Don't use userscripts, extensions, or anything in your browser that will change what words appear. Believe me, it'll fuck you over one day.
[QUOTE=fredstin22;40821400]Always wear deodorant when you go out in public.
For the sake of everyone else in the room[/QUOTE]This, but don't fumigate yourself with a ton of crap stuff; the only thing as bad as body odor is re-enacting WW1 gas attacks with a choking amount of deodorant.
[QUOTE=elevate;40816806]No offense, but this sounds a bit unusual coming from you. Of course I've overreacted to internet drama many times in the past, but still.[/QUOTE]
Do you think I'm always serious?
have a useless phone when going out town
who would want to steal a dumb phone
Always when you piss, don't flush the toilet because it will save water (flush only if your piss smells like coffee)
[QUOTE=Rama214;40825449]Always when you piss, don't flush the toilet because it will save water (flush only if your piss smells like coffee)[/QUOTE]
your mom will get angry because it makes the bowl really dirty
[QUOTE=lordOfShadows;40825685]your mom will get angry because it makes the bowl really dirty[/QUOTE]
Then you just tell her that it saves water.
[QUOTE=Rama214;40825449]Always when you piss, don't flush the toilet because it will save water (flush only if your piss smells like coffee)[/QUOTE]
my brother doesnt flush and the toilet always stinks to high heaven after a while
for the love of god always flush the fucking toilet
[editline]29th May 2013[/editline]
he doesnt wash his hands either, filthy cunt
Put plastic wrap over all of your plates so when you are finished eating you can throw the wrap away and your plates will still be squeaky clean
Never have to wash up again
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;40824907]Don't blink.[/QUOTE]
pff, not even following their own advice
you're blinking every second and wont stop
[editline]29th May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;40825803]Put plastic wrap over all of your plates so when you are finished eating you can throw the wrap away and your plates will still be squeaky clean
Never have to wash up again[/QUOTE]
is it really worth the time
it probably is
thank you, I hate washing dishes
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Want to drink iced coffee but you're just a stingy cunt? Go shopping, get a $2.50 can of shit instant coffee and a $2.50 cheap bag of white sugar (and of course, your normal milk). Then back at home boil up some water and find a glass. Put in one teaspoon of the coffee and two of the sugar (or however much you like). Pour a little (only a little!) of the boiling water in the glass to dissolve the coffee and sugar. Then top it up with milk.
There you have it, awesome yet cheap iced coffee whenever you want it. If you are fussy with your coffee you won't notice how shit the instant stuff is, and it will save you heaps. That $5 will take you a very long way.
never drop the soap
or snort fun dip
[QUOTE=Rama214;40825741]Then you just tell her that it saves water.[/QUOTE]
You could also just piss in the garden
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;40825803]Put plastic wrap over all of your plates so when you are finished eating you can throw the wrap away and your plates will still be squeaky clean
Never have to wash up again[/QUOTE]
Or just use paper plates?
[QUOTE=RobbL;40826568]Or just use paper plates?[/QUOTE]
Dont use plates at all and just wash your hands after eating
Just going to interject that eating like a barbarian is satisfying for two great reasons
1. No cleanup
2. It makes you feel like a [B]man[/B]
[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;40825178]Don't use userscripts, extensions, or anything in your browser that will change what words appear. Believe me, it'll fuck you over one day.[/QUOTE]
I'd like to hear your story.
Drink a lot of water.
Makes for some crystal clear piss.
If you have trouble exercising for the proper amount of time, make a playlist of music (stuff that motivates you) that is the length of time you want to work out. That way you can track your progress by the song that is playing.
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;40826488]You could also just piss in the garden[/QUOTE]
Actually some people use urine on their tomato plants.
Before you take a moving job, be sure to know [b]ALL[/b] the details.
When you encounter an obstacle in your life, literal or figurative, here's the right and wrong way to deal with it.
Wrong: "Uuuugh, another problem."
Right: "Another problem? Bring it on!"
As long as it doesn't hurt anyone or anything (that you don't own) in any way, fucking do it. Don't let the world keep you down, and do what you want.
When alone, eat with your hands. Less to clean up.
If you get a letter in the mail from "Vector International" or "Vector Marketing", throw it out. It's a scam.
Get a pet if you can.
Go for life experiences over material possessions - they are what you will truly value in the long run.
Learn to appreciate what you already have using it to it's maximum potential.
Don't be a zombie of consumerism - reflect on things before deciding whether you really need to obtain them.
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;40826689]I'd like to hear your story.[/QUOTE][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1162061[/url]
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;40832046]If you get a letter in the mail from "Vector International" or "Vector Marketing", throw it out. It's a scam.[/QUOTE]
It's not a scam, it's just a really really shitty door to door salesman job. They also like to advertise at colleges since college students will take any job they can get.
[QUOTE=Pie108;40835294]It's not a scam, it's just a really really shitty door to door salesman job. They also like to advertise at colleges since college students will take any job they can get.[/QUOTE]
You get paid a tiny commission based off of a tiny sale, pennies on the dollar sort of deal. If it's not a scam, it's still really, really crappy.
At least, that's how it was when I went in and took the interview and nearly took the job a few years back before my dad did some research on them.
[QUOTE=Stoffy;40831655]When alone, eat with your hands. Less to clean up.[/QUOTE]Holy mother of Christ thank you.
From now on I will indulge in my spaghetti and meatballs by clenching them in my fists and violently shoving them into my mouth.
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