for someone to cry during sex and I won't impugn them for it. We as a society make it scary, and the act itself is something beautiful - one way or another it's got a great potential to push people into tears.
With that said, my first experience was pretty funny, but that's because my relationships are generally funny.[/QUOTE]
My first time was with my teacher (AFTER I LEFT SCHOOL) and it was a terrible experience (partly because we were both very drunk and he is REALLY not attractive at all). Then the second time *which i count as the first time really since i finished* was with my partner that im still currently with.
I never was embarrassed by sex. The fact i didn't have it until i was 21-22 really didn't bother me.
[QUOTE=cartman300;49361418]Using spit helps.[/QUOTE]
still counts as lube
[QUOTE=damnatus;49360448]i do wash my privates, duh, there's still too much friction
do your sausages get all slimy or something?
[editline]21st December 2015[/editline]
you what
the foreskin retracts during erection, how.. what?
(and no i'm not circumsized)[/QUOTE]
Dunno how small your foreskin is but mine still has his warrior cap on unless i pull it back, even with an erection.
[QUOTE=damnatus;49360285]how the fuck can anyone masturbate without lube
shits dry yo[/QUOTE]
I've never used any lotion or lube before. Every time I look up if something can be used as a peen gel, the answer's usually "don't do it 'cus your dick will burn". :saddowns:
I play League of Legends.
Sometimes I wish someone would gift me roses or a huge teddy bear. I'm a guy btw.
I strongly dislike Christmas, don't like spending time around my family, and would rather be home alone in my dorm drinking and working on music.
I sound edgy I know but I really can't stand my family
[editline]21st December 2015[/editline]
I thought it would get better as I got older but it hasn't. Only people I want to hang with (Highschool bff+his bf and good girlfriend) are all busy working
[QUOTE=paindoc;49363054]I strongly dislike Christmas, don't like spending time around my family, and would rather be home alone in my dorm drinking and working on music.
I sound edgy I know but I really can't stand my family[/QUOTE]
Im glad im not the only one
Christmas is the time of agony, horrible music and capitalism everywhere.
shit wrong thread
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49363519]Christmas is the time of agony, horrible music and capitalism everywhere.[/QUOTE]
No, Christmas is the time of year to [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzaflC73iTk"]set your table for seven and remembering that the prior year you dined with eleven[/URL].
[QUOTE=greeley;49361086]I dont understand this. How? What for?[/QUOTE]
wauterboi wrote a pretty big post with reasons, but I don't really fit into any of that, nor do most of my friends.
It was not my first time, this was in sophomore year of HS. I was depressed for a few reasons, it was nearing winter so I just wanted to stay in bed sleep constantly, not a good feeling. A fwb called up and asked if we could hang, so I went over to her place for a bit. She sorta knew I wasn't feeling the best, so I just told her, she brought up the idea of crying helping, one thing led to another and while we were at it I just started crying. It sorta messed with my brain, it couldn't decide what to focus on, the sex or the crying. Second time was with the same person under similar circumstances, but just a different day.
People say I am weird and/or strange. I do not care.
When I was young, full of hormones, and had the house to myself one day, I made love to a cup of spaghetti.
Am I the only one who has done something retarted like this when they were younger?
[QUOTE=Cuckmeister;49365298]When I was young, full of hormones, and had the house to myself one day, I made love to a cup of spaghetti.
Am I the only one who has done something retarted like this when they were younger?[/QUOTE]
I was really tempted to make a Mom's Spaghetti joke, but I grossed myself out.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;49365391]I was really tempted to make a Mom's Spaghetti joke, but I grossed myself out.[/QUOTE]
Knees weak, arms are sweaty, vomit on my shirt
Fucking moms spaghetti.
I have three accounts I play Counter-Strike on, and I'm fucking terrible at the game.
[QUOTE=KaptonJack;49365869]I have three accounts I play Counter-Strike on, and I'm fucking terrible at the game.[/QUOTE]
More accounts does not give you more chances to become better at the game. You should be reading and watching information that helps you improve upon what you know to become good at the game. It is a constant effort of improvement.
I was friends with Magenta.
Mistakes were made.
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