saying "I'm the second least dangerous of my 7 personalities" is a perfect way to get people to stop talking to you.
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[QUOTE=James xX;40840266]saying "I'm the second least dangerous of my 7 personalities" is a perfect way to get people to stop talking to you.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, and a perfect way to make people think you're a faggot.
Also, have some content from my 5GB+ infographics folder
[img]http://i.imgur.com/IQrzn4C.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Cane Corso;40842609]Yeah, and a perfect way to make people think you're a faggot. [/QUOTE]
You're from the states so your ignorance is excused.
[QUOTE=booster;40832567]Get a pet if you can.[/QUOTE]
then cry for the rest of your life when it dies because of obsessions
no thanks
do not let your kids on this forum. ever.
[QUOTE=Pie108;40835294]It's not a scam, it's just a really really shitty door to door salesman job. They also like to advertise at colleges since college students will take any job they can get.[/QUOTE]
The general consensus from when I did research was that they sell things no one wants to buy. They're like telemarketers, except door to door. :C
Sicilians are nothing but crooks and horse thieves.
The best presidents are the ones that do absolutely nothing.
The most honest politician is the one that steals the least.
Wisdom courtesy from my Great-Grandfather.
If you don't smoke, don't start, you'll hate yourself for it when you try quitting for the 3rd time.
If you smoke, quit, it's both as hard and nowhere near as hard as people make it out to be.
To go along with the quitting, don't get complacent, this is good advice for everything though.
Trying to break in new jeans or shoes? Wear that shit into the pool/ocean and let them dry while you're wearing 'em. Works best mildly intoxicated so people don't think you're weird, just drunk.
Don't get fat, it's not hard per-se to lose weight, but it's a bitch in its own right and the lasting health/aesthetic effects aren't worth all the wonderful, lazy, junk-food filled entertainment binges.
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When installing software be wary of any extras they try and make you install, especially toolbars.
Sometimes it's worth clicking "advanced install over basic install" so you can uncheck the things you don't want.
[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;40825178]Don't use userscripts, extensions, or anything in your browser that will change what words appear. Believe me, it'll fuck you over one day.[/QUOTE]"In the cloud" gets translated to "In my butt" for me. It makes Xbox One articles hilarious.
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And the Ubuntu website is just precious.
[QUOTE=Pie108;40821737]Take off shirts quickly with one hand by using the opposite hand to pull your shirt off from under the sleeve.
Just found this.[/QUOTE]
what about long sleeve
[QUOTE=fredstin22;40849636]If you're listening to music through headphones, don't put on max volume, we can still hear it[/QUOTE]
a.k.a. don't use koss porta pros
[QUOTE=Everest;40849169]what about long sleeve[/QUOTE]
God help your poor soul.
Never speak truly from your heart, you will get banned
That works for the cuboid one litre juice cartons too, the ones which you cut part of the top off for.
I highly recommend doing it.
Why not just not pour so fast that it starts sloshing about? As long as you keep a certain portion of the spout open (usually a little under half) for air to get in, you won't have a problem.
When you're boiling carrots put a little pinch of sugar in the water with them, it brings out the sweetness.
Also, as a person that constantly gets in to shit with girls I would advise you this:
Always tell people the truth, its so much easier than creating an elaborate lie.
If you think someone is looking at you, do a yawn and stop midway.
If you see someone yawning, they probably looked at you.
Try to make your hobbies a career. You will have a better time with your job.
Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget.
Flush the toilet before you go on vacation.
If you miss your piss, clean the scene.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40809160]Post on Facepunch to make lots of friends in RL[/QUOTE]
I actually met a Facepuncher IRL and we bros now.
[QUOTE=squids_eye;40819312]Don't put toothpaste on your balls. It makes them minty fresh but it stings like hell.[/QUOTE]
A bit late but when I was like six years old, I found toothpaste in the shower when my brother came out. This caused me to come to the conclusion that toothpaste made a good body wash.
Never again.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40856540]I actually met a Facepuncher IRL and we bros now.[/QUOTE]
Did you come across them in real life by accident and they happened to be a Facepuncher or arrange to meet up?
[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;40856569]A bit late but when I was like six years old, I found toothpaste in the shower when my brother came out. This caused me to come to the conclusion that toothpaste made a good body wash.
Never again.[/QUOTE]
I bought some mint body soap. Fuck, who the shit came up with this fuck.
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;40856625]Did you come across them in real life by accident and they happened to be a Facepuncher or arrange to meet up?[/QUOTE]
We arranged to meet up and smoke up.
Don't drink the water. They put something in it, to make you forget.
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