If you want to change your sleep-shedule to wake up earlier, eat your breakfast right when you get up.
[QUOTE=imptastick;40877284]It is not possible to truly understand women (or men), so dont even try. Instead focus on understanding your woman (or man).[/QUOTE]
I understand both but then again I do have a really girly mentality for a dude. People who I do struggle to understand are them ignorant, stupid and arrogant wankers who can't comprehend anything whatsoever and get pissed off at you because of it
OT use toothpaste from the bottom up
[QUOTE=Revanold;40879908]I understand both but then again I do have a really girly mentality for a dude. People who I do struggle to understand are them ignorant, stupid and arrogant wankers who can't comprehend anything whatsoever and get pissed off at you because of it
OT use toothpaste from the bottom up[/QUOTE]
Being gay, I don't need to understand the opposite sex, all I need to do is think "What would I do". It makes birthday gifts so easy. Does anyone want to convert now?
[QUOTE=cdlink14;40877095]I've tried that even with a passcode on the alarm and I still manage to get up, turn it off and go back to sleep without having any recollection of it.[/QUOTE]
I lock my computer with a password, unplug the monitor, turn the mouse off, and flip the keyboard over face down onto the table and minimize Google Chrome. I still end up waking up, plugging it, getting in, turning on the mouse and flipping the keyboard just to turn off the alarm and I'm still sleepy enough to go back to sleep.
13+ funnies? This is funny to you guys? The real funny part is that you all think I'm joking.
I wish I was joking.
Rules of Manliness:
1- If you have a bonner, you do [U][I]not[/I][/U] look anyone in the eye, under no circumstances.
2- You do not openly say you like Justin Bieber. It's just wrong.
3- When buying condoms, buy a porn magazine too, it looks less awkward than buying carrots or something
4- If you are friendzoned, you will stay their until you tell that special person that you have feelings for them. Otherwise, don't complain.
5- On a date, the dominant one pays. Call it tradition or whatever, but it works in your favor.
6- The 3 day rule is flexible, the amount of days you wait depends on the mutual interest you have.
7- If you wouldn't present him/her to your parents without warning them about something, it's not worth it.
Don't be an idiot
dont do meth even once
Learn to drink coffee like a man. If you put a ton of milk/sugar in it and you feel like it doesn't wake you up, try drinking it black. No badass ever drank his coffee with milk/sugar in it.
Also, two words: espresso doppio (or doppio espresso, I don't speak Italian)
[QUOTE=Revanold;40879908]I understand both but then again I do have a really girly mentality for a dude. People who I do struggle to understand are them ignorant, stupid and arrogant wankers who can't comprehend anything whatsoever and get pissed off at you because of it[/QUOTE]
The point is that people dont fit into preconceived boxes. It is better to get to know a person personally rather than trying to break apart all women or men as a whole. It really bugs me when people say "women/men want X" or "women/men are Y" when in reality it is much more complicated than that.
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[QUOTE=James xX;40880399]Rules of Manliness:
4- If you are friendzoned, you will stay their until you tell that special person that you have feelings for them. Otherwise, don't complain.[/QUOTE]
Isn't the whole point of the apparent "friendzone" that you've already made it clear to them you like them but they just want to remain friends?
Though really the friend zone doesn't exist. The only way I could see it existing is if the other person kept faking interest to get something and then kept dropping you back to a friend, repeat.
If you're just giving them shit and hoping to get something back then that's just you being an idiot.
[QUOTE=cdlink14;40881633]Isn't the whole point of the apparent "friendzone" that you've already made it clear to them you like them but they just want to remain friends?
Though really the friend zone doesn't exist. The only way I could see it existing is if the other person kept faking interest to get something and then kept dropping you back to a friend, repeat.
If you're just giving them shit and hoping to get something back then that's just you being an idiot.[/QUOTE]
The friend zone is just an excuse people use because they feel entitled to the relationship yet they can't have it.
You can't rely on your abilities to make someone like you. Period.
[QUOTE=Cane Corso;40881798]The friend zone is just an excuse people use because they feel entitled to the relationship yet they can't have it.[/QUOTE]
Which is what I said in the second part. You don't put money into a woman and expect her to payout with sex and a relationship.
