[QUOTE=Cone;32184505]Your dad sounds awesome. Does he by any chance drink lots of hard alcohol and look like he came from the 50's?[/QUOTE]
My dad IS awesome. And no, he doesn't drink alot, if at all. He dresses half work, half casual though. We get along great, I am a mirror image of him, in personality. I am proud to be his son.
Okay so today and yesterday, this guy was like, fucking stalking me, he has white hair, is a complete faggot, and he was following me like in all the breaks, and if I told him to fuck off, he would say "trololo", I had enough of it, and I pushed him, kicked him and punched him in the stomach. Then he went away. I mean, what the fuck. I just hope he doesn't tell his father (Who is a teacher on the same school on I am on), else I will probably get in major trouble.
[QUOTE=Staneh;32196296]Okay so today and yesterday, this guy was like, fucking stalking me, he has white hair, is a complete faggot, and he was following me like in all the breaks, and if I told him to fuck off, he would say "trololo", I had enough of it, and I pushed him, kicked him and punched him in the stomach. Then he went away. I mean, what the fuck. I just hope he doesn't tell his father (Who is a teacher on the same school on I am on), else I will probably get in major trouble.[/QUOTE]
He was actually saying "Wololo"...
And his attempts to convert you into an angry person was successful.
No, he didn't try that. He was just plain annoying to me. He only has 1 real friend, and if that friend is not there he will follow me because he thinks I am his friend.
And he did say trololo, because he knows what it means, he games alot.
Well if he only has 1 other real friend why don't you be his friend instead of being a cunt?
Seriously when I was in school all I wanted was to have a few decent friends. But it usually turned out they either used me, or they just started ignoring me after a while so they could hang around with the "A" crowd.
I'm really sorry but this guy is a fucking prick, hes 13, and he pretends to be an enderman of minecraft. I mean, what the fuck. No. I don't want to be his friend if he pretends to be a fucking animal in minecraft.
[QUOTE=Staneh;32197353]I'm really sorry but this guy is a fucking prick, hes 13, and he pretends to be an enderman of minecraft. I mean, what the fuck. No. I don't want to be his friend if he pretends to be a fucking animal in minecraft.[/QUOTE]
My one socially awkward friend used to pretend he was a raptor, back in intermediate school. Really nice though, but then he got into sports, and we sorta just drifted apart, because the main focus of our friendship was videogames.
I miss him.
I got in a fight yesterday. :downs:
I was walking outside of college, as per usual just checking i had my books - Flicking my hair, checking notes. And suddenly one of the people i despise runs up to me. She was pretty much bragging about how she was going to graduate and i wasn't. That bullshit.
I threatened her and she continued - So i stood on her foot, Thwacked her over the head with my books and kneed her in the gut. Feeling pretty epic i just walked off. Two minutes later she runs up behind me and kicks me down the stairs. I got a black eye and a burst lip. Not too much, i could just sit it out. It was a little scuffle. Or as facepunch could call it - A bitchfight.
5 Hair pulling, biting, scratching minutes later she was lying down saying she was sorry - And she agreed she wouldn't press charges since she taunted me. I think i just made a friend.
That was actually better than it was. I mean, it looked better in writing.
In junior high, there was a kid who harassed me and my friends pretty often. At one point, he kicked me in the shin and I started crying.
Then I did a silly dance, flipped him off, and kicked him back. He laughed his ass off.
Never been in another fight
Can't get into a fight if you avoid everyone and everything. I'm such a winner.
I prefer to solve my problems with words, but when that hasn't worked I've been in a few fights.
This one time around 6th grade this random kid walked up to me and randomly asked me to fight him during recess. I don't know why, but I'm pretty husky and I usually don't fight, so I'm guessing he thought I was weak and that he could beat me to make himself look strong. I simply told him no and he walked away.
Then the week later I find out that he was spreading rumors that he kicked my ass.
What. The. Hell.
This one kid in the 1st grade kept telling me to lean my chair back. When I did, he would push me over and I would fall to the floor. One day he was learning back, so I pushed his chair back to get revenge.
I got suspended for a week.
