• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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I also dated a girl older than me. I broke up with her because she went to 21+ parties while me being the 16 year old sat at home playing Black Ops 1
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49426423]How was he? Did he turn your water into whine?[/QUOTE] He granted me a friends with benefits, then some casual hookups, then this year an awesome girlfriend, which well, played out terribly in so many ways. Either way, [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE"]he's the original JC U C?[/URL] I posted one of those stories of me and my ex [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1489804&p=49419550&viewfull=1#post49419550"]on page 77[/URL] if you didn't see that also, it's the same one I just referenced.
I farted after 12:00 AM
[QUOTE=comet1337;49425148]how the hell could someone have >100 friends, even online they are just people you know or at most, buddies i've had like 100 people come and go from my steam friends list, but there's only like 4 who have permanently stayed, you know, as real friends and half of them are related to my family[/QUOTE] What I do is add people and then purge my friends list every couple months. This goes for Facebook and Steam. [editline]31st December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49424277]From the overly serious monotone delivery, ridiculous face, and lines like "Pain in the butt!", I legitimately thought Max Payne was a comedic parody of overly serious cop noir shit[/QUOTE] I thought it rode the line between comedy and seriousness pretty well.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49425460]I have met no FP friends IRL >:([/QUOTE] if only we had the money and a way to organise a huge-ass meetup, would be pretty sweet imo
[QUOTE=kijji;49426951]if only we had the money and a way to organise a huge-ass meetup, would be pretty sweet imo[/QUOTE] I will buy the drinks!
I'll buy the, uh... dragon dildos
[QUOTE=kijji;49426951]if only we had the money and a way to organise a huge-ass meetup, would be pretty sweet imo[/QUOTE] It can't be that hard to find everyone. I'll just look for the large group of people wearing gasmasks.
Can we all hold a strawpoll for how many neckbeards there may attend? I don't want to lose my uniqueness
I rated some post and it said "your paypal was successfully charged" Had to double check that my paypal account isn't linked to this forum, and then I checked paypal just to be sure there weren't any charges
I have about 30 friends on Facebook and a huge chunk of them are family and 86 people on Steam to where I only talk to a handful of them. I have only 7 people I talk to total in both real life and online. I used to care that I don't ever talk to anyone but now I just don't give a shit anymore :v:
I only have two close friends at all.
My biggest regret about learning more and more about music and music production is that it's really hard for me to sit back and just enjoy a song I keep focusing in on small aspects and analyzing them and it sorta bothers me because idk how to turn it off
[QUOTE=paindoc;49428578]My biggest regret about learning more and more about music and music production is that it's really hard for me to sit back and just enjoy a song I keep focusing in on small aspects and analyzing them and it sorta bothers me because idk how to turn it off[/QUOTE] That reminds me of the nagging feeling that people get when they watch another person play a game that they've already beaten. It's annoying, it's difficult to turn it off, and it negatively impacts the experience you have with it.
so uh my girlfriend and i had a serious chat about sexing her up it's just a matter of where and when :excited:
[QUOTE=DJswitch;49428754]That reminds me of the nagging feeling that people get when they watch another person play a game that they've already beaten. It's annoying, it's difficult to turn it off, and it negatively impacts the experience you have with it.[/QUOTE] This is pretty much exactly like what it is. I'm certainly not very good at the musical composition or arrangement side, but stuff with mixing and mastering really gets me. Quite a few of the smaller artists I used to enjoy drive me mad because some of their tracks are super muddy, have uncompressed layers that should have been compressed, poor leveling, obvious preset use, repetitive sample use (or use of common samples) etc. Whenever something like that pops up, it instantly yanks me out of enjoying the track.
I guess I can have a end of the year confession. I think one of my female cousins is super hot.
I told the girl I like, who's in another city partying, that I liked her. I called her. And I said: "I really want to see us become something in 2016" She said "I'm looking forward to hearing this in person". God-fucking-damnit. I am on the top of the world mates. Happy 2016
[QUOTE=paindoc;49428578]My biggest regret about learning more and more about music and music production is that it's really hard for me to sit back and just enjoy a song I keep focusing in on small aspects and analyzing them and it sorta bothers me because idk how to turn it off[/QUOTE] I used to be somewhat the same way with games, but I think now it just makes me appreciate all the amazing work people are able to pull off even more.
