• Fights
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[QUOTE=:v:;32168465]well m8 i wuz juz hnging wif da m8s on da stret coner na wut im syin? den dis old wnker wlkd pst me like n he said hello and i waz like wtf m8 u strtin on me? u fucin strtin m8? il fckin deck ya m8 if ya dun fak aff he juiz said he wus on his way ta wrk and dat he wuz juz tryin ta be nice n i wuz lak wtf m8 u fckin wana go m8? u strtin? n den me n ma 15 mawddawg chav m8s beat dat old wniker t0 death wif a brick like. he fucing strtd it like lak who da fck does he fink he is m8? sayin hello to me the mawd dog like me n ma m8s sure showd him like if ya fckin fink yur hard fckin m33t me irl il fukn kck yur haed in m8 ma adres is 46 dole road n ma fckin p0st code is yt55chavyfucker meet ma irl m8 if ya fink u cn beat me lik im da maddst dawg in ma estate lik cme on den m8 u fckn sttring m8?[/QUOTE] There's so many red lines under all that, it feels like my eyes are bleeding.
[QUOTE=Cone;32168495]There's so many red lines under all that, it feels like my eyes are bleeding.[/QUOTE] u strating m8 il f4kin deck ya mucker u dun knw hoo i knw lak fght me irl il get ma big brufer aftr u m8 if ur slabberin bout me mcker ill fckin do u m8 ill do u u stritin fgt me like [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32160321]I never got in any fistfights but I had my share of breaking up fights.[/QUOTE] u strtin lyk? il fckin ghet my bruvar on u m8 [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=:v:;32168465]well m8 i wuz juz hnging wif da m8s on da stret coner na wut im syin? den dis old wnker wlkd pst me like n he said hello and i waz like wtf m8 u strtin on me? u fucin strtin m8? il fckin deck ya m8 if ya dun fak aff he juiz said he wus on his way ta wrk and dat he wuz juz tryin ta be nice n i wuz lak wtf m8 u fckin wana go m8? u strtin? n den me n ma 15 mawddawg chav m8s beat dat old wniker t0 death wif a brick like. he fucing strtd it like lak who da fck does he fink he is m8? sayin hello to me the mawd dog like me n ma m8s sure showd him like if ya fckin fink yur hard fckin m33t me irl il fukn kck yur haed in m8 ma adres is 46 dole road n ma fckin p0st code is yt55chavyfucker meet ma irl m8 if ya fink u cn beat me lik im da maddst dawg in ma estate lik cme on den m8 u fckn sttring m8?[/QUOTE] i live in council house ville if ya wnna fyt
Due to my chances of winning being fairly slim I tend to do my best to avoid them.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32168807]Due to my chances of winning being fairly slim I tend to do my best to avoid them.[/QUOTE] ya fuckin beta m8 or il sort ya out lyk /sarcasm
Since i grew up in England, when i went to highschool i was picked on for a Posh accent. Anyway, some buttnut starts mocking me and going "Ooh, Look at me! I'm Called Sylvia! I wave like the queen." so i kicked him in the shin. He went to choke hold me and i think i twisted his ankle and kicked him to the floor. I'm suprised nobody has talked about it to me since. I do remember looking at him and really poshly going "Piss off." Why do i have such a posh accent?