[editline]10th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32211196]I prefer to solve my problems with words, but when that hasn't worked I've been in a few fights.[/QUOTE]
The only words I used to solve problems are "fight me you fucking fucker"
this one time during winter I was outside school and this douche was throwing snowballs at me,I told him to stop,but he kept throwing,so I ran after him. I'm a fat slow fuck,he's a little skinny shit,so it's difficult for me to catch him,but my friend caught him by the arm. I caught up and threw a running punch that tossed him to the ground,while he was on the ground he started calling me names and I hit him with my leg somewhere in the neck or chest or something and he goes home crying.
The last fight I had was back when I lived in Philadelphia before moving out. It was a hot afternoon, me and some bros decided to shoot some hoops straight after school, just some harmless fun. Anyway, we had been playing for a while when I missed a shot, the ball bounced back off the hoop towards a group of guys listening to music. Typical gangsters, baggy pants, gold chains and shit, but these guys weren't all talk. Apparently they thought they had a reason to beat my ass down to the curb, so I seriously had no choice. I tried reasoning, but that didn't do much. Luckily my bros helped me and we had like a 2 minute brawl or something before the fuzz showed up. Everybody split and I went straight home since I was bruised. My mother flipped shit and ultimately decided that I should move away, since those guys were from a bigger gang in my area and she thought my life was at stake. So I moved to my uncle's place. And yeah, that's how I became the prince of Bel Air.
[QUOTE=Sodapop;32212046]The last fight I had was back when I lived in Philadelphia before moving out. It was a hot afternoon, me and some bros decided to shoot some hoops straight after school, just some harmless fun. Anyway, we had been playing for a while when I missed a shot, the ball bounced back off the hoop towards a group of guys listening to music. Typical gangsters, baggy pants, gold chains and shit, but these guys weren't all talk. Apparently they thought they had a reason to beat my ass down to the curb, so I seriously had no choice. I tried reasoning, but that didn't do much. Luckily my bros helped me and we had like a 2 minute brawl or something before the fuzz showed up. Everybody split and I went straight home since I was bruised. My mother flipped shit and ultimately decided that I should move away, since those guys were from a bigger gang in my area and she thought my life was at stake. So I moved to my uncle's place. And yeah, that's how I became the prince of Bel Air.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cone;32167231]I seriously thought that was going to turn into Bel-Air for a minute there.[/QUOTE]
Damn it, now that feels less funny.
Alright, My 7th grade year (3 days before the end of the school year -.-) some asshole decided he wanted to hard in front of his minions. "Aye Billy, You a bitch" (Billys my nickname :p) So my response is, Do I know you? Seriously I didnt even know his name. Later found out is was Javone. But, anyway,There was an argument as we were walking down the hallway and he decides to do one of those little intimidation punches where they dont hit you but pretend to. So my reaction is to push him, Then say the words "Cmon bitch, Ill give you the first hit...No one ever takes the first hit offer...He did. He gets a decent hit and grabs my Polo collar and hits me once more. So i grab him by his collar and we are repeatedly hitting eachother, Almost, Taking turns. So this lasts for a good 3 minutes and finally Ms.Racich (A nice teacher with a polish accent) Tries to break it up, I was raised to have respect towards adults so I said somthing like "Aye, Stop this shit is done" He hits me once more..I then throw the first headbutt of my life knocking him down and smacking his head against a wall. After that i was a little shaken from the fight, But before I was escorted to the office (where I was later Expelled) people told me I was creepily smiling. Well, If youre ever in this situation, Just ignore douchebags like "Javone". Just focus on School.
[QUOTE=wilolato;32212826]-Srs Business here-[/QUOTE]
Lol, I doubt you got expelled.
[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;32212892]Lol, I doubt you got expelled.[/QUOTE] I was already up for expultion for a racial slur toward a jewish teacher that was written in a 3124 year old text book. But because i was the current owner that must mean i can be the only suspect (sarcasm)
[QUOTE=wilolato;32212935]I was already up for expultion for a racial slur toward a jewish teacher that was written in a 3124 year old text book. But because i was the current owner that must mean i can be the only suspect (sarcasm)[/QUOTE]
That sentence made no sense whatsoever...........at all.
