Weird/funny/stupid shit you did when you were a baby/kid
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for some reason i couldnt comprehend the fact that we were now living in the 2000s when i was a kid, so i kept asking if it was 1996/1998/1999
also ran into a stairwell and left me with a permanent scar next to my eye but i think i remember sharing that already
ive caused so much damage to my head that im pretty sure im functionally retarded in some areas at this point
[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;49594406]Snapped my arm in two pretending to be batman, had the costume and everything.
Maybe that's why I don't like superheroes anymore.[/QUOTE]
You know that scene from the iron giant where the iron giant jumps in to that lake
I broke my lage jumping off the couch doing that
When I was one year old, I managed to climb up my changing station, open a child proof medicine bottle and started drinking its contents. Needless to say, Poison Control was called.
EDIT: I also thought a giant glowing pineapple pile would roam my neighborhood every night and would eat you if it saw you. Another thing I remember seeing was a fully rooted tree uproot it self and fly off.
one time i had a nightmare that a moose started eating my head and i was deathly afraid of moose after that. i recall one night where i was legitimately frightened a moose would either come in through my door, or come in through my window, never mind the fact i was on the second floor. funnily enough the thing that stopped that fear was seeing a moose about 15 feet away from me while i was waiting for the bus. it just kind of looked at me then walked off.
i loaded my bb gun and left it at home
when i got home my sister jumped out and shot me in the eye with it
[QUOTE=Joazzz;49594221]i threw a shovel and someone almost lost an eye from that[/QUOTE]
Okay that's definitely Weird/Funny/[B]Stupid[/B], glad that someone didn't get hurt tho :v:
[editline]24th January 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Lemonguy;49595966]one time i had a nightmare that a moose started eating my head and i was deathly afraid of moose after that. i recall one night where i was legitimately frightened a moose would either come in through my door, or come in through my window, never mind the fact i was on the second floor. funnily enough the thing that stopped that fear was seeing a moose about 15 feet away from me while i was waiting for the bus. it just kind of looked at me then walked off.[/QUOTE]
It might be your spirit animal..
[QUOTE=bloboo;49596183]My mom told me that when I was really really young, she was holding me in a line at the grocery store and I just yelled out "SHOTGUN! SHOOT!" and everyone gave her really weird looks, and now my mom doesn't like that my dad plays Quake
those were also my very first words[/QUOTE]
My first word was "Adido"
I was trying to say "Radio"
When I was an idiot. I thought I could swing my whole body from one loose branch from another to escape from my capture-er (A friend for hide and seek). Without realizing this particular branch was really long and resulted in me slamming my whole body into the sandy ground below.
Unfortunately, I lost. Plus I cracked 2 ribs and lost 2 teeth in the process. But eh, I didn't get captured.
I was served chocolate ice-cream for my bravery. Fucking eh.
I bit my brother on his stomach so hard that he started bleeding and had to be sent to A&E for stitching (he still have the scar) and it was because I wanted to change tv channels
I was 3
I remember in kindergarden, i threw a big rock on a kids face because he stole my swing.
He was rushed off to the hospital and never came back.
[sp]I still feel bad for it :([/sp]
As kids me and some buddies used to go to the beach and use buckets and shovels to make crab gladiator arenas. Marbles were used to bet on the crabs but we never got to finish a match because the damn crabs wouldn't fight
When I was a kid, I don't remember exact age, but I'm pretty sure I wasn't studying in 3rd or higher grade at this moment. I found an old camera like this on balcony:
[IMG]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/old-retro-camera-5625574.jpg[/IMG]
I was so excited about this that decided to go for a walk and show it to my friends, my parents were okay about that. Once I met friends and demonstrated camera to them, they were like "Woooh, lets film porn.", I was fine about that, despite the fact friends I met both were males and about my age. We went downhill to bushes, I raised my camera, they took all their clothes off and started punching and hugging each other. I was "Uh okay" and continued filming, once they dropped on ground and started doing wrestle moves with each other I just walked away, they didn't notice it. I didn't tell my parents about them, and next day friends didn't talk about that accident.
Camera wasn't working btw.
^ Lmao, wtf Russia?
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;49618487]^ Lmao, wtf Russia?[/QUOTE]
You don't know what it's like living here, when I was as kid in countryside I really wanted to feed pigs in barn, didn't find anything edible but good pile of red stones. I threw bunch of stones to pigs and pigs ate them without problems, I continued doing this until my mom called me to eat.
[QUOTE=EnnX49;49618466]When I was a kid, I don't remember exact age, but I'm pretty sure I wasn't studying in 3rd or higher grade at this moment. I found an old camera like this on balcony:
[IMG]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/old-retro-camera-5625574.jpg[/IMG]
I was so excited about this that decided to go for a walk and show it to my friends, my parents were okay about that. Once I met friends and demonstrated camera to them, they were like "Woooh, lets film porn.", I was fine about that, despite the fact friends I met both were males and about my age. We went downhill to bushes, I raised my camera, they took all their clothes off and started punching and hugging each other. I was "Uh okay" and continued filming, once they dropped on ground and started doing wrestle moves with each other I just walked away, they didn't notice it. I didn't tell my parents about them, and next day friends didn't talk about that accident.
Camera wasn't working btw.[/QUOTE]
We know you're bullshitting. Show us the video for proof.
during swimming lessons when i was 6 or something i thought it would be a good idea to let all of the air out of my lungs and sink to the bottom of the deep end to see what it looked like down there. needless to say my mom watching from above was horrified and the teacher was absolutely pissed at me.
I almost drowned in a hot tub with a scuba helmet that I didn't know how to use
When I was like 10 I announced to everyone that my "penis was standing up" as I was watching my cousin play Banjo Tooie
I guess the weirdest thing I did was back in lower elementary, I used to always call my 2nd grade teacher mom. And I had no clue why, either. I'd just raise my hand and say "Mom, may I go do X?" and then the class would start laughing and stuff, always got embarrassed because I literally never knew why I didn't call her by her name or anything :v:
Poked a piece of metal into an electrical socket when I was 6. Wouldn't recommend it.
I told my parents that there was a battery in my penis and showed it to them because I thought a penis was just a limp skin flap and the fleshy part inside was a battery for some reason
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