Girlfriends bitching about weight loss products. Which one do i get? - General

Is this shit for real? Fucking exercise. /thread

Simple: 1. Take chainsaw 2. Cut fat 3. Use fat as industrial fuel :suicide:

Stitches. So she can sew her mouth shut.

Even though this has been said a lot, work out and exercise every other day and eat right, it doesn't cost any money and it always works.

Unless she's actually fat tell her to fuck off. Otherwise, proper diet + gym membership or get access to some basic equipment. Get her to follow some kind of program. There's tons of free options online that a simple search will do.

Nothing is a substitute for working out. I'd recommend working out. It doesn't even mean having to lift weights, just use some of the machines.

By itself your body burns about 2k calories a day. Eat less than that for about a month and you start burning fat. No carbonated beverages; water, fruit extracts, and dairy products only. No sugar or fast foods. Avoid trans-fats and mostly anything artificial. Cook your own meals or skip one a day, but always eat breakfast. Persevere for a year or two and you should see acceptable weight loss. It helps to have a little resistance training about three times a week to maintain muscle mass and burn a little more fat. Don't need to add in any sort of cardio but if you do your results will skyrocket. Source: I'm doing this right now and am living the best years of my life.

[QUOTE=Chonch;39838643]By itself your body burns about 2k calories a day. Eat less than that for about a month and you start burning fat. No carbonated beverages; water, fruit extracts, and dairy products only. No sugar or fast foods. Avoid trans-fats and mostly anything artificial. Cook your own meals or skip one a day, but always eat breakfast. Persevere for a year or two and you should see acceptable weight loss. It helps to have a little resistance training about three times a week to maintain muscle mass and burn a little more fat. Don't need to add in any sort of cardio but if you do your results will skyrocket. Source: I'm doing this right now and am living the best years of my life.[/QUOTE] Its closer to 1500-1700 calories for most women.

A bicycle.

You don't need products. If you want to lose weight, your first thought shouldn't be "Which pill should I take to do it for me?" I lost 90 lbs in less than a year, all naturally. Get active, don't turn down opportunities to leave the house and get on your feet, count your calories, be patient, get a plan and stick to it, make it a habit. [editline]8th March 2013[/editline] There are obvious things I didn't mention like setting a healthy diet, but I would assume anyone would know that.

If you want my routine. Some regular exercise and a steady diet of meat and fruit works out for me. If you really need to shave wait off, surplus Army rations, they're damn good, despite causing constipation. At least the gum's a laxative. Started eating the in the Army, obviously, and I still buy them every so often so I don't have to got to the store to much.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39850469]If you want my routine. Some regular exercise and a steady diet of meat and fruit works out for me. If you really need to shave wait off, surplus Army rations, they're damn good, despite causing constipation. At least the gum's a laxative. Started eating the in the Army, obviously, and I still buy them every so often so I don't have to got to the store to much.[/QUOTE] I've heard rumors that they contain Imodium (loperamide), they probably are just rumors though.

[QUOTE=Appellation;39852332]I've heard rumors that they contain Imodium (loperamide), they probably are just rumors though.[/QUOTE] Mostly rumours. The gum contains laxatives and some diarrhea control medicine, but the food itself will clog you up.

[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GW_501516"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GW_501516[/URL] You'll have to wait until it's approved though, unless she's a lab rat.

Feed her forty cakes daily you motherfucker Make that bitch real chunky you know what I'm sayin

Make the whales run.

The answer isn't exercise and diet. . .it's a new girlfriend. Do it, pussy. Edit: Not really.

Im not sure why people are still posting, he hasn't responded to a single thing beyond the first comment.

[QUOTE=Rhenae;39872286]Im not sure why people are still posting, he hasn't responded to a single thing beyond the first comment.[/QUOTE] Which means she ate him then

[QUOTE=jiggu;39874330]Which means she ate him then[/QUOTE] Dammit, I found an actual weight loss drug, and now not only will she never know about it, she'll have to burn him off too.

One that has 2 wheels and 2 pedals. That'll get her thin if she puts some effort into it.

I lost 10kg in 2 weeks because i stopped eating shit food

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;39882312]I lost 10kg in 2 weeks because i stopped eating shit food[/QUOTE] Enjoy losing water weight.

[img]http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/files/2010/03/Evo-EVO2-Treadmill.jpg[/img]

How much of a lazy bitch does she have to be to get [I]you[/I] to get her shitty dieting products? Seriously, dump her. It's not like she'll come after you, since she won't get off of her ass.

[QUOTE=Heigou;39882647]Enjoy losing water weight.[/QUOTE] except its been kept lost because I kept eating healthy? In total I went from 85kg to 70kg and its been like that since last year.

Everyone should probably be careful with their advice, this guy's presumably one of the 4% of FP users who has a girlfriend.