What Are You Thinking? V. I'd like to dedicate this thread to Doctor Octopus
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[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;19890231]It varies sometimes I'll go [b]6 times straight[/b] just cause I don't feel like reading my schoolwork or something, and not do it for a couple of weeks. But yea enough about me lol. Awwwwkward.[/QUOTE]
Umm, what
Man, and my balls hurt if I do it twice a day. :ohdear:
Man 6 is an off day for me my record is 23 times in one day. I had to ice my balls for a fucking hour because they hurt so much I couldn't sleep.
[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;19890231]It varies sometimes I'll go 6 times straight[/QUOTE]
Good lord
The last one must take hours
Sweet, that bitch actually made me coffee this time instead of squirting piping hot liquid into my face
[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;19890314]Man 6 is an off day for me my record is 23 times in one day. I had to ass my balls for a fucking hour because they hurt so much I couldn't sleep.[/QUOTE]
Ass... your... balls?
I didnt legitimately vote for anyone because I didnt really trust anyone. But since it was my first year to be eligible/old enough to vote, I did a paper vote.. which didnt really count unless I shipped the paper vote thing that the ballots given to me in the mail. It would have gone either way if Bob Barr or Sarah Palin would have won. Although, if those two would have won, I think I would leave the country.. one is an idiot and the other is a bigot.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19890325]Ass... your... balls?[/QUOTE]
I believe he is insinuating that he inserted his testicles into his anal region.
Fuck I hoped no would see that typo. FUUUUUCK
the lesser evil is favored if you will...
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19890341]the lesser evil is favored if you will...[/QUOTE]
i will
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;19890335]I believe he is insinuating that he inserted his testicles into his anal region.[/QUOTE]
you guy's don't do that?
My teeth were fitted for retainers today. It's about fucking time.
[QUOTE=Parakon;19890358]you guy's don't do that?[/QUOTE]
My nuts don't hang that low.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19890328]I didnt legitimately vote for anyone because I didnt really trust anyone. But since it was my first year to be eligible/old enough to vote, I did a paper vote.. which didnt really count unless I shipped the paper vote thing that the ballots given to me in the mail. It would have gone either way if Bob Barr or Sarah Palin would have won. Although, if those two would have won, I think I would leave the country.. one is an idiot and the other is a bigot.[/QUOTE]
Vote Nader
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5WS8LgcbQc[/media]
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;19890374]My nuts don't hang that low.[/QUOTE]
But amazingly, you can auto fellate.
[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;19890231]It varies sometimes I'll go 6 times straight just cause I don't feel like reading my schoolwork or something, and not do it for a couple of weeks. But yea enough about me lol. Awwwwkward.[/QUOTE]
My god, that is positively ridiculous. I barely do it once a week, but 6 times a day? That's gross.
If I could, I would have voted for Nader.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19890375]Vote Nader
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5WS8LgcbQc[/media][/QUOTE]
:colbert:
What is this Witchcraft?
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;19890374]My nuts don't hang that low.[/QUOTE]
Well yeah, that's why you progressively tie more weight to them, duh
[QUOTE=Parakon;19890408]Well yeah, that's why you progressively tie more weight to them, duh[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
I think I will never vote. Gonna George Carlin it. If I didn't vote for the guy that won it's not my fault. If I did I'm partly responsible for having a shitty guy doing his job.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19890385]My god, that is positively ridiculous. I barely do it once a week, but 6 times a day? That's gross.[/QUOTE]
I :shlick:'d 12 times in one day :\
It was indeed gross
:v: my friend said:
Friend: When Did The SOTU Turn Into A Standup Routine?
“We all hated the bank bailout. I hated it. You hated it. It was about as popular as a root canal…And we haven’t raised income taxes by a single dime on a single person. Not a single dime. (I thought I’d get some applause out of that one.)”
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19890413]I :shlick:'d 12 times in one day :\
It was indeed gross[/QUOTE]
LOL sent you a question :)
Stupid American Government shiznat
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they need to hurry up and make life on other planets possible. im sick of earth
Questions Answered
[b]You're the shit. How does that make you feel?[/b]
Like poop :S
...and there it is
I wish we didn't need a "government". Can't we all just get along? Fuck.....
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19890471]Questions Answered
[B]You're the shit. How does that make you feel?[/B]
Like poop :S
...and there it is[/QUOTE]
Shit answer :smug:
Good. Then I can have Earth to myself.
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