• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I recieved nudes from a minor once, who had obviously sent it to the wrong phone number (mine.) I didn't know how to respond, so i wrote "contact me when you get pubes" and deleted the message and blocked the number.
Had a dream about the girl I still love, where she was just standing at a park messing with her phone. I went to her, touched her then she started to notice me, smile at me, then we held each other really passionately. I felt her body in the dream like it was real. I woke up that point. I checked my phone to see what time it is and I suddenly got a message from her. Just when I checked the time. It's like I have some sort of supernatural connection towards her.
[QUOTE=the tee;48943892]tbh it's not that weird, especially comparing what I [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1qvEr9bC6c]usually[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_dedjucgM]listen[/url].[/QUOTE] HEALTH isn't that weird though. They are pretty mainstream. I'd consider genres like harsh noise and speedcore to be much stranger. [QUOTE=Joccy;48959080]I don't listen to Mac Demarco ironically I really enjoy his stuff even if he looks like the next Ted Bundy but less smooth and dirty[/QUOTE] Does anyone listen to him ironically? Thought everyone was done with that dumb hipster trend of listening to things and pretending to like them. His music is legitimately enjoyable.
Whenever I finally make it to the toilet after holding in a big shit I get really scared for a second that I actually might have passed out due to holding it in too long and am actually crapping a huge load in my pants and the bathroom I'm currently in is all one big hallucination.
I'm doing really really bad and even though I say I'm not too well, things are way worse
Whenever I have a crush, it lasts for [b]years[/b]. The current one started in the beginning of august this year and it's the [b]strongest[/b] crush I've ever felt. I refuse to give up. I am certain that I will get closer to her someday, especially that we've known each other and drank together for more than 2 years now. I don't know how I started to love her, I just had a switch flipped one night drinking with friends. She has to get through her ex it seems, but it's fine from my end. I've always waited and always kept my shit together when things didn't work out. I will be fine. Remember that I told you she said she will go out thursday with another guy? She was sick so that didn't happen. A friend manages a house heavy drinking party at the end of october and she will come there. I'll also bring my magnificent wine which everyone loves. I'll see how's she doing, but I will act naturally. A week after that I will have my birthday. She will come to my birthday.
I've forgotten how it feels like to have a crush on someone.
I've learned to not even bother with women until I am physically attractive. No woman wants an obese man. Personality will only get so far by its self.
easier to not bother at all and enjoy your life as you see fit.
[QUOTE=Lurker;48960936]I've forgotten how it feels like to have a crush on someone.[/QUOTE] I think I grew out of the "crushing" phase. If I like someone, I'd just tell them.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48960319]ummm i would of reported it to the police[/QUOTE] That's how they catch you for possession of child porn.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;48959549]Only you know what you want, but you should go in with reasonable expectations, some relationships just don't work out. They cheat, you cheat, they still like their EX, they're inexperienced and/or jealous. People's first time is always awkward at best, whether you leave that to someone who's going to reconcile in the morning with you, or that you'll never see again, is your choice. [editline]2015-10-22[/editline] I've never seriously considered suicide, I know I could never bring myself to end my own life. I don't know how this makes me feel, I guess bad, guilty maybe.[/QUOTE] My only expectation is that I can hopefully do it with someone I can trust. I'm not so delusional as to think my first time'll be great. I know it's gonna be awkward as hell and I constantly think "what the fuck am I doing now???!"
I have a nasty habit of popping my joints and fingers so it always sounds like my bones are cracking. It's grossed my mom out a few times.