However if a girl promised a relationship in return for you buying her something and she kept dumping you or asking for more stuff before she officially starts dating you then that would be what I'd call a friend zone. But you'd have to be a complete idiot to let such a thing happen.
[QUOTE=The golden;40881736]Fuck that. Unsweetened coffee is disgusting.[/QUOTE]
Gotta be a man sometime.
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;40879767]If you want to change your sleep-shedule to wake up earlier, eat your breakfast right when you get up.[/QUOTE]
I havent had breakfast in years.
When I get up at any time before 10, any kind of food makes me feel sick. So most of the time I just have lunch.
[QUOTE=RobbL;40880567]dont do meth even once[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;Rl-rcmNLv8k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl-rcmNLv8k[/video]
Wear sunscreen.
[QUOTE=Cosa8888;40859072]Don't drink the water. They put something in it, to make you forget.
[sp]Now watch how this thread fills slowly of people with water amnesia[/sp][/QUOTE]
Don't drink the water. They put something in it, to make you forget.
[sp] Don't drink the water. They put something in it, to make you forget.[/sp]
Kindness is a great thing, you'd be amazed at how sometimes the smallest nice things can improve a person's day.
When giving someone who is more than a random acquaintance (someone more than a person you've never seen before on a bus) positive feedback (like saying things like "awesome" or "nice job" in response to them getting a good grade, a promotion, or something), give them a high-five.
If such a person gives you negative news (they got a poor grade, they didn't get their promotion, they had a bad weekend, or something) try to find something positive in the situation, and give them a high-five for that.
High-fiving someone when they are in a positive mood will most likely reinforce their good feelings. High-fiving someone when they are in a negative mood will most likely lighten their mood. In either situation, the high-five will probably make you feel better.
If you're shy about other people (not necessarily girls, though this applies if you're just shy about girls), then try to work this into your personality. High fives are so common in our society that no one really finds them weird; if you're shy, though, you may find it awkward. Do it anyways. Use the fact that the other person had no hesitations or reservations about giving you a high-five to convince yourself that you're not so awkward as you thought you were, that people aren't as judging as you thought they may be, and that people don't find you as creepy as you thought they did. Continue to do this until you have convinced yourself beyond any doubt. Continue to do this beyond the point that you are entirely convinced.
If there is someone you like, but you feel shy or nervous about them, incorporate the high-five techniques. As previously described, it can help with your confidence, but the physical contact also helps make the other person be more comfortable about you, especially if the other person is shy as well. If you are both shy, then you will find that consistently doing this will help both of you.
These are all personal tips, so take that with a grain of salt. I used to be a very shy and insecure person, with a lot of self-esteem problems. One year, one of my new friends was very into fist-bumps and high-fives. I found that them giving me high-fives helped me feel a lot better about myself. I reasoned out that perhaps it works the other way as well, that me giving other people high-fives would help me feel better about myself. The realization that high-fives are so common in our culture, and thus most people don't think anything of them, helped me build up my confidence in myself, and helped me get over feeling awkward.
I was especially awkward about physical contact with people, especially girls, like accidentally touching hands or leaning on shoulders and such. I was so bad I wouldn't even lean on the back of other peoples' chairs, for fear of touching them. I then employed this high-fiving, and within the year I found myself comfortable with patting women friends on the arms or shoulders positively (things like "you'll do fine on the exam"), without either of us feeling awkward about it. Fast forward a few years, and almost all traces of my shyness have disappeared. To this day, I still try to give high-fives as often as is appropriate.
What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.
never underestimate your opponent
[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;40884936]never underestimate your opponent[/QUOTE]
thankyou wise frog
[QUOTE=The golden;40881736]Fuck that. Unsweetened coffee is disgusting.[/QUOTE]
Depends on the coffee. The average instant shit is horrible whichever way.
Buy an aeropress.
Yeah or [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_brew"]cold brew[/URL] some at home overnight in a cafetiere and use it as a concentrate for the day.
Don't count on other people too much.
If they don't meet your expectations you'll be dissapointed.
If people keep failing to meet your expectations and it gets you down - lower your expectations.
If you lower them to rock bottom you'll get a lot of nice small surprises.
gotta go fast
Don't go to political debates between "representatives" - it will just depress you
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