Sorry for your loss.
When you wake up and feel shitty, drink some water.
When a girl gives you her number, read it back and change the last number, if she corrects you it's her real number.
Green tea before bed helps against a hangover.
[QUOTE=PikachuX1000;40812897]If you ragdoll yourself hard enough into the Earth's geometry you can sometimes glitch through and view the world from underneath.[/QUOTE]
I had a cousin who used to try that
RIP Bobby
[QUOTE=Darkslicer;40813050]Conditioner makes your beard nicer.[/QUOTE]
same for pubes.
shave that neckbeard, it looks bad
Take good care of your teeth and brush them twice a day.
You are going to regret it so hard if you start to have holes in your teeth or your teeth/root flesh gets infected.
Also don't bite on your teeth to much, it breaks the filling.
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;40813113]shave that neckbeard, it looks bad[/QUOTE]
And If you can't grow a full beard, don't grow one at all.
If there is a task you need to do do it now. You will be able to enjoy your free time more and have more time to complete that task. Procrastinating only causes stress.
[QUOTE=Desuh;40813145]If there is a task you need to do do it now. You will be able to enjoy your free time more and have more time to complete that task. Procrastinating only causes stress.[/QUOTE]
this sounds like something mei ling would say
Dont die in the game, you die in real life.
Put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you shit - it stops the plop!
[QUOTE=Minimal;40811909]Keep a few grains if rice in your salt shaker. It keeps it dry and keep it from clumping up.[/QUOTE]
If any electronics get wet, after drying/ turning it off the conventional way put it in some rice. Rice absorbs moisture. Isolating the important bits helps too.
[QUOTE=Pie108;40813548]If any electronics get wet, after drying/ turning it off the conventional way put it in some rice. Rice absorbs moisture. Isolating the important bits helps too.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://f2.braxupload.se/9c7fry.jpg[/img]
Pledge will clear up soft top jeep windows when they become cloudy. This is way cheaper than specialty cleaners.
Do anagrams when you need to get a song out of your head.
When you hang shirts after washing them reverse the hangers, this way you know which shirts you have worn recently and over time which ones you do not wear (which can be donated or put in storage).
Keep a physical calender with upcoming events/deadlines, when you actually cross off days you are less likely to procrastinate.
You should always carry something to write with and something to write on, even if it is just a few slips of paper in your wallet.
Keep your wallet in a front pocket, wallets kept in a back pocket are bad for your back and are easier to steal. This will also increase the lifespan of your credit/debt cards.
Squatting is how we are supposed to take shits. It's easier on your body when you're in that position.
If you don't like squatting on your toilet seat, you can stick something under your feet (maybe the garbage can/bin that is next to your toilet).
Here is the closest image I can find to properly explain the position.
[img]http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/38/22/63485565179666/0/health-alert-youre-taking-crap-wrong-is-you-poop-properly.w654.jpg[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/rectum-choking-puborectalis.png[/img]
Happy shitting.
Don't take the internet too seriously.
Exercise.
Be friendly to people.
Use common sense.
Study. Work hard.
[QUOTE=proch;40814339][b]Don't take the internet too seriously.[/b]
Exercise.
Be friendly to people.
Use common sense.
Study. Work hard.[/QUOTE]
Does that mean we shouldn't take this post serious, and thus take this post serious?
Procure a forward base and build more harvesters.
To insure that mankind will live a longer and more enjoyable life, think before you use posions or antibiotics. Using a spray-able poison on bugs may work now, but that's because the poison has become stronger. They adapt quickly, if you spray it too little and it gets away it'll breed and eventually become incredibly resistant to that. If you're sick, don't immediately take pain killers or a medicine, have your body build up immunities. You may feel like shit and shit like crazy for a few days, but if you fight it off naturally you'll be better in the long run.
[B]Always[/B] wipe your ass.
[QUOTE=proch;40814339]Don't take the internet too seriously.[/QUOTE]
If only I was able to emphasize this enough. The internet should be a place for one to chill and relax, you shouldn't really let it affect you negatively. (such as being mad over stupid internet drama)
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[QUOTE=proch;40814339]Exercise.
Be friendly to people.
Use common sense.[/QUOTE]
This should also guarantee you a good social life.
You're going to die
In Paris, give priority to the right.
Shake first.
When in doubt, vodka.
Never trust a fart.
When fat people walk backwards, make a beeping sound. They will appreciate it, as to them it is a sign of compassion.
Drink until they are pretty, but if they aren't after the 7th, give up.
If you don't understand a joke, laugh and say "That's what she said".
Never go out in shorts if it is raining only slightly. It can start raining heavily when it's too far to turn back.
Sunglasses are awesome, and they allow you to stare at people without them knowing.
If you're feeling low but quite obscene, drop your knicks and flick your bean.
- Don't think of the past nor future, only think on what's happening right now.
- If you're out fishing with your father, don't let the balls touch.
- Allways put toilet paper in the toilet before taking a shit, it decreases the sound and your humiliation.
- Don't buy Battlefield 4
- "Never argue with stupid people, they will only drag you down to their own level and beat you with experience" /Albert E.
- "The tongue is like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood" /Buddha.
- If you wish to eliminate an enemy, become their friend.
- Don't hit someone unless they hit you, but when you can escape, do it.
- Educate yourself as much as you can, you shall triumph in any situation.
Disagree on the fighting one, if you run away they'll probably come back and gang up on you.