I was doing laundry today. I found one of my girlfriend's shirts in my basket. It smelled nice (like fabric softener). It was black, had no sleeves, and had sort of some frills around the collar; I wanted to put it on but I knew it would be too small. But thinking about it was nice, and made me smile
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48962809]I have a nasty habit of popping my joints and fingers so it always sounds like my bones are cracking. It's grossed my mom out a few times.[/QUOTE] You mean you don't pop your joints on purpose to freak everyone out? For shame, for shame When I crack my joints, they make a loud [B]CRACK[/B] sound, that makes people believe I've honestly broken something. The reactions are golden
I saw one of my best friends nude yesterday. Neither her or I had a problem with it.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;48957440]Had hashbrownies for the first time yesterday. That was also the first time I got high ever. I was with this girl and she almost felt them instantly, while I was still sober. We take a tram to the park to walk around there. The second to last stop I begin to feel the hash hit. My eyes really started to hurt, everything got hot and I couldnt feel my limbs anymore. We get out and walk around, and sit on a bench. We only really sat there for a few minutes but it felt like hours. This was at 20:06 because those numbers were around in my brain the entire time. TBH I felt terrible. I was literally reliving memories, distance ment nothing anymore, even the shortest bits felt like fucking miles. Time went so slow and we probably looked so fucking dumb walking around. We kept repeating the same thing over to each other. I had theme music in my head and I could see myself in third person. I desperately didnt want to fall on the ground or fall asleep. Everything felt like it was a flashback. We then went to her place and laid on a matress in her basement for half an hour before I went home. Luckly at this point became sober enough to be able to fucking walk again. Through the entire night there was a sober voice in my head saying 'You´re going to get through this, with your dignity.' Overal a weird night, sorry for the story, felt like sharing[/QUOTE] I just had a dream about this after you told me that. You were in this too. lmao
I used to beg girls after getting rejected, it was something like this: [Pre-Story - hang out few good times, few dates, few gifts] Me: I need to talk to you. Her: Okay, let's go away somewhere quiet. Her: I know what's it about, lets just be friends.... Me: Yeah.... Me: Are you sure? Her: Yes. Me: Ah come on, maybe try? Her: No. Me: Please? Now that I think back that was so miserable :v:
[QUOTE=.Vel;48963891]I saw one of my best friends nude yesterday. Neither her or I had a problem with it.[/QUOTE] I'm mostly amazed that people still exist that genuinely believe that being seen naked by anyone other than a lover is a terrible calamity. Like, being embarrassed I can understand but damn, some of the shit I hear. I've seen a fair of my friends naked and they have me, none of us care. I guess you could use that to define just how close we all are as friends, but still, it's silly. Some people act like being seen is going to ruin their relationship and/or life. It really isn't. To add content to this, I once walked in on my brother and his girlfriend trying to go at it like rabbits. I did what I came into the room for and immediately left, but I'm pretty sure they were staring at me the entire time. They were both pale when I saw them later. Oops.
i've seen pretty much all of my male friends and a bunch of female friends nude. because of sauna. i guess nudity is one thing finns don't seem to have a problem with.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48962809]I have a nasty habit of popping my joints and fingers so it always sounds like my bones are cracking. It's grossed my mom out a few times.[/QUOTE] How is that a nasty habit? I love the sound of my joints going *pop pop pop CRACK*
[QUOTE=.Vel;48963891]I saw one of my best friends nude yesterday. Neither her or I had a problem with it.[/QUOTE] Seeing friends naked is the best (opposite sex)
[QUOTE=proboardslol;48965760]Seeing friends naked is the best (opposite sex)[/QUOTE] That sounds creepy honestly.
[QUOTE=Muntu;48965155]i've seen pretty much all of my male friends and a bunch of female friends nude. because of sauna. i guess nudity is one thing finns don't seem to have a problem with.[/QUOTE] I wish America wasn't so prudish around nudity I've always wanted to hang out with friends naked
I wish I was born in Germany or at least that my father taught me German when I was a wee lad
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;48965926]I wish I was born in Germany[/QUOTE] I kinda wish I lived in Germany too. They believe in the polar opposite values of America of "sex is taboo, but ripping off heads is a-okay." though they might be a little overzealous in blocking violence. And then they have GEMA.
My high school German teacher once told a story of how he was at a small town festival in Germany, and Neo-Nazis crashed the party. I forgot the exact sequence of events, but I know at some point he managed to grab one of the Neos and threatened others who were coming near him by bashing his captive's head into the curb/sidewalk if the others got closer. They booked it, and the Neo they left behind got sent to the hospital.
Lost my job today. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48965964]I kinda wish I lived in Germany too. They believe in the polar opposite values of America of "sex is taboo, but ripping off heads is a-okay." though they might be a little overzealous in blocking violence. And then they have GEMA.[/QUOTE] They are kinda chill with censoring games. Most games seem to be uncut. Gema on the other hand... I guess we have to rely on proxies/unblockers for now.
I've been out of university for over a year and I still have nightmares about "upcoming" research projects. In my dreams I stress out over the work I have to do, plan out my research, then set out to do them. It's when I realize "fuck me, I'm not even in school anymore. this is a dream UUUGHHH" that I wake up. I have them maybe once a week, and it'll probably be that way for years.
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