• Your and the above user's avatars go out to the pub for a drink. How does it end?
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I RIP THE CAT IN PIECES AND USE THE ENTRAILS AS A DISEASE HOLDING BAG I USE TO POISON THE DRINKS IN THE NAME OF NURGLE
Two violent psychopaths enter a bar. The rest is pretty obvious,
Make that a third
I get violently mugged by 3 psychopaths.
We have a barking bad time together while doing aerobics.
not sure cat or dog but a DRINKING FRIEND IS A DRINKING FRIEND we got fucking smashed
He filled me with feathers and then sat on me accidentally and I got crushed to death and died Being a cardboard box is hard
short story short, i wore the box around my nads.
After several drinks and a deep conversation, the two co-write a book "How does the combination of aerobics, guns and video games decrease stress and increase productivity? It just works!"
after several drinks, i realise he's john cena's dad. I run out but it's too late. Randy Orton is there. Suddenly, RKO outta why the fuck you lyin
With us at another, more viking pub.
It ends decently enough. I call him a cab, make sure he gets into his flat alright, then I make tracks for home.
As we leave the bar me and Colin Mochrie watch old episodes of "Whose line is it anyway".
I educate them on the meaning of art and music in a political setting
He's teaching some random guy next to him at the pub about martial arts while I just leave.
this is a christian forum
We go on a cross country ride, learning about currency and the multitude of ways to eat apples.
talk about our plans, and I elaborate on Nazism beliefs along with different types of firearms, frequent compliments are thrown on both sides then I probably get shot
We end up making everyone at the bar cringe by singing early 2000s songs together very badly.
We go into outerspace
We solve all the crimes. [B]ALL OF THEM.[/B]
Show me your voodoo shiz
I probably get brutally ripped appart and eaten. Unless it is the dude being roared at. If it is him, i can imagine we have a good time.
Some sort of event involving a hedgeclipper leaves one of the two of us mortally wounded.
It'll be alright and normal
Right before we enter the bar, she (correctly) concludes I'm a bad guy of some sort. I attack and die terribly after severely underestimating the strength of the girl.
I hate clowns so I'll end up telling him i want to go to the restroom and escape
We end up partying till 3 in the morning.
It ends with me becoming king of the bar.
we end up having a good time, with no shenanigans.
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