[QUOTE=JgcxCub;40858430]Don't drink the water. They put something in it, to make you forget.[/QUOTE]
I don't even remember where I read this post before
[QUOTE=JgcxCub;40858430]Don't drink the water. They put something in it, to make you forget.[/QUOTE]
It must've been pretty strong stuff to make you forget something that has been posted this very page
Don't drink the water. They put something in it, to make you forget.
[sp]Now watch how this thread fills slowly of people with water amnesia[/sp]
shave your pubic hair.
practice good hygiene.
be as nice as possible to as many people as you can.
never post while intoxicated.
never post if you feel like it's not worth it.
if you're a new to facepunch, [B]lurk.[/B]
never force your opinions on others.
be respectful of other peoples' opinions.
and above all
don't be a douche.
[QUOTE=Ian;40859693]shave your pubic hair. [/QUOTE]
actually [url=http://www.ibtimes.com/physician-advises-against-bikini-waxing-calls-end-war-against-pubic-hair-739082]some people[/url] say this isn't a good idea because it makes you vulnerable to diseases and infections and shit
just trim it instead or leave it be.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;40860222]actually [url=http://www.ibtimes.com/physician-advises-against-bikini-waxing-calls-end-war-against-pubic-hair-739082]some people[/url] say this isn't a good idea because it makes you vulnerable to diseases and infections and shit
just trim it instead or leave it be.[/QUOTE]
as long as I'm not bathing my genitals in vats of swamp water or rubbing it with bacteria cream, i should be fine
If you are doing a chemistry exam, and an answer you get doesn't round to 3 significant figures, you have probably gone wrong.
[QUOTE=James xX;40869730]If you are doing a chemistry exam, and an answer you get doesn't round to 3 significant figures, you have probably gone wrong.[/QUOTE]
On that topic, never round till the very end if you're using a calculator. If not round just beyond what you are aiming for rounding error at; 4 decimal places is pretty good.
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[QUOTE=Pie108;40870328]On that topic, never round till the very end if you're using a calculator. If not round just beyond what you are aiming for rounding error at; 4 decimal places is pretty good.
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I've been told otherwise actually, or at least, told to do what you said last, We were told to round the result of every calculation to the number of significant figures expected + 1, but then again, we all just put the equations in, in their entirety, when doing calculations, so what ever goes with that one I guess.
Another tip concerning exams - If you think that an exam was easy, everyone else did too, and the grade boundaries will probably change to make it harder to get a high grade, so be careful. That being said, the reverse argument applies, if an exam was really hard, it was just as hard for everyone else, and the grade boundaries will probably be lowered, to give you a higher grade. I thought I fucked up my physics Unit 2 exam on photons and what not, turned out I didn't do so badly after all because the exam was harder than usual.
[QUOTE=Ian;40859693]shave your pubic hair. [/QUOTE]
And when doing so, shave with the grain, not against (for most people, the hairs point away from your ass and towards your cock), otherwise you will end up with a horrible itch and ingrowing hairs. This tip applies for every type of hair actually, including beards and mustaches.
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If you smoke and someone asks you for a cigarette, but don't want to give them one all while being polite, don't use the excuse "This is my last one", because everyone has used that and you still look like an ass (if it really was your last one, just show your nearly empty pack). Instead, just say that even though you have enough to share, they need to last you a while. (or just keep a box with one cigarette in and use the previous excuse). If you don't feel like being polite, just tell them to buy their own.
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Never be the first to be drunk at a party. It's like arriving too early to the party itself. Instead, arrive fashionably late by drinking bier before hitting the hard stuff.
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If you have a pet, and they are old and sleeping all the time, and then they suddenly have a burst of energy for about 3 days, it's not a good sign, and you should prepare for bad news.
When you're sad he happy :3
Having a weird fetish is OK. Keep such matters to yourself, though.
Subculture labels mean jack shit. You shouldn't brand yourself with one, but neither should you care someone else if calls you it.
Always have a Bike seat.
You are the person you want to be. No one else can change you but you, and you would be surprised how a little tweak to your personality can go a long way concerning the people who hang out with you, and the way people talk to you in the streets.
When making a cup of tea the milk goes in [B]LAST[/B]
It's like putting bread onto your slice of ham, you don't do it :tinfoil:
Sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
If you have been trying to avoid a subject with someone, and suddenly think of it, chances are, they are thinking of it too.
Always getting up late for college, school or work? Or just sick of that groggy feeling when you awake?
Go to sleep the moment you get home, you'll wake up at a pretty early time leaving you a fair few hours of silence to wake up properly and do whatever tasks you normally do (chill on the pc, do homework, etc). And then when the time to go to school/college/work comes you're already fully awake, ready and likely happy.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;40876855]alternatively make sure to wake up in a timeslot of the form n*1.5h, this ends a REM cycle and you'll have less sleep drunkenness[/QUOTE]
To avoid tiredness, after just 5 hours of sleep, I get up half an hour before the time I want to be awake at, and then sleep 6 times for a period of 5 minutes. This avoids going back to a deep sleep, but provides sleep none the less. Beware though, using this over the period of a month will get you used to the habit, and you could oversleep. A better tip would be to change your sleep pattern every 3 weeks or so.
I still can't trust such methods, there's been many times I've woken up feeling refreshed and still managed to slip back to sleep just because of how comfortable I am in bed. My method avoids this by ensuring you get all the sleep you need instead of cutting yourself short of sleep just to wake up at the time you choose.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;40877064]put your alarm clock in a place you have to get up for, if you feel refreshed you won't be able to find that ideal sleeping position usually and just stay awake, no matter how lazy you are[/QUOTE]
I've tried that even with a passcode on the alarm and I still manage to get up, turn it off and go back to sleep without having any recollection of it.
Keep a few pennies in your car for when you're at the pumps and you go over a bit.
I don't think sleep is something that you can have end-all-be-all tips with. I think everyone's a bit different. Some people can get away with 8 hours of sleep. Some people can't. I typically need at least 10.
It is not possible to truly understand women (or men), so dont even try. Instead focus on understanding your woman (or man).
[QUOTE=biodude94566;40877273]I don't think sleep is something that you can have end-all-be-all tips with. I think everyone's a bit different. Some people can get away with 8 hours of sleep. Some people can't. I typically need at least 10.[/QUOTE]
I usually get away with 4 hours of sleep every day. Sometimes less.
