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[QUOTE=Cane Corso;40940656]You will never [i]have to[/i] fight When you relinquish those feelings and manifest them by beating up on somebody else it only shows everyone around you that you can't handle your own feelings and that you need other people to help you handle them; not to mention justifying it by saying that you have to fight makes everyone look and say "Ooh the big manly man can't even handle his own internal conflicts, because he feels obligated to do that." Just grow up and don't do it.[/QUOTE] I think he means in a situation where you are cornered and have no chance of escape. Also if I was to walk down the street and see somebody being attacked despite showing no will to fight, I would definitely step in.

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40939416]Never pee in the pool from the diving board.[/QUOTE] avatar fits

Sex isn't all that amazing, don't make it like a life mission to lose your virginity.

It's always nice to believe in something, so make it your life mission to get your virginity back.

When fapping, take your time and enjoy the experience.

[QUOTE=Ardosos;40930121]Never make eye contact when talking to someone, they will assume that you are challenging their dominance and treat you accordingly. I found that out the hard way.[/QUOTE] If you're talking to someone dense enough to think they even [i]have[/i] 'dominance,' challenge it. We're not dogs, alpha means fuck-all. I used to buy into the whole alpha/beta bullshit but it's not worth thinking that way, you'll only judge yourself harshly and try to measure up to perceived expectations only you can see.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;40919084]If you want a fulfilled life, have your 'midlife crisis' in your early 20s.[/QUOTE] EDIT: Did a little looking around, turns out that it may have been an Existential Crisis, because i spent 2-3 years pondering about life and death, the afterlife, the meaning of life, etc. Hit me really hard, it drove me into a depression.

Be a gentleman.

Make goals, then immediately replace them with plans.

[QUOTE=Cane Corso;40880682]Learn to drink coffee like a man. If you put a ton of milk/sugar in it and you feel like it doesn't wake you up, try drinking it black. No badass ever drank his coffee with milk/sugar in it.[/QUOTE] Once you go black, you ain't going back.

Cleaning you nasal cavity everyday with water makes you less prone to ailments like common cold.

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40955030]When fapping, take your time and enjoy the experience.[/QUOTE] When wanking, don't always use the same hand, otherwise your cock won't always point forward when flaccid.

[QUOTE=James xX;40959490]When wanking, don't always use the same hand, otherwise your cock won't always point forward when flaccid.[/QUOTE] I don't know if that applies to me because one of my nuts sag lower than the other

If something goes wrong with you and your partner, sort it out as quickly as possible and in person. If this fails, it isn't worth it.

[QUOTE=James xX;40959490]When wanking, don't always use the same hand, otherwise your cock won't always point forward when flaccid.[/QUOTE] also don't masturbate straight up or you will have a hard time getting your dick horizontal i just found out a few weeks ago that your dick isn't supposed to be at an 80 degree angle so now i kind of have to force it down (so it's perpendicular to my body) when i wank so when it's finally time i'll be ready instead of having it hurt when she tries to move it down

[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;40962207]I don't know if that applies to me because one of my nuts sag lower than the other[/QUOTE] They're suppose to, if they were on the same height they would hurt when sitting.

[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;40962207]I don't know if that applies to me because one of my nuts sag lower than the other[/QUOTE] That's normal. Yes it does apply to you.

clean your laminate flooring with white vinegar and hot water (diluted) solution and a microfiber spray mop, not a mop and bucket because otherwise water will seep into the joins and allow buckling.

[QUOTE=James xX;40959490]When wanking, don't always use the same hand, otherwise your cock won't always point forward when flaccid.[/QUOTE] ... Uh oh

[QUOTE=Cane Corso;40880682]Learn to drink coffee like a man. If you put a ton of milk/sugar in it and you feel like it doesn't wake you up, try drinking it black. No badass ever drank his coffee with milk/sugar in it.[/QUOTE] milked > black bcuz milk makes the caffeine last longer and milk makes the coffee easier on your insides. drink with milk if you have problems with your liver.

It's believed that you replace half of your friends every 7 years with new ones so although loosing a friend is never fun, don't let it get you down, as you will soon find someone else with whom you can be friends.

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;40850716]If you have a milk carton like this: [IMG]http://www.staticwhich.co.uk/media/images/in-content2/milk-carton-261986.jpg[/IMG] Pierce a hole in the back above the milk line. When you pour the milk it won't keep stopping and starting, sloshing everywhere. It will come out in a nice flow.[/QUOTE] You can do same thing for beers too. Get a can of beer turn it upside down put a hole in the bottom. Open it and drink fast. Easy way to get very wasted.

The only way to live the dream is to realise you already are living the dream. My dad told me that. I wrote it into a song.

Don't be afraid of women, they are people just like you or me. I used to be really shy and never talked to any girl for fear of being made fun of and then I learned this from a psychologist that I saw due to my social anxiety. It really helped being told this simple thing.

To catch a housefly with your hands you should wait for it to land near you and slowly move your hand over it. When you're about an inch away from it just simply clench your hand together quickly without moving towards the fly. The sudden movement will startle the fly that will just fly straight into your palm. If you move your hand down to get it you'll most likely just knock it away or the air will push it.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;40993866]be very afraid of women they are satan's mistresses[/QUOTE] Especially my ex. I'm pretty sure she is the unholy spawn of Satan.

[QUOTE=Animosus;40962241]If something goes wrong with you and your partner, sort it out as quickly as possible and in person. If this fails, it isn't worth it.[/QUOTE] Going on a break also rarely works [SUB][SUB]:([/SUB][/SUB]

Always have in mind that money is made to be used.

When the pigs try to get at you, park it like its hot.

when the pimps in the crib ma, drop it like its hot