Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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pounded to 6th grade
Grade 6's pretty much horrible
there's literally this one perverted classmate who was reported to the office with [B]every girl[/B] in our classroom
[QUOTE=Omniary;49421139]Sometimes I turn my ceiling fan off before bed because I'm paranoid it'll fall off and kill me in my sleep[/QUOTE]
My roommate in 10th grade was Korean and always bitched at me for leaving my desk fan on at night to circulate the air (it was hot as a fuck most nights and it was an old dorm that didn't have A/C). I didn't know what he was on about until I found out about fan death.
So one night I bought a bunch of fans, plugged them into a power strip, aimed them at his bed, and turned them all on at once. He woke up and tried to beat the shit out of me for "trying to kill him" (I was a fat fuck so he didn't really get far) and petitioned to have me expelled. Nobody listened to him except for the other Korean kids who all stayed the fuck away from me from then on, which is fine by me because they were all annoying little pricks
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49421516]My roommate in 10th grade was Korean and always bitched at me for leaving my desk fan on at night to circulate the air (it was hot as a fuck most nights and it was an old dorm that didn't have A/C). I didn't know what he was on about until I found out about fan death.
So one night I bought a bunch of fans, plugged them into a power strip, aimed them at his bed, and turned them all on at once. He woke up and tried to beat the shit out of me for "trying to kill him" (I was a fat fuck so he didn't really get far) and petitioned to have me expelled. Nobody listened to him except for the other Korean kids who all stayed the fuck away from me from then on, which is fine by me because they were all annoying little pricks[/QUOTE]
I completely forgot about the fan death thing they have going on over there. Weird thing, I'm Korean :vs:
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49418585]I dont have an avatar becuase my self-consciousness is so bad that I think everyone hates whatever avatar I have.[/QUOTE]
i hate people who don't have avatars
disgusting :sick:
[editline]30th December 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49419588]I've gotten over my self-consciousness because I figured most people on here go "on no it's this kid" whenever they see me. Nothing I can really do to prevent that.[/QUOTE]
i like to think if i just change my avatar then absolutely no one will know who I am anymore.
I've hacked into a private alpha of a game before, they were not happy.
The first time I touched a boob was in a bus with a lot of people we didn't know. On the way back from a maths competion.
After that, with the same girl and on the same circumstances, she got on top of me and she grinded dem hips like there was no tomorrow.
Like a year after that she blowed me on a bus on the way to summer school.
Yeah, had to confess that eventually, we broke up like a month ago and I really miss her ):
first time i touched a boob i was on the tram holding onto the pole and my friend kinda just pressed her boob against my hand
don't think she noticed but i just kept my hand there and said nothing
19 years old. Still no boobie touch for me.
Lucky bastards.
The first time I touched a boob was last year, when I went to my girlfriend's house for lunch. After the meal, we went to her room upstairs to study English.
Three guesses what happened after, and the first two dont count.
I forgot to mention that once she came to my house when my parents weren't home.
While we were going at it my dad arrived, and we ended up having sex like 4 meters away from my dad separated only by a thin wall. She had to jump out of the window with a chess trophy she won that day in her hand when we were done.
After I came out of my room he asked me if I was alone and I nervously and with the fakest smile ever said yes.
I don't know how to lie.
[QUOTE=T553412;49423580]The first time I touched a boob was last year, when I went to my girlfriend's house for lunch. After the meal, we went to her room upstairs to study English.
Three guesses what happened after, and the first two dont count.[/QUOTE]
You two studied English quietly and efficiently until you were so tired and sweaty that you went to sleep.
From the overly serious monotone delivery, ridiculous face, and lines like "Pain in the butt!", I legitimately thought Max Payne was a comedic parody of overly serious cop noir shit
I forced myself to delete over 80 friends online recently for a majority of reasons:
1. All they would do is talk about how their life is a depressing mess and ask me to help solve their problems on a daily basis
2. They wouldn't let me talk about things, most of the time they would find ways to divert the conversation into their depression and problems even from optimistic thoughts
3. They'd usually skip out or take raincheck after raincheck even with set dates on events that we try to plan together; simply forgetting or otherwise
4. Wouldn't listen to me telling them my own problems about all this I just said
All of those people made my life objectively worse because they just wanted to stockpile all their problems on me, yet I still can't help but feel that I'm in the wrong for even having this opinion. While I'm a firm believer of listening people out and giving them thoughtful solutions, I just can't handle so many people doing that while giving absolutely no interest in me in turn. It's almost as if they were only interested in me for the advice, which is abominable.
Thing is, though: with all of them gone, I barely have any people to talk with online.
[QUOTE=DJswitch;49424545]I forced myself to delete over 80 friends online recently for a majority of reasons:
1. All they would do is talk about how their life is a depressing mess and ask me to help solve their problems on a daily basis
2. They wouldn't let me talk about things, most of the time they would find ways to divert the conversation into their depression and problems even from optimistic thoughts
3. They'd usually skip out or take raincheck after raincheck even with set dates on events that we try to plan together; simply forgetting or otherwise
4. Wouldn't listen to me telling them my own problems about all this I just said
All of those people made my life objectively worse because they just wanted to stockpile all their problems on me, yet I still can't help but feel that I'm in the wrong for even having this opinion. While I'm a firm believer of listening people out and giving them thoughtful solutions, I just can't handle so many people doing that while giving absolutely no interest in me in turn. It's almost as if they were only interested in me for the advice, which is abominable.
Thing is, though: with all of them gone, I barely have any people to talk with online.[/QUOTE]
I have 156 friends on steam, 273 on facebook.
Nobody talks to me on either one, they just remove me because "oh well we never talked" even when I constantly tried to start conversations with them.
So if it makes you feel a shred better, at least you had people talk to you.