[editline]lol[/editline]
Oh Wait Now I get it.
[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;32213000]That sentence made no sense whatsoever...........at all.[/QUOTE] Ugh in simplest terms. I Supposedly wrote that my home ec teacher was a "Dumb fucking Jew whore" Ina text book.
[QUOTE=nimaratu;32210408]I got in a fight yesterday. :downs:
I was walking outside of college, as per usual just checking i had my books - Flicking my hair, checking notes. And suddenly one of the people i despise runs up to me. She was pretty much bragging about how she was going to graduate and i wasn't. That bullshit.
I threatened her and she continued - So i stood on her foot, Thwacked her over the head with my books and kneed her in the gut. Feeling pretty epic i just walked off. Two minutes later she runs up behind me and kicks me down the stairs. I got a black eye and a burst lip. Not too much, i could just sit it out. It was a little scuffle. Or as facepunch could call it - A bitchfight.
5 Hair pulling, biting, scratching minutes later she was lying down saying she was sorry - And she agreed she wouldn't press charges since she taunted me. I think i just made a friend.
That was actually better than it was. I mean, it looked better in writing.[/QUOTE]
Good job, you just randomly attacked someone for talking to you.
[QUOTE=acds;32169181]What people post here: "So yeah this douchebag was pissing me off and wouldn't stop pissing me off in front of my GF (who's also the hottest girls in school), so I told him to fuck off but he called 6 of his loser friends to fight me so I roundhouse kicked two of them through the wall, then palm-striked the other 3 and finished off the last one with a precisely aimed drop kick".
What actually happened: Gets called a nerd, pushed against the wall and then punched in the stomach when he tries to fight back, then lays there sobbing in the corner in front of everyone. Alternatively the two grab each other's hair and start pulling, making whiny, high-pitched noises and crying, they end up on the ground in the most pathetic show ever witnessed by the human eye until some girls come by and pull them apart.[/QUOTE]
I laughed so hard. This is funnier than anything in LMAO pics thread.
[QUOTE=wilolato;32212935]I was already up for [b]expulsion[/b] for a racial slur toward a jewish teacher that was written in a 3124 year old text book. But because i was the current owner that must mean i can be the only suspect (sarcasm)[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;32171609]Excuse me but did you actually grope his crotch, isn't that inciting violence since he obviously stated he is homophobic you decide to aggravate him?[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Best way to get him to hit me based on the information I had gained.
This one time I got attacked by 5 guys.
[editline]11th September 2011[/editline]
So yeah, they beat me up.
[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;32194276]I find this story exteamly funny for some strange reason.[/QUOTE]
I think it was "Out of nowhere an obese kid slams into us both knocking us onto the floor and dissappeared suddenly."
:v:.
The last time I got in a fight I got 8 months in juvenile detention. I've decided nothing is really worth getting in a fight over, I'm not going in to details with my situation, as it's not very believable over the internet and it does nothing for my character.
I'll just leave this tidbit of wisdom, which most of FP has probably matured enough to realize.
When you're thinking of getting in fight (outside of necessary immediate self defence) here are the (typically)best/worst case scenarios.
Worst case scenario; you're going to get stomped, end up in a hospital, may end up in jail, maybe even die, your ego will be shattered, and you will not feel safe around any form of hostility.
Best case scenario; you're going to beat the shit out of him, you're going to make him feel like a piece of shit and you're going to bloody and possibly break your knuckles, (these injuries cause pain that lasts for months, I've been there.), you're going to look impressive to simple people and simple to impressive people.
Don't know why I felt like typing all this up, but whatever.
If anyone tries to fight me, I swiftly go behind them and bear hug them- and I can do a good bear hug.
When I let go and they just shuffle away wheezing, I say 'Don't like rough love'?
I don't fight, I never punch/kick or anything, so I only ever hug. Bad thing about it is that when there are about 2-3 of them, hugging doesn't do shit, so I flee.
Ive never actually purposefully hit somebody in my life.
There's been alot of times when ive wanted to, however.
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