When he leaves a bottle of water somewhere, take it and fill it with toilet water. Then put it back and watch.
Calmly and constructively ask why he did the things he did.
take a shit in his bed
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under his pillow
[QUOTE=Farm;27156108]Put nair and jizz in his shampoo[/QUOTE]
I would slit your throat if you did this to me.
cut him
but seriously i like the wood table idea
If you kill him and stage it as a suicide, you get straight A's for the semester.
release a dangerous snake into his bed.
I like some of the non-extreme ideas, but I've tried talking to him but he's unreasonable.
[QUOTE=Slayerdude111;27161619]I like some of the non-extreme ideas, but I've tried talking to him but he's unreasonable.[/QUOTE]
maybe you should talk to him in a different way? ie threateningly
Get a new roommate.
If he drinks mountain dew or gatorade, empty the bottles and fill them with antifreeze.
[QUOTE=Slayerdude111;27161619]I like some of the non-extreme ideas, but I've tried talking to him but he's unreasonable.[/QUOTE]
smack him
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in the face
Spike his drink with Laxative?
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Simple but a burning "Ring of Fire" :P
Actually, chop up a chocolate laxative and make chocolate-cookies for him. :buddy:
Put some Ipecac in his favorite drink, mix it up so it blends in and enjoy.
[QUOTE=GunFox;27156311]Before you do anything, I'd suggest setting up a bios level password for your computer.
In addition I'd also still use a windows level password. Any time you leave your machine just push the windows key + L and it will lock your machine. Make it a habit. It keeps anyone from fucking with your stuff. If your computer is on and you aren't in front of it, then it should be locked. ALWAYS.[/QUOTE]
Solid advice. Listen to GunFox.
[QUOTE=Slayerdude111;27156413]He left the room he said he's getting food, and wont be back till like 5:30.
Good idea but he's single.[/QUOTE]
Could I have his number? And you could always pour bleach into his shampoo.
Shit in his cars heater
Post his home address on 4chan when he goes home on break.
[QUOTE=AwesomeCanadian;27164054]Post his home address on 4chan when he goes home on break.[/QUOTE]
I don't think he wants his roommate to receive CP.
[QUOTE=fuwap-bab;27157209]piss on all of his stuff, never tell him about it or own up to it. just deny it and agree with him whenever he says how messed up it is. works like a charm[/QUOTE]
I like the deny and agree.
[QUOTE=Peter Chao;27164090]I don't think he wants his roommate to receive CP.[/QUOTE]
If that was true, millions of pedos would post their address on 4chan
what did you end up doing op?
[QUOTE=austen508;27185074]what did you end up doing op?[/QUOTE]
He died.
[QUOTE=austen508;27185074]what did you end up doing op?[/QUOTE]
Well, I set a password on my computer. I did nothing to him yet, I don't know what to do.
Cut his dick off and slap the shit out of him with it.
[QUOTE=Slayerdude111;27185300]Well, I set a password on my computer. I did nothing to him yet, I don't know what to do.[/QUOTE]
Make a guest account on the computer, make it open a web browser on start up, set homepage to shock images on your hard drive.
OP does he have his own computer?
If so, change the start up sound for his computer to something EAR RAPINGLY LOUD and turn up his speakers all the way.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYsq4fqbMG8[/media]
[QUOTE=Slayerdude111;27185300]Well, I set a password on my computer. I did nothing to him yet, I don't know what to do.[/QUOTE]
i think you should start off with the nair and cum shampoo
Change the language of his keyboard layout.
Also, you can do this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso[/media]
Doing pranks with your own cum/piss/shit is just vile . . . I don't know how you would live with yourself.
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