• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I dont have an avatar becuase my self-consciousness is so bad that I think everyone hates whatever avatar I have.
Me and my friends browse 4chan and have a lot of in jokes relating to it. One of the jokes I used a lot was the whole "3DPD" thing. It's... not a joke anymore, somewhere the irony stopped and reality began and I can only find myself attracted to women of the second dimension.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49418585]I dont have an avatar becuase my self-consciousness is so bad that I think everyone hates whatever avatar I have.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, I dislike your name even more. [sp]Lol, jk.[/sp] [sp]or maybe not? we will never know[/sp]
As mean as my ex was, she can always un-love me, but she can never un-swallow me.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49418850]This is implying that there is a great story behind this.[/QUOTE] We dated solidly for 5 months, but the story behind it is a fucking roller coaster of emotions.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49415719]i don't get it, it must be a love hate relationship for him[/QUOTE] Isn't this why we're all on Facepunch?
Since I have no shame, let me share a short story... Once my ex was over my house and it was pretty cool, pretty casual. But my mom told me we need to go let the dogs out at our friends house. No big deal, like some real n-words my ex and I walk down to the people's house and let the dogs out. Here's the twist, I was like "haha wow no ones home, wanna frick?". She was like "ohhh nooo" at first, but as a terrible person I convinced her. Long story short, I had sex with her ALL over these people's house, including their couch, and bed.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49418585]I dont have an avatar becuase my self-consciousness is so bad that I think everyone hates whatever avatar I have.[/QUOTE] I've gotten over my self-consciousness because I figured most people on here go "on no it's this kid" whenever they see me. Nothing I can really do to prevent that.
[QUOTE=AverageTyler;49419550]Since I have no shame, let me share a short story...[/QUOTE] I think you should have. Like, I get it, you made this awesome fantasy a reality, but you shouldn't be proud of what you did in these people's home.
[QUOTE=Talvy;49419720]I think you should have. Like, I get it, you made this awesome fantasy a reality, but you shouldn't be proud of what you did to these people's home.[/QUOTE] It was far from a fantasy, it was a "on the spot" thing. I understand what you're trying to say though. Why you're trying to be a saint on a forum, on a "confess" thread beats me.
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So I'm basically your bog-standard straight guy, but for some reason, hanging out with other guys feels wrong. Like, [i]intensely[/i] wrong. "Oh god I gotta get out I have to leave please let me out" wrong. I have no idea why this is, but it leads to me having entirely female friends and a lot of people thinking I'm gay. It worries me because when I go to college I'm going to be sharing a dorm with two other guys and I don't want to be in that stressful of a situation.
I had actually decided I wanted to buy gold membership on Facepunch the same day it was removed. I was literally only a few minutes too late for it.
[QUOTE=Talvy;49419720]I think you should have. Like, I get it, you made this awesome fantasy a reality, but you shouldn't be proud of what you did in these people's home.[/QUOTE] I agree, but it's still awesome though :v:
I want to live a life full of amazing experiences, but I am more comfortable sitting on my arse all day. And I'm cool with that.
[QUOTE=AverageTyler;49419742]It was far from a fantasy, it was a "on the spot" thing. I understand what you're trying to say though. Why you're trying to be a saint on a forum, on a "confess" thread beats me.[/QUOTE] I'd want to kill you had it been my house. Not really. Tbh I don't know why I come here, I just get mad over the shit people do. It's usually not the acts itself, but when people come here to brag about the shit they should feel ashamed of. Who knows, maybe I could have done the same, but damn would it have been so disrespectful & perverted that I would keep it to myself forever. :shock:
[QUOTE=Talvy;49419887]I'd want to kill you had it been my house. Not really. Tbh I don't know why I come here, I just get mad over the shit people do. It's usually not the acts itself, but when people come here to brag about the shit they should feel ashamed of. Who knows, maybe I could've done the same, but I would never say a word about it anywhere.[/QUOTE] I'm not trying to brag about it, I was simply sharing the experience. Should I feel ashamed? Probably. Do I? No. Honestly, not bragging, just sharing. I haven't told anyone, but I mean, this thread seemed like a good place to start posting some shit I've done.
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49419806]So I'm basically your bog-standard straight guy, but for some reason, hanging out with other guys feels wrong. Like, [i]intensely[/i] wrong. "Oh god I gotta get out I have to leave please let me out" wrong. I have no idea why this is, but it leads to me having entirely female friends and a lot of people thinking I'm gay. It worries me because when I go to college I'm going to be sharing a dorm with two other guys and I don't want to be in that stressful of a situation.[/QUOTE] you're acting overly straight i think you secretly want the snake-eye
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49419961]you're acting overly straight i think you secretly want the snake-eye[/QUOTE] "Snake eye" fucking gold. But I don't know that for sure, girls like me, like friend wise, I'm like their gay friend. But here's the kicker, I don't take the dicker. I have dated and still like "the vagina" as they call it. but I feel him. I like hanging out with guys, but the initial "getting to know" period is stressful.
I like patting other peoples heads and I like my head being patted. I am not sure why, perhaps since I grew up with dogs
[QUOTE=da space core;49420176]I like patting other peoples heads and I like my head being patted. I am not sure why, perhaps since I grew up with dogs[/QUOTE] Whenever I would get my hair cut short in high school, girls would rub their hands in it and pet it and such, I always liked that :v:
Now that I have Smash for WiiU, I want to organize a game of strip Smash. I even have the rules planned out: - 4 players; two girls, two guys preferable - Random characters - Random stage - Items on - 3 minute time - 4th place has to take something off. If they are already naked, the game ends and they must do a punishment. The punishment is up to the discretion of the other three players. - (Optional) 1st place can tell someone else to take something off I want to do this sometime in my upcoming semester. It's my goal and I will make it happen. I just need the people and location.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49419961]you're acting overly straight i think you secretly want the snake-eye[/QUOTE]I'm probably bi but I'm calling myself straight until I've got things sorted out. [editline]30th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49420211]Now that I have Smash for WiiU, I want to organize a game of strip Smash. I even have the rules planned out: - 4 players; two girls, two guys preferable - Random characters - Random stage - Items on - 3 minute time - 4th place has to take something off. If they are already naked, the game ends and they must do a punishment. The punishment is up to the discretion of the other three players. - (Optional) 1st place can tell someone else to take something off I want to do this sometime in my upcoming semester. It's my goal and I will make it happen. I just need the people and location.[/QUOTE]film this and upload it
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49420551]film this and upload it[/QUOTE] If everyone consented to it, including myself, sure It would be an amateur LostBets video
I love to hurt people's psychic.
[QUOTE=RoblixWW2;49420753]I love to hurt people's psychic.[/QUOTE] /snip/
Sometimes I wish I had friends, but usually I'm just like nah I can go without.
Sometimes I turn my ceiling fan off before bed because I'm paranoid it'll fall off and kill me in my sleep
Whoever calls me a runt gets pounded like a physics exam in highschool Because i really suck at physics so yeah
[QUOTE=TraxInfo;49421395]Whoever calls me a runt gets pounded like a physics exam in highschool Because i really suck at physics so yeah[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://41.media.tumblr.com/350481af39c486427cf73193a27c17db/tumblr_nn3hjie0zC1s54mkio4_500.png[/IMG] Your avatar made me do this. Only OPM fans will know. Also that doesn't sound really nice .-. at least, for you :x
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