Always look person in the eyes when you are shaking hands or talking with him/her.
But not for too long else you seem creepy.
Drink a cup of cranberry juice a day, it helps prevent cavities as well as keeps your urinary track healthy and free of infections.
Ignore anyone who claims something is good for you/better than a pharmaceutical alternative just because "it's natural" - seek your own data from verifiable sources instead.
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;40814869]If only I was able to emphasize this enough. The internet should be a place for one to chill and relax, you shouldn't really let it affect you negatively. (such as being mad over stupid internet drama).[/QUOTE]
No offense, but this sounds a bit unusual coming from you. Of course I've overreacted to internet drama many times in the past, but still.
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;40809439]
If stung by a jellyfish, don't urinate on it like a dumbass. Pour vinegar on the sting instead to remove the pain.
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How would pissing on a jelly fish help in the first place. Its not like it can un-sting you.
Stress is never worth getting worked up over. Let things go. Try not to take the world so seriously. Less stress means you'll have a lesser chance of having a heart attack.
[QUOTE=cathal6606;40816844]How would pissing on a jelly fish help in the first place. Its not like it can un-sting you.[/QUOTE]
He means the sting.
[sp]God I hope you weren't being sarcastic.[/sp]
when you're in a conversation make eye contact
surprisingly this isn't common sense for a lot of people, it kinda makes it look as if you don't care
[editline]28th May 2013[/editline]
If you have trouble making eye contact, then look at their nose instead.
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;40817516]when you're in a conversation make eye contact
surprisingly this isn't common sense for a lot of people, it kinda makes it look as if you don't care
[editline]28th May 2013[/editline]
If you have trouble making eye contact, then look at their nose instead.[/QUOTE]
Just do [B]NOT[/B] look at their boobs.
Always take a shit before going to shower.
Don't buy a game collector's edition that has all the games in the series if you are not going to play them.
Right before you die, super glue your feet to a skateboard, and jump off a bridge or building.
When they find you, they will think you tried to pull the greatest stunt ever to exist, and you will become a skateboarding legend.
[QUOTE=don818;40817978]Right before you die, super glue your feet to a skateboard, and jump off a bridge or building.
When they find you, they will think you tried to pull the greatest stunt ever to exist, and you will become a skateboarding legend.[/QUOTE]
That is very similar to the advice in which you glue your hands to your head and then decapitate yourself in some way, so that it looks like you ripped off your own head.
Take a deep breath and learn to accept when you're wrong instead of being obstinate.
Even if you don't shave your dick you should shave your asshole. It makes wiping your ass easier and you don't get fluff from your underwear in your asshair.
To clean a blender, put a bit of soap and water in and run it.
Also:
[video=youtube;PN2gYHJNT3Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2gYHJNT3Y[/video]
If you ever get a pack of Killer Pythons, don't use them as nunchucks
[QUOTE=timman;40809586]Brush your tongue every day, it'll reduce bad breath and your tongue won't have a nasty white color.[/QUOTE]
Do you mean brush it for like 5 seconds at the end of your routine or do you mean a full-fledged two-minute tongue brushing session? I brush for a couple seconds after I brush my teeth.
Please don't give up.
Don't pre-order videogames, it's stupid.
[QUOTE=18;40818900]Do you mean brush it for like 5 seconds at the end of your routine or do you mean a full-fledged two-minute tongue brushing session? I brush for a couple seconds after I brush my teeth.[/QUOTE]
It depends really. The point is when taking care of your mouth, take care of the whole thing. And no, this doesn't mean mouthwash cuts it.
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;40813113]shave that neckbeard, it looks bad[/QUOTE]
Addendum
Shave that pubestashe you lazy ass
Smoke Pot.
If you ever tell a story and you see people are uninterested and you don't want to keep going, end it with "then I found 10 bucks."
[b]Ravioli Ravioli give me the Formuoli..[/b]
Don't lock your knees if you are doing a lot of standing for something.
Don't put toothpaste on your balls. It makes them minty fresh but it stings like hell.
If you're going to commit suicide, tie a helium balloon to a handgun, walk out into the middle of the field, and shoot yourself. It'll look like someone dragged you out there and executed you.
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;40813409]Put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you shit - it stops the plop![/QUOTE]
Do this at home (if at all) - don't do it otherwise. I work at a cinema I literally go through a lot of shit with the toilets. It's just a plop, no one cares, and you make it that much less likely that I'll have a bad day unclogging toilets. So please don't.
Make sure you wipe before having a pokey bum wank.
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