• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum V2: We're all sinners!
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[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49430665]I own a gasmask.[/QUOTE] That is requirement to use Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49430674]That is requirement to use Facepunch.[/QUOTE] No thanks.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49430674]That is requirement to use Facepunch.[/QUOTE] Is it because we're so toxic?
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49430138]go get her lad this is your year[/QUOTE] Thanks man. I really do feel renewed. My previous relation with my ex broke me apart. She probably stepped outside for a looong smoke, because we whatsapped until this point. She just got home. I'll be seeing her tomorrow and she's staying over for the night. I thought to myself that while it was cheesy to do over the phone, I had to tell her. I'm going to properly ask her tomorrow. Still nervous, even though the answer was a " definitely" but that's all part of the experience. It just feels so ... lively. When you've found a person you connect to on this level. Life becomes bright and full of color again. "Thats deep bruh", I know. But I can't contain my happiness :') she's stunning. Anyway, I wish all of you guys the best. May 2016 bring you good fortune! :D
I hate new years. It's like the year was a bad vhs movie, then in the last few minutes it starts to rewind flashing all of my mistakes on my face before it starts playing all over again
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49430899]Is it because we're so toxic?[/QUOTE] I don't know but when I joined these forums it at least used(or still is?) to be somewhat inside joke about how everyone on Facepunch owned gas mask.
I feel optimistic about the new year too. Something good did come out of the funeral. I met an old friend, my grandparent's neighbor's daughter. Her family came by to pay my grandfather some respect. We used to play a lot back when I was a kid. It just so happens that she goes to the same school as I do. And she graduates this semester too. We didn't get a chance to talk much, but we exchanged numbers. Hopefully we can catch up with each other. It brightened an otherwise depressing day.
[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49430665]I own a gasmask.[/QUOTE] I don't have a problem with gas masks as long as people aren't trying to look super cool wearing them. Honestly, I think the coolness factor people try to pump into those fucking things is so cringy when in reality they're fine by themselves - preferably unworn. The difference is fair admiration and weird escapism.
This is the only gas mask you will ever need. [t]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/22/article-2346655-1A756949000005DC-797_634x743.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Catscratch;49430504]I really don't give a shit that it's the 'new year'. Just want this get past this day and everyone to shut up about it.[/QUOTE] I absolutely hate New Years resolutions. It's an excuse for people to be vocal about the things they want to change about themselves so they can feel the gratification of causing a change without actually causing a change. They always find a cop-out somewhere down the line and quit. This points to an even bigger problem of people procrastinating important changes for themselves. Sure, you can wait a day, a month, or even a year to stop eating like shit, or maybe you can handle it right now? If you have to wait for the new year to make a change in yourself, don't bother. You won't.
[QUOTE=Jarokwa;49431410]I really like hugs but I pretend that I don't.[/QUOTE] I fucking love hugs. I'd hug longer if I could, but I guess that's weird.
[QUOTE=paindoc;49430446]and tbh I'm not crazy about the whole losing my virginity or getting laid thing. I'd like to hold hands, cuddle, or be hugged by a dude I'm super into. I don't like being touched at all by most people, and I dread hugs, but by someone I'm into they all sound so nice. I'm a terribly hopeless romantic. [U]I'd probably get all emotional and cry like a bitch if anyone actually did that stuff to me, tbh.[/U][/QUOTE] D'awww, that's cute AF.
I hate hugs but I tell people I don't mind because everyone else seems to love them and think I'm weird when I deny a hug.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;49432193]D'awww, that's cute AF.[/QUOTE] So is how easily I blush apparently "hey paindoc thats a nice color on you" LIGHT THE BEACON GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
I like cuddling and I hate the fact that cuddling with platonic friends apparently isn't ok
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49432964]I like cuddling and I hate the fact that cuddling with platonic friends apparently isn't ok[/QUOTE] I think that's okay? I'm always the one who has to specify that I'm not okay with that. It's made me think people are being flirtatious when they're meaning platonic cuddles. I can't do platonic cuddles though, idea makes me shudder
I was friends with someone who considered themselves to be something called "otherkin" for two years.
As we stepped into 2016, I realized something. I've always said I'm in no rush to lose my virginity, but for some reason, I now dread the thought of turning 21 with my V-card in the my pocket still.
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49434463]As we stepped into 2016, I realized something. I've always said I'm in no rush to lose my virginity, but for some reason, I now dread the thought of turning 21 with my V-card in the my pocket still.[/QUOTE] That's why I made a resolution this year to stop being single. I ain't leaving my last semester before real college with the V-card intact.
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49434463]As we stepped into 2016, I realized something. I've always said I'm in no rush to lose my virginity, but for some reason, I now dread the thought of turning 21 with my V-card in the my pocket still.[/QUOTE] Once you past 21, you won't give a fuck. Or maybe that's just me, I desire for something more, like an emotionally based relationship, with lots of cuddles and stuff.
Well I'm single now :unimpressed: Back to porn.
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;49434594]Once you past 21, you won't give a fuck. Or maybe that's just me, I desire for something more, like an emotionally based relationship, with lots of cuddles and stuff.[/QUOTE] I want sex [i]and[/i] an emotional based relationship, though they don't necessarily have to need the other
Well I went to a party New Years Eve with the intent of hooking up with someone. Turns out every girl that showed up already had a boyfriend. A friend of mine and I were the only ones that were single. Perhaps Tinder isn't so bad...
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49434630]Well I'm single now :unimpressed: Back to porn.[/QUOTE] Huh~!? What happened? Weren't you just getting it off with your gf??? You can also PM me if you don't want to openly talk about it man.
[QUOTE=LoNer1;49435110]Huh~!? What happened? Weren't you just getting it off with your gf??? You can also PM me if you don't want to openly talk about it man.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4e19kLX.png[/IMG] she played me like a damn fiddle but I fit in with the rest of facepunch now so that's okay
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49435119] but I fit in with the rest of facepunch now so that's okay[/QUOTE] Here's your fedora and gasmask, compliments of the Big G.
Damn. We're here for you man
[QUOTE=Rudevinny;49435348]I dread the idea of a relationship. I think I would fuck it up so I'd rather the person would be with someone who does not fuck shit up.[/QUOTE] pretty much, I doubt I'd ever be able to function in a relationship, what do couples even [I]do[/I]?
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;49435560]pretty much, I doubt I'd ever be able to function in a relationship, what do couples even [I]do[/I]?[/QUOTE] In my experience, it's essentially being best friends with benefits and a bit more cute mush. It's quite nice really [editline]1st January 2016[/editline] I honestly don't get what people fear from relationships. Just literally consider it a new level on the friend roster. All the basic dynamics are the same
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