Northwest of england:
"Ai'ght mate, banging sick man, totally solid mate"
Then they procreate.
Brazil. The whole country is made of favelas, but we are all happy and dance to samba while playing soccer
My people only eat Lobster, and we live off making ships and processing whale blubber. Also we talk like [I]Theass.[/I]
Yinzes gowen dahntahn to git chipped chopped ham sammitches n'at?
No? How's abaht to da beer garten to watch da Stillers game?
[sp]Pittsburgh, bitches.[/sp]
[url=http://www.pittsburghese.com/]Have fun.[/url]
I smoke weeed and surf all day everyday
Colorado has lots of weed, snow, and illegal immigrants
dicks and cocks
gaybows galore
*ps thats san francisco
The Irish never stop drinking and all work on farms..
[QUOTE=orbitrek;27271049]The Irish never stop drinking and all work on farms..[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.yogadork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/irish-yoga.jpg[/img]
:V
[editline]7th January 2011[/editline]
loljk my dads irish
Well, here's a nice Encyclopedia Dramatica page about my state (I live on Cape Cod).
[url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Massachusetts[/url]
[quote]Tahkin like ya frum Bahstin, Mass
Massachusettsanians have a unique dialect that only other Massachusettsanians can understand; this isn't because it's overwhelmingly hard to understand, so much as because the pitch that the human voice reaches when speaking this dialect has about the same effect as an icepick to the eardrum. Consider the following common words and terminologies:
Asking a Massachusettsanian to say "Park the car in Harvard Yard" is an old meme and not funny. You can't even park a fucking car in Harvard Yard IRL. Asking them to say this loosely translates to "Please kick me in the balls and then raep me in every natural opening on my body."
Whereabous ya frum?: From where do you hail, kind sir/madam?
Wikkid: particle to note that something is to a large degree; synonymous to very, extremely, madd, or teh.
Retahdid: of dubious virtue
Noah'eastah: a tenebrous sky
Last in line f'eh the gang bang: to be lacking in conventinal knowledge; to be unfortunate.
Get the fuck outta mai way: please excuse me
Get the fuck outta mai wei: please refrain from having sexual intercourse with my Chinese girlfriend
Ouw my fukkin' gawd: I am taken aback!
Pissah: excellent
ghay: of dubious virtue; alternately, from Cambridge, Allston, or Provincetown
tawnik: a carbonated beverage; watersports
No suh: Golly!
Hoff: half (1/2)
Khakis: What you use to start your car when you leave the bar drunk
Mass debate: To pleasure onself.
Bernie and Phyll's: Quality, comfort, and price that is nice.
If you REALLY want to talk like a Massachusettsian (You dont), just drop all knowledge of grammah and dont pahnounce ya ahs (R's).[/quote]
Mate, I was goin' to the chippy ' get some fish'n'chips 'n I spil' me wa'er down me shir'.
Essex boy represent.
Maine, Were just a bunch of lobster fishermen. This is an average day for a Mainer. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjPbhTe3Ud8[/media] watch the vid.
You will see how awesome it is to be in Maine. The linguistics skills of Mainers, is, hard to explain.
Take a word ending with ar or er and replace it with ah. car=cah, lobster=Lobstah
and by the way, don't get Maine mixed up with Mass. Cause Mainers tend to have a fucking shit fit.
Everybody here is a homophobic, cowboy, republican who loves football.
[img]http://unitedstatesamericanflags.com/images/battle_flag_800x600.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/The-Dumbest-Shirts-At-The-Glenn-Beck-Rally-3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2010/07/27/PH2010072703587.jpg[/img]
Welcome! to South Carolina.....
please get me the fuck out of here
We all wear cowboy hats, cowboy boots, and ridiculously big belt buckles and wear them all the time.
I don't know any stereotypes for northern Illinois.
where i live is where everybody plays starcraft
[QUOTE=Mikaru-Yanagida;27273332]We all wear cowboy hats, cowboy boots, and ridiculously big belt buckles and wear them all the time.[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna guess Texas on this one.
[IMG]http://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-content/uploads/redneckmentorqt7.jpg[/IMG]
Oklahoma, image because I cannot think of words
Time to eat köttbullar and ride polar bears.
Slivovitz, Perry.
And all kinds of ther alcohol, too.
Eastern Slovakia rocks.
Annerley, QLD, Australia
Black people - I don't know if they're African American or Afrikaans, so "black" it is (without being racist).
I don't need to make a stereotype, because we have a fucking whole movie about it:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZD9S_KkHrg[/media]
[img]http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-texas/BigTexanSign-1205-600.jpg[/img]
I think this image contains almost every Texan stereotype there is
[QUOTE=sonictrey;27265877]That's not a stereotype.[/QUOTE]
If that's not a stereotype, how are both he and I typing on facepunch [B]right now[/B]?
Anyway to add to Barrows, here we're all cowboys and rednecks who live on farms, hate the gays, love our cousins, eat a diet consisting of steak, moonshine, and the like, we shout things like "YEEEHAW", wear overalls all the time, and we hate them blacks.
Just rode my kangaroo home from the neighbours. They live a few k's away. Just in time for some shrimp on the barbie.
[QUOTE=Sitkero;27276850][img_thumb]http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-texas/BigTexanSign-1205-600.jpg[/img_thumb]
I think this image contains almost every Texan stereotype there is[/QUOTE]
I like the big hole in his crotch.
[QUOTE=Sitkero;27276850][img_thumb]http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-texas/BigTexanSign-1205-600.jpg[/img_thumb]
I think this image contains almost every Texan stereotype there is[/QUOTE]
what is that coming out of his hat?
Olé! We have bulls running in our streets every day! My tailor is rich! Sunny weather everyday!
All women wear flamenco suits and dance everywhere! Come on, men, let's dance flamenco while eating paella in a matador suit! No, let's go do some siesta because we are all lazy as fuck!
Guess what country I'm talking about :v:
Chavs, chavs everywhere.
It's horrible :saddowns:
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