[QUOTE=Limed00d;50035684]I like the aesthetics of battle maids. Armored to the teeth and ready to kill peeps but still able to serve tea yo[/QUOTE]
[b]YES[/b]
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;50035674]I said [I]fantasies[/I]. I dont wanna be a maid irl sir[/QUOTE]
How about a [URL="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/7/76/Fanta_sea.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131223213042"]Fanta Sea[/URL] instead?
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;50035674]I said [I]fantasies[/I]. I dont wanna be a maid irl sir[/QUOTE]
maid goals: working for some millionaire white people family cleaning their house and they have a hot blonde daughter around my age, legal age, and i finish cleaning early so i can "hang out" with her.
that will never happen.
most of the big houses and mansions our team cleans belong to old people :c
[QUOTE=kilerabv;50035686]When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut.
Now I'm studying to be a suit.
Life is funny like that.[/QUOTE]
Eventually, you'll be able to be a suit in space.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;50035684]I like the aesthetics of battle maids. Armored to the teeth and ready to kill peeps but still able to serve tea yo[/QUOTE]
If I was a king/emperor I would totally have a army of battle maids and butlers at the ready.
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[QUOTE=Infab;50035693]Eventually, you'll be able to be a suit in space.[/QUOTE]
A space suit, you could say.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;50035692]maid goals:[/QUOTE]
Maid goals: Dust a lady friend's house while dressed up in a girly uniform for the fun of it
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50035515]time to spice
so slowly
time to spice
so slowly
time to spice
so slowly
time to spice
so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly[/QUOTE]
Ok who dropped Kiwi?
[QUOTE=nomad1;50035713]Ok who dropped Kiwi?[/QUOTE]
I just realized your title rhymes.
if i was a queen/empress I would not allow any military all over the world because war is not allowed anyone who starts violence unless it is in self deffense gets the boot. other than a small team of like, 40-50 who would be my guards incase of an uprising/etc.
tbh id be a ruthless dictator but id be super fair and chill.
free supreme custom nachos, pizza, or hot dogs delivered to your doorstep every friday, complimentary from me. (comes with one 6oz drink)
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50035515]time to spice
so slowly
time to spice
so slowly
time to spice
so slowly
time to spice
so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly so slowly[/QUOTE]
:v: ??
[QUOTE=Mr.Brown;50033807]one set has 40 stickers
you have no idea how difficult it was to think of what to draw lmao
i should also make an english version with english text lol
[t]http://i.imgur.com/AgIFsHx.png[/t]
i was worried that the memes are copyrighted LOL[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/D9XhHnX.png[/img]
"He's gonna take you back to the past"
Imagine if I was a king or emperor.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;50035719]if i was a queen/empress I would not allow any military all over the world because war is not allowed anyone who starts violence unless it is in self deffense gets the boot. other than a small team of like, 40-50 who would be my guards incase of an uprising/etc.
tbh id be a ruthless dictator but id be super fair and chill.
free supreme custom nachos, pizza, or hot dogs delivered to your doorstep every friday, complimentary from me. (comes with one 6oz drink)[/QUOTE]
You had me at free pizza
[QUOTE=Limed00d;50035684]I like the aesthetics of battle maids. Armored to the teeth and ready to kill peeps but still able to serve tea yo[/QUOTE]
Goddamnit I just imagined a maid outfit with da Vinci's tank for an armoured skirt. Like, a normal-sized outfit for a normal-sized person, sticking out the top of the full-sized tank.
This is what happens when you choose to be a creative :v:.
[QUOTE=kloaz;50035716]I just realized your title rhymes.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;U6MlaIe1ljs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MlaIe1ljs[/video]
[QUOTE=kloaz;50035734]You had me at free pizza[/QUOTE]
the only catch is actually there is no catch, only glorious socialism.
actually its (not required, but strongly recomended) any able body person is to dedicate 2 hours a week to exercise of some form. so there thats the catch.
I'm too lazy to be a ruler of a country.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;50035719]if i was a queen/empress I would not allow any military all over the world because war is not allowed anyone who starts violence unless it is in self deffense gets the boot. other than a small team of like, 40-50 who would be my guards incase of an uprising/etc.
tbh id be a ruthless dictator but id be super fair and chill.
free supreme custom nachos, pizza, or hot dogs delivered to your doorstep every friday, complimentary from me. (comes with one 6oz drink)[/QUOTE]
What if you'd rather have a healthy portion of broccoli?
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;50035711]Maid goals: Dust a lady friend's house while dressed up in a girly uniform for the fun of it[/QUOTE]
You may rate this optimistic but I know several girls who would love to have me do this
How many girls do [i]you[/i] know who like you enough to help you dress up and roleplay a little
[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;50035752]What if you'd rather have a healthy portion of broccoli?[/QUOTE]
that is an option
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;50035719]if i was a queen/empress I would not allow any military all over the world because war is not allowed anyone who starts violence unless it is in self deffense gets the boot. other than a small team of like, 40-50 who would be my guards incase of an uprising/etc.
tbh id be a ruthless dictator but id be super fair and chill.
free supreme custom nachos, pizza, or hot dogs delivered to your doorstep every friday, complimentary from me. (comes with one 6oz drink)[/QUOTE]
a ruthless dictator with nobody to enforce their ruthless dictatorship wont last very long
/shrug
Eh fuck it, if I was rich, everyone would get a house. A big one. To share.
[QUOTE=kilerabv;50035770]Eh fuck it, if I was rich, everyone would get a house. A big one. To share.[/QUOTE]
Trump wants to build a massive wall. You want to build a massive roof.
Sounds like a good team tbh
If I was king or emperor, I'd probably be like the Pope (though not as holy). Everyone would be paid the proper amount for the job they do, I'd pour billions into medical/scientific/space research and development. I'd genuinely want to make people's lives better and create a golden age for everyone.
The Church of Infab would definitely exist, though.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;50035781]Trump wants to build a massive wall. You want to build a massive roof.
Sounds like a good team tbh[/QUOTE]
all part of the master plan
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MAKE AMERICA COMFY AGAIN!
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;50035596]i dont know what harem is... not going to look it up...
okay maybe... or not?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE] the separate part of a Muslim household reserved for wives, concubines, and female servants.[/QUOTE]
better get that niqab on
Do any of you guys eat out of sheer boredom?
Wendy's Ghost Pepper Fries = not hot
wtf
babybell cheese is gross i used to like it what happened?
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;50035804]Wendy's Ghost Pepper Fries = not hot
wtf[/QUOTE]
The ghost part is the lack of spice.
Its just not there.
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