Edit: Ok to be fair maybe a few people talk to me on steam but I usually have to start it but at least they are able to continue the conversation. Facebook it will say people have seen my message but they all don't respond which makes me sad.
I have a ton of steam friends but I have my real friends set as "Friends" and displayed in a tab that sits above the normal friends list and then I just collapse the secondary "catch-all" list so I only look at like 12 people out of 120 when I open my list.
That was kind of a run on but I think you get it.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49424990]I went from 250 friends on steam to 142
Only 3 had tried to add me back.
Removed those 3 in a week.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I had one try to re add me but I kept declining because this was also someone who broke into my email after I shared my login info to UE4 back when you had to pay a license fee.
Why he did it idk, it is however part my fault for using the same password but to be fair, it did not even dawn on me I had been using the same password for it.
Edit: Oh right, you are probably wondering how he got my email? I gave him money at some point to help buy ram for his computer.
how the hell could someone have >100 friends, even online
they are just people you know or at most, buddies
i've had like 100 people come and go from my steam friends list, but there's only like 4 who have permanently stayed, you know, as real friends
and half of them are related to my family
[QUOTE=comet1337;49425148]how the hell could someone have >100 friends, even online
they are just people you know or at most, buddies
i've had like 100 people come and go from my steam friends list, but there's only like 4 who have permanently stayed, you know, as real friends
and half of them are related to my family[/QUOTE]
thats why the real ones are tagged for me, personally. The rest I couldn't care less about losing but also still talk to more than never.
Brings up an interesting topic, I think I have a good number of 'friends' both online and in person.
I have two really close friends (online) who I talk to on mumble or pidge on a daily basis, then two more I talk to about 2-4 times a week (online). From there I have like 8 friends I talk to about once a week (online).
In person I also have two close friends (though not a 'close' as my two online best buds), and then 20~ish friends I meet with occasionally. After that I have quite a few acquaintances I run into when I'm out or talking with people.
I feel pretty comfortable with it all, feels like a good number for me, dunno how it compares to other people though.
I get extremely invested in theories. Not like UFO shit (well, partially just hold on) but one thing. It's from, and I shit you not, Call of Duty Zombies. Yes that, every single thing in it invests me. The fact they kept this up for years and years and years ever since World at War.
Not just that, but the fact they took stuff that happened in real life or renditions of the theories back then. Like the VRIL Energy/society, Die Glocke like the Nazi UFO powered by VRIL energy I guess, everything along with it.
Call me weird but shit, I tried to Google everything and it has a real life component to it.
[editline]what am i thinking[/editline]
Okay so uh, no, I'm reading this back and I sound like an insane idiot. I'm just tired, ran on no sleep today. Excuse the above but it's also fucking hilarious how stupid I am
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49425360]Brings up an interesting topic, I think I have a good number of 'friends' both online and in person.
I have two really close friends (online) who I talk to on mumble or pidge on a daily basis, then two more I talk to about 2-4 times a week (online). From there I have like 8 friends I talk to about once a week (online).
In person I also have two close friends (though not a 'close' as my two online best buds), and then 20~ish friends I meet with occasionally. After that I have quite a few acquaintances I run into when I'm out or talking with people.
I feel pretty comfortable with it all, feels like a good number for me, dunno how it compares to other people though.[/QUOTE]
Most of my close friends are from FP, I have the phone numbers of 2 that I text pretty frequently, 3 I talk to on telegram a little less, and a number on FB that I speak to from time to time.
I rarely login in to steam anymore, but when I do I usually have 6-8 chat windows open and never end up getting a damn thing done or playing a game since I'm so busy talking
I have no issue with this, it can get weird when I don't physically talk to anyone but restaurant/coffee shop staff for a number of days but that's about it. Haven't really met any people I really like to talk to or hang out with in my first year and change of uni so w/e
I feel weird talking to people about it, there's just some silly social and mental stigma around it
[editline]31st December 2015[/editline]
Actually the one person I talk to the most irl is someone who saw me browsing fp before my physics section and the rest is history and mutual tears over that same class. So my best new college friend is an FPer too :v:
[QUOTE=paindoc;49425418]Actually the one person I talk to the most irl is someone who saw me browsing fp before my physics section and the rest is history and mutual tears over that same class. So my best new college friend is an FPer too :v:[/QUOTE]
Damn, there must be a lot of FPers where you live, I only know of one near me, but he lives a good bit north of me so I've never met up with him.
First boob touch was literally two weeks ago, I'm 18. Don't lose hope :v:
First boob, damn that goes far back. I'm not even old.
I just went to a ghetto school with girls who obviously thought MTV / TMV was their bible :v:
Good times.
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Confession time
I have never used my steam, while I have over 20+ games including counter strike: go gifted to me.
I used to add literally everybody as friends on Facebook and on Steam as I met people on game servers.
Then something changed and I started removing most of my friends when I noticed nobody else does that and now it's been years since I added anybody on any platform
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49425674]I have never used my steam, while I have over 20+ games including counter strike: go gifted to me.[/QUOTE]
I know that feeling, if I buy a game, I play it for 10 minutes, get sick of it and never touch it again
I touched my first bewbs when a friend of mine came up to me, grabbed my hands, and put them on herself. Was nice.
Also slapped my first ass when, another friend, asked if I wanted to. Wasn't going to decline.
Never lose hope friends I was an everything virgin until 17, then jesus saw he neglected me for too long.
[QUOTE=AverageTyler;49426201]Never lose hope friends I was an everything virgin until 17, then jesus saw he neglected me for too long.[/QUOTE]
How was he? Did he turn your water into whine?
I was a virgin until I was 18, then I slept with a chick I met at my medieval group. We thought we were around eachother's ages. Turned out she was eleven years older than me. :v:
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