A while ago, I was discussing punch ups with a couple of people at work. I work with this BIG-ASS guy called nick, and he recommended the following: If you can, cup your palms slightly and bring them down on the ears as hard as you can. If you do it just right, the pressure can burst the eardrums and incapacitate your opponent pretty much instantly. I tried this once in a fight outside this alternative club I go to. A couple of guys where trying to pick a fight with a transvestite and me and two others tried to help. They singled me out as the smallest, one grabbed me, Done the ear thing, he instantly lets go and starts screaming that he's deaf. Not an amazing victory, but still.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;32168926]A while ago, I was discussing punch ups with a couple of people at work. I work with this BIG-ASS guy called nick, and he recommended the following: If you can, cup your palms slightly and bring them down on the ears as hard as you can. If you do it just right, the pressure can burst the eardrums and incapacitate your opponent pretty much instantly. I tried this once in a fight outside this alternative club I go to. A couple of guys where trying to pick a fight with a transvestite and me and two others tried to help. They singled me out as the smallest, one grabbed me, Done the ear thing, he instantly lets go and starts screaming that he's deaf. Not an amazing victory, but still.[/QUOTE]m8 try day on me innit and see wut happens innit oi faggot id clean drop you innit innit u cnt even fight innit pussy innit smckin some bois ears innit u cnt fight innit lyk
[QUOTE=nimaratu;32168899]Since i grew up in England, when i went to highschool i was picked on for a Posh accent. Anyway, some buttnut starts mocking me and going "Ooh, Look at me! I'm Called Sylvia! I wave like the queen." so i kicked him in the shin. He went to choke hold me and i think i twisted his ankle and kicked him to the floor. I'm suprised nobody has talked about it to me since. I do remember looking at him and really poshly going "Piss off." Why do i have such a posh accent?[/QUOTE] Im the same, I have some kind of posh accent when I talk normally. I never got picked on if though [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=:v:;32169013]m8 try day on me innit and see wut happens innit oi faggot id clean drop you innit innit u cnt even fight innit pussy innit smckin some bois ears innit u cnt fight innit lyk[/QUOTE] Please stop
What people post here: "So yeah this douchebag was pissing me off and wouldn't stop pissing me off in front of my GF (who's also the hottest girls in school), so I told him to fuck off but he called 6 of his loser friends to fight me so I roundhouse kicked two of them through the wall, then palm-striked the other 3 and finished off the last one with a precisely aimed drop kick". What actually happened: Gets called a nerd, pushed against the wall and then punched in the stomach when he tries to fight back, then lays there sobbing in the corner in front of everyone. Alternatively the two grab each other's hair and start pulling, making whiny, high-pitched noises and crying, they end up on the ground in the most pathetic show ever witnessed by the human eye until some girls come by and pull them apart.
[QUOTE=cr2142;32169061]Im the same, I have some kind of posh accent when I talk normally. I never got picked on if though [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] Please stop[/QUOTE] That's how 95% of people where I live type. If you seen my Facebook it would make you lose faith in humanity. This kind of shit makes me hate Northern Ireland. [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=acds;32169181]What people post here: "So yeah this douchebag was pissing me off and wouldn't stop pissing me off in front of my GF (who's also the hottest girls in school), so I told him to fuck off but he called 6 of his loser friends to fight me so I roundhouse kicked two of them through the wall, then palm-striked the other 3 and finished off the last one with a precisely aimed drop kick". What actually happened: Gets called a nerd, pushed against the wall and then punched in the stomach when he tries to fight back, then lays there sobbing in the corner in front of everyone. Alternatively the two grab each other's hair and start pulling, making whiny, high-pitched noises and crying, they end up on the ground in the most pathetic show ever witnessed by the human eye until some girls come by and pull them apart.[/QUOTE] THIS! OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS!
So far,i have solved things only verbally...Talking myself out,but there's people that are simply ''Immune to reason''
The fighting is tearing us all apart.
[QUOTE=znk666;32169423]So far,i have solved things only verbally...Talking myself out,but there's people that are simply ''Immune to reason''[/QUOTE] It is so much fun to destroy someone with words if they deserved it.
[QUOTE=nimaratu;32168899]Since i grew up in England, when i went to highschool i was picked on for a Posh accent. Anyway, some buttnut starts mocking me and going "Ooh, Look at me! I'm Called Sylvia! I wave like the queen." so i kicked him in the shin. He went to choke hold me and i think i twisted his ankle and kicked him to the floor. I'm suprised nobody has talked about it to me since. I do remember looking at him and really poshly going "Piss off." Why do i have such a posh accent?[/QUOTE] At least you have an [I]English[/I] accent. I sound like I'm from Texas.
Most people liked me in high school (not popular but everyone knew me and I got along with most people) so I did not get into many fights, the few i got into were for good reasons, and mostly even fights with no real winner or loser. What makes me mad is when two people push each other and yell and then claim they got in a fight and "would have kicked that guys ass" that is not fighting that is a bitch fit.
