The poster below me had a freak accident resulting in his dick growing two feet last night.
Edit: Not like human feet..... the measuring feet.
Things will always work out in the long run
They already work out in the short run :smug:
You're awesome below poster, always remember that.
Thanks pal.
Below poster, remember... No russian.
That actually really didn't make me feel better, at all. Sorry bro.
Your dick is bigger than mine.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28199494]That actually really didn't make me feel better, at all. Sorry bro.
Your dick is bigger than mine.[/QUOTE]
Obviously :smug:
Below poster remember that there is no failure if you don't allow it because you're cool.
I think we could be best friends!
The person below me is destined to be a total failure in life, and should just give up right now.
JK, I love you
Daw :3:
To the person below me:
I love you :love::love::love:
Its not your fault.
What's not my fault? What did I not do?
YOU'VE JUST MADE ME REALLY PARANOID, MAN
One day, you will be a fucking awesome man's man with an epic beard and shit. Ya just gotta work for it.
Wait a second, I don't even want that, I'm perfectly fine the way I am :ohdear:
You're the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is your real test, and to train them is your call. In the future, you'll travel across the land, searching far and wide. etc.
You have nice eyes
I love you. You are awesome :3:
kool story bro.
The below poster will receive everything he wants from life, and the above will have nothing to give back. :saddowns:
Damn straight. The person below will shit golden turds.
You can say that again.
the below person is gonna have a awesome time tomorrow.
You are below 100% dickhead.
100% Chinhead, you mean.
The person below me is a winner, and then some! =D
The person below me will shit breaks when he/she reads this:
You are awesome because the awesomeness of awesome is your awesomeness.
You might succeed in life.
You, the poster below me. Yes, you in the back. You are truly an example of what the world wants to be. You are or will become a true master in your chosen field and even some fields you didn't choose. You have managed to surpass all of your peers in every field that has ever existed, even some that don't. The legions of Facepunchers look up to you and look forward to seeing your every post. And your detractors? All of them are jealous about the deep thought and majesty that are in your posts, even if you did not put them there on purpose. You have such charisma and influence you would not need to conquer the world because the world would hand themselves over to you first. Every memetic badass who ever has and will exist would give up their power if you commanded them to. You are a gleaming diamond stuck in the dull dirt that society has become today, but there is no need to panic. You can still shine for the drabby masses that wander around the streets of today. You are smarter than the greatest inventors, more artistic than the greatest artists, and more powerful than the world's strongest boxers, wrestlers and martial artists combined. So go out there and show your worth to the world, you deserve it. You are amazing, I am awestruck from glancing at your post. There are no words to describe you, only actions. You are the best person in the world and don't forget it.
[editline]21st February 2011[/editline]
Unless you hate Winona, then you're still all of the above but I hate your guts.
[sp] I actually had to type that out twice because I accidentally closed it the first time. [/sp]
^ Bravo heart for you,
Person below me, you have a stunning personality that many others wish they could have.
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