1000 Things we learned on facepunch.

[MuThing]

Boxes, imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute cardboard.
What a great flap, what a nice edge.
Look at the labels.
Damn this is one great FOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!

[Redfin]

Everyone in a mw2 thread will endlessly complain about dedicated servers.

[GarrysDad]

you will get ban if you brag about how you Pirate things

but you will get nothing if you brag about shoplifting things

[londonbeckett]

Facepunch is your number 1 pediatrician.

[Niteshifter]

This is always funny:

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=1295686#post1295686[/url]

[Zareox]

[QUOTE=kaskade700;18101268]People doesn't realize that the postnumber is located in the upper right corner of each post, thus rendering numbering useless.[/QUOTE]

# whatever -- Some people don't realize that some FP'ers will post multiple things they learned, thus rendering post count inaccurate.

[JG_Jazzy]

37. Internet people are mostly ignorant tossers.

[JJ Webby]

You can never be early, only late.

[Alec W]

39: Join date is c00l

[ashxu]

40: There are a lot of gay people over the internet

[Doug52392]

[QUOTE=ashxu;18104495]40: There are a lot of gay people over the internet[/QUOTE]The Internet: A statistical anomaly.

[GhetoGeek]

41: Gabe is fat

[suttles]

[QUOTE=ashxu;18104495]40: There are a lot of gay people over the internet[/QUOTE]

I am one of em..either that or a CIA agent

[MisterMooth]

[QUOTE=GhetoGeek;18104557]41: Gabe is fat[/QUOTE]

A simple look out the window can show anyone that.

[Herr Sven]

If your post smells the slightest homo you'll get a FABULOUS Gaybow Rain!

[Saza]

42: The OIFY knows about it.

[Zilo]

43: If you fart on Gmod Garry will crush your server

[PieHard92]

44: you are not funny, smart or intelligent, you are however WRONG.

[yellowoboe]

45: Some weird guy named yellowoboe has a shitload of fetishes.

[Riotashuma]

I've learned how much of my life I've wasted on Facepunch.
Approximately 150 hours of total time since 06.

[TechSpeek]

51. Most people don't read post counts, they are much simpler.

[henrietta]

There's only one thing I've learned here: People are assholes when they're on the net.

[Anzonix]

52. Girls masturbate too.

True story, learned from Facepunch.

[stinkoman]

53. It's full of un-ordinary people with fetishs.

[wlitsots]

54. if u dont use the rite icon 4 ur thread ppl will enter it and b confused

[DesolateGrun]

55. Fanboys are everywhere, and you can't win ever.

[wulfe8857]

58. Facepunchers don't know how to count past 10.

[Miasmic]

55: You can type with your asshole.

[Rediscover]

56. [B]The Hoff shall rise again.[/B]

[PILLS HERE!]

57.Porn is common here