Today some dude was getting picked on because he came out the closet, I didn't really know him that well but I knew that he just came out to some of his friends and the word spread around school. It was one dude and his friends picking on him in class and shit, so I decided to talk to one of them. Dude said that homosexuality was fucked up, and that it's like against nature or some shit. I felt his crotch. Fucking amazing, because you know what I was doing? At my school, if you don't throw the first punch, you won't get punished. It's just fighting back. The dude punched me straight in my jaw, and I just looked back at him, kicked his shin in, and knee'd that fucker right in his mouth. Needless to say he's suspended and I have a new friend today.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;32168926]A while ago, I was discussing punch ups with a couple of people at work. I work with this BIG-ASS guy called nick, and he recommended the following: If you can, cup your palms slightly and bring them down on the ears as hard as you can. If you do it just right, the pressure can burst the eardrums and incapacitate your opponent pretty much instantly. [/QUOTE] no. that kills them from internal bleeding.
[QUOTE=homemade.;32169576]no. that kills them from internal bleeding.[/QUOTE] Not to mention you are going to be spreading your arms outwards, so if the guy is good at fighting, is ready for it, or you miss, you are going to get a punch right to the unprotected stomach (try having someone punch you in the stomach when you are tightening up, and then again with your arms outwards, you get punched like that and you won't be moving for a while).
all my fights go like "you wanna mess" "you wanna mess, bitch" "you wanna start sum beef" "don't give me that sass boy" "..." and then nothing really happens except for a staredown
[QUOTE=Mon;32169649]all my fights go like "you wanna mess" "you wanna mess, bitch" "you wanna start sum beef" "don't give me that sass boy" "..." and then nothing really happens except for a staredown[/QUOTE] I could never say "wanna start sum beef" seriously
I tackled a kid once because he is this scrawny 4'6 tall kid who will not leave me alone. I've made it perfectly clear that I don't like him at all, yet still he insists that he must make me look like an ass in front of everyone. He tries to spread rumors and shit like that, so I just got fed up one day and tackled him into a wall. It honestly felt really good, and because I've complained about him before to the principle, I didn't get into any trouble for it.
My favorite line that started a fight with me is when some guy wanted to fight and called me a pussy, I replied "You are what you eat, dick" simple but pissed him off so much
There was one little shit in my old school who started shit when we had a supply teacher in, insults about family, myself etc, called him a pathetic little fuck. He got nuts, punched me, I layed the little shit out in the class, rest of the morons pulled me off him. Anyway, On the way home my dad asked where he lived, we were heading towards the bus stop where he got off. I saw him on the sidewalk, my dad pulls the car up onto the sidewalk, I get out and lay him out again. The little shit got onto the police and spewed some bullshit about my Father grabbing him, gave a terrible description saying our car was purple (very dark blue) and my dad had a loop ear ring in (ears not even pierced). Long story short, gave statement at police station, nothing happened, got pulled out of shitty school the day after and moved to a really nice one. I can still remember the little cunt blubbing as he ran home stumbling constantly :v:
On the trip away in year 6. Kid keeps getting in my face all week. two days left, he pushes me to the brink. Punch him in face and break his nose. Now in year 12 look at him. Crooked nose and absoloutely hench. best buddies.
[QUOTE=Cone;32167231]I seriously thought that was going to turn into Bel-Air for a minute there.[/QUOTE] Hah, didn't think about it when I wrote it down, but I can see it now :v:
One time, I hit a guy in the face in school.
[QUOTE=:v:;32168628]u strating m8 il f4kin deck ya mucker u dun knw hoo i knw lak fght me irl il get ma big brufer aftr u m8 if ur slabberin bout me mcker ill fckin do u m8 ill do u u stritin fgt me like [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] u strtin lyk? il fckin ghet my bruvar on u m8 [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] i live in council house ville if ya wnna fyt[/QUOTE] Aren't there rules against terrible grammar on Facepunch? Use your other keys, that just hurts my eyes.
Hit hardest first time to roll the credits without delay. [editline]8th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=acds;32169646]Not to mention you are going to be spreading your arms outwards, so if the guy is good at fighting, is ready for it, or you miss, you are going to get a punch right to the unprotected stomach (try having someone punch you in the stomach when you are tightening up, and then again with your arms outwards, you get punched like that and you won't be moving for a while).[/QUOTE] You are supposed to start with a punch on the nose or sternum. Then proceed for eardrum kill.
Never got into a fight, never intend to. I'm a scrawny fuck, if someone tried to kick my ass I'd probably die.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;32170585]Never got into a fight, never intend to. I'm a scrawny fuck, if someone tried to kick my ass I'd probably die.[/QUOTE] This is not a bad thing, I regret 90% of the fights I have been in
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