Try to enjoy and immerse yourself in the little things in life like making tea, cleaning, etc. it really helps your overall outlook and mood. They seem more like play than work if you try to enjoy them.
Fasten [U]and tug[/U] your seatbelt before turning on the car.
It might just save your life once.
[QUOTE=gaminji;41029692]A 46 year old garbage man with life experience is leagues smarter than a 26 year old student with 2 PhDs simply because of life experience.[/QUOTE]
no he isn't
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better IRL tip: there is a natural genetic aristocracy
[QUOTE=Murkrow;41032694]Fasten [U]and tug[/U] your seatbelt before turning on the car.
It might just save your life once.[/QUOTE]
Don't tug. The seatbelt is designed to stretch when you tug on it, to decrease the deceleration when you slam on the breaks. If you tug on it, you stretch it, and you could deform it and render the seatbelt unsafe.
Make sure you're living a happy and meaningful life before you try and live an extraordinarily long one.
breathe
fuck, you made me start breathing manually now
[QUOTE=cucumber;41036576]breathe[/QUOTE]
Don't forget to also blink.
Don't be black.
Always meet a stranger with a warm and positive attitude, it's true what they say about the first impression.
I'll never forget what my father told me on his death bed.
If you want to avoid the hassle of unwanted boners stick a tampon up your ass and tie the string around your penis.
Nobody ever died from a left turn on red.
One thing that definitely hurts more than the effort of working towards your dream is the regrets you'll have when you realize you never even tried.
Never break into an abandoned building without scouting around the area first. You may accidentally find a meth lab
don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
check your privilege
Don't try to over-take a bus by driving on the pavement.
Drink water regularly and don't drown your brain by drinking too much.
[QUOTE=Arcturus;41037424]One thing that definitely hurts more than the effort of working towards your dream is the regrets you'll have when you realize you never even tried.[/QUOTE]
Nah, I'm pretty sure most people would feel less regret having never attempted to reach their dreams than losing their basic livelihood and financial security over something they probably weren't going to attain anyway.
use your god damn fucking turn signals you uncultured swines
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please
Don't go to America, and then correct all the Americanisms. They find it really annoying. Also, try to remember that [I]you're[/I] the foreigner in a foreign country. Don't be a cunt abroad, is what I'm trying to say here.
[QUOTE=twatbagg;41040500]Don't go to America, and then correct all the Americanisms. They find it really annoying. Also, try to remember that [I]you're[/I] the foreigner in a foreign country. Don't be a cunt abroad, is what I'm trying to say here.[/QUOTE]
Cunts Abroad sounds like a really interesting porno
If someone is important to you, make sure they know it.
Exercise regularly; you'll start feeling and looking fantastic after about half a year.
Set time aside to enjoy nature.
Learn proper grammar for the sake of professionalism but tolerate poor grammar in others.
Floss every day.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;40940368]Be nice to strangers, even anonymous online ones.
They're people too.[/QUOTE]
NO FUCK YOU FAGGOT
Don't switch off when you get home from work, chances are you aren't really that tired you've just fell into a routine of pretending that you are. Use that time after work productively - read some shit, do some shit, etc.
No matter how horrible in word or in pen, there are no worse words than "what might've been".
Do things you want to do rather than regret not doing them. Don't let people prevent you from doing so.
There are those little lights on the sides of your car called "indicators" which you use to indicate where you want to turn. Please use them and make everyone else's lives easier, thanks!
don't drop the soap
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