Use alcohol instead of deodorant. Even if you sweat afterwards it still smells like nothing.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;40993914]Especially my ex. I'm pretty sure she is the unholy spawn of Satan.[/QUOTE]
but you went out with her
[QUOTE=Mobon1;40997954]but you went out with her[/QUOTE]
She was probably hot as hell
make sure you courtesy flush
be kind to every girl you know pre puberty.
I wish i knew this when i was younger.
[B]Never give everything to someone who won't give everything to you.[/B] I was dating this girl during my university interviews. She applied to Cambridge and I applied to Oxford but she wasn't too confident about herself and was certain that she would make it into her insurance choice which was UCL instead.
Being the infatuated, spineless woman-pleaser I was at the time, I purposely held back (and failed) my Oxford interview and landed a offer in Imperial just to be in London with her (she didn't do long distance, mind you).
Turns out a few weeks later she started getting feelings for somebody else and she broke it off. Coincidentally the break happened on the 21st December 2012 which is not anything to write home about but I never thought the whole 2012 thing would have any significance in my life.
Like seriously, don't make your whole world revolve around any one person until you're ready to commit the whole way. Especially when you're still young- it's a lesson I can't stress enough.
[QUOTE=Flash_Fire;40994124]Going on a break also rarely works
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I'm with you on that, we tried it. Next thing I know, she is going out with someone else a week later.
8 months on, I'm still feeling the effects from it.
:<
[editline]13th June 2013[/editline]
Make sure to get enough sleep, especially if you have had a history of a bad stomach.
[QUOTE=Sprelle;40994277]Always have in mind that money is made to be used.[/QUOTE]
This Is a problem for me even in games.
Also
Don't be afraid of mistakes or failing for that is the best way to learn. To invent something great you must first invent 1000 useless things.
[QUOTE=Sprelle;40994277]Always have in mind that money is made to be used.[/QUOTE]
Having said that, know your limits. Money is meant to be spent within your means. Don't put yourself in a situation where you're accruing excessive debt and make sure you have your bases covered with monthly expenses.
If you ever have the option to, ask your dentist to put in permanent retainers, they don't get in the way and they're no hassle compared to normal retainers.
So the theme is now dental work? Aha!
Take care of your teeth.
If not they'll fucking hurt and you'll become a bitter piece of shit cunt.
Don't visit this website called ''Facepunch.com''
[QUOTE=SGTenima123;41018515]Don't visit this website called ''Facepunch.com''[/QUOTE]
Don't listen to this advice, kids
Always be nice to the people who cook your food.
[QUOTE=Mobon1;40997954]but you went out with her[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;40998030]She was probably hot as hell[/QUOTE]
She was hot but I was convinced that she was really nice and overlooked all her bad traits. When she stole my credit card and bought a thousand dollar necklace while I was a poor student, I broke up with her and sued. I won, but she is trying to make my life hell now.
[QUOTE=Seriousshakey;41020876]Always be nice to the people who cook your food.[/QUOTE]
This is true, people who are being obnoxious and rude has no rights to be served.
I always gave people 1 chance to be polite and when they didn't, i gave them dry bread instead of the meal.
Shit was so fun when i was working as a chef in the military.
dont trust FP's IRL tips
When crossing the road, the red man also means *go*.
Learn to take small steps. I heard a story about a guy who wanted to start running, he had everything he needed to start, he just couldn't do it. So a guy told him "What's the smallest thing you can do to help you on the way to start running?" the guy said "Well I guess I could start wearing my running shoes around the house." And so he did, and it turns out, it was the small push he needed before he eventually started running for real and came to do it daily.
don't take small steps when running though or you will die
Know when to take small steps and learn to take them. Although sometimes you will need to take large steps. Like fleeing from a murderer.
Read the book How to Eat to Live by Elijah Muhammad if you want to live longer.
Or you know, you could just choose to die at the same age as most people.
Try to recognise wisdom, no matter where it comes from.
For example, I learned how to navigate by the stars from my Grandad, who was a sailor. I learned how to win (cheat) at poker and draw from my mother, who is a doctor specialising in audiology. I learned how to cook a decent meal and how to mend clothing from my father, who is a cab driver And I learned a lot about Greek philosophers from a homeless guy who called himself "Flup".
do not let your retarded friend whose never drank before have an entire bottle of vodka because you will find them dead after they've faceplanted upon having to pry open the porta potty with a crowbar
A 46 year old garbage man with life experience is leagues smarter than a 26 year old student with 2 PhDs simply because of life experience.
Revenge solves everything, if black magic is your thing.
Learn to forgive. Hate and anger poisons your soul.
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;41030538]Learn to forgive. Hate and anger poisons your soul.[/QUOTE]
Make peace with your past.
The yellow light means drive faster.
Focus on the good things, not the bad things.
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