You use all the women and children to make a bodybridge and send your army across.
You defeat the menace at the cost of all of your woman and children and the hooker truppe.
You must explain this to The King of all Earth.
How will you?
"King send me more HO"S AND BITCHES! And some kids."
The King rejects your attempts at humour. You may attempt to explain two more times.
[QUOTE=Taggart;22981797]You attempt to use nukes. The King of all Earth tells you not to, noting that it will destroy your country.
You have a small army of chimpanzees, a giant lion with a giant glowing hand, a truppe of hookers and a cow at your disposal.
What do you do?[/QUOTE]
go fuck shit up in so-cal! go apeshit, literally!
Winland :smug:
"Okay King you see, there was a plague and stuff, and it got the kids and ladies and stuff, so you know and stuff, we got rid of them."
"Shit was dying"
ALIGAYTOR COUNTRY
/caps
The King, although knowing the actual reason, accepts your judgement. He gives you the equivalent amount of woman and children back.
You are contacted by Duke M. Bates of the East. He offers an alliance.
"Get Out"
You reject Duke Bates' offer of an alliance. He takes it with sincerity, and leaves you alone.
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Word has it that Prince Edmonton is gathering an army. What do you do.
"Get Out" was the name of my country :v:
Take the alliance with Duke M. Bates and prepare to counter an attack from Prince Edmonton
You take the alliance with Bates
and prepare a counter attack
Employ all your women and children to work in weapon factories, that are on your border, secretly arm them with charges so that if attacked and taken over they go boom.
"Women and Children First" Is the propaganda slogan for it.
The men are sent to sensual spas, and the most pretty women go there to work.
Kobasa.
Midikopia
Cake
I'd call it New America and it wouldn't suck.
Bad title OP.
Now people are just naming a Country without reading the story.
Kickassia.
Pepperland
Sorta-East-Sorta-South Africa
Brolantic or Brotopia
You employ all of your women and children in weapons factories.
Forge weapons for someone to mount the cow, equip the cow with spiked steel plating.
United State of America
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;22993173]Forge weapons for someone to mount the cow, equip the cow with spiked steel plating.[/QUOTE]
NO. Genetically engineer the cow for it to become muscular and bipedal, then teach to ride the gigantic lion. THEN mount two railguns on the lion and replace the lions fangs with lightsabers and his claws with ginsu knives.
You genetically engineer the cow, and teach it to ride your massive lion. You mount two railguns (Given to you by Prince Bates) on to the lion, and replace it's teeth with lightsabers.
Your women and children are still making knives for it's claws.
Have Anal sex with the alliance guy
The Land of Cocks
I like animals
I would name it 'The Internet'
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