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49429809]I told the girl I like, who's in another city partying, that I liked her. I called her. And I said: "I really want to see us become something in 2016" She said "I'm looking forward to hearing this in person". God-fucking-damnit. I am on the top of the world mates. Happy 2016[/QUOTE] go get her lad this is your year
My dad forced me to give him the wireless password on the new router I bought for the parents (they were scammed into paying $8/mo for that awful unsecure no-range wifi/modem combo from Time Warner). He used to sit in his room all day reading his dumb religious and political ebooks since there's an ethernet connection in there. But now he sits in the fucking kitchen on wifi and rants and argues with me about the dumbest bullshit that nobody cares about. I'd say maybe a political economist would care, but there's no point in arguing with someone who yells at you and just calls you stupid if you're wrong... anyways, on top of that, he's down here so he can listen to us and make sure we're not talking about him behind his back. Big time paranoid. So I went in and set up MAC filtering on the router without telling him. He's been yelling and ranting all day that the Chinese hacked into his computer through the Chinese router I bought and blocked him out of sending emails. He tried to call TWC but their office closed early (he refuses to call the actual call center, just the office, because he doesn't want to talk to someone unless they're a god-fearing white man). So first thing on the 2nd he says he'll be getting their awful wifi modem back, which is ironically way more dangerous than the setup I made here. I should clarify, he [i]never used wireless in the first place anyway[/i] because he thinks the NSA can sit outside and hack into his computer through it (this is not a joke). He's getting rid of the new router I bought because he doesn't want my mom to use it with the new TV I bought her. Stupid is as stupid does, I guess. What a creepy asshole. Fun fact: the crap-ass router/modem combo TWC sends out isn't compatible with Android devices because it assigns IPs some weird broken way unless you go in and change the DHCP settings. Great job, guys.
I think your dad needs help.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49430250]I think your dad needs help.[/QUOTE] It's been 5 years so far since we first tried to get him to see a psych. He has come up with excuses every single time. We can't get him committed because he's usually lucid and sober. He avoids cops and doctors like the plague (going so far as to walk out of the emergency room after an accident) because he knows he qualifies for a 5150 hold. The most he's done is seen a neurologist after he developed epilepsy around 10 years ago (which he flat-out denies he was diagnosed with, despite having seizures every couple of months). If he doesn't want help, there's nothing we can do about it anymore. He is financially, emotionally/mentally, and (rarely) physically abusive to us. He knows his behavior is abnormal. He doesn't want to change. This was supposed to be a funny confession damnit, now look what you've done
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49426197]I touched my first bewbs when a friend of mine came up to me, grabbed my hands, and put them on herself. Was nice. Also slapped my first ass when, another friend, asked if I wanted to. Wasn't going to decline.[/QUOTE] I don't think I've slapped an ass but I remember very clearly that I've been slapped on my ass by a girl :v:
[QUOTE=Snowmew;49430296]It's been 5 years so far since we first tried to get him to see a psych. He has come up with excuses every single time. We can't get him committed because he's usually lucid and sober. He avoids cops and doctors like the plague (going so far as to walk out of the emergency room after an accident) because he knows he qualifies for a 5150 hold. The most he's done is seen a neurologist after he developed epilepsy around 10 years ago (which he flat-out denies he was diagnosed with, despite having seizures every couple of months). If he doesn't want help, there's nothing we can do about it anymore. He is financially, emotionally/mentally, and (rarely) physically abusive to us. He knows his behavior is abnormal. He doesn't want to change. This was supposed to be a funny confession damnit, now look what you've done[/QUOTE] You said he was religious? Here I can make it funny again. Make your dad think god wants him to get help by putting a wireless speaker somewhere in his room. "THIS IS GOD. DUDE REALLY. YOU NEED SOME HELP BRO."
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49430413]I don't think I've slapped an ass but I remember very clearly that I've been slapped on my ass by a girl :v:[/QUOTE] Oh lord, this reminds me of a terrible story that happened to me a while ago. The only time I've had my butt touched (;c) was by some random chick in Montana. My cross country team had traveled to Missoula for our yearly invitational, and while we were touring the course and doing a light pre-race run we ran past a group of people from I think (not even kidding) Butte, Montana. And as we go past I hear some chick say "[I]Daaaaaaaamn[/I]" and then she slaps me on the ass hard. No one on my team saw it, and a few didn't believe me but I was weirded out and terrified. Like, I don't even have an ass. I'm 5ft11in+130lbs of skeltal. I shouldn't even wear skinny jeans because despite having legs that would make a female model blush I ain't got no booty and tbh I'm not crazy about the whole losing my virginity or getting laid thing. I'd like to hold hands, cuddle, or be hugged by a dude I'm super into. I don't like being touched at all by most people, and I dread hugs, but by someone I'm into they all sound so nice. I'm a terribly hopeless romantic. I'd probably get all emotional and cry like a bitch if anyone actually did that stuff to me, tbh.
I really don't give a shit that it's the 'new year'. Just want this get past this day and everyone to shut up about it.
[QUOTE=Catscratch;49430504]I really don't give a shit that it's the 'new year'. Just want this get past this day and everyone to shut up about it.[/QUOTE] but it's [img]https://facepunch.com/image.php?u=584117&dateline=1385415276[/img]
For the past month and a bit I have had no light on in my room because the bulb burnt out. I have no idea how to take the light cover thing off :(
I own a gasmask.
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