What Are You Thinking? V. I'd like to dedicate this thread to Doctor Octopus
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[QUOTE=Peter;19901559]I hate flame wars.
Sup Suttles?[/QUOTE]
dummkopf you got banned?
Why the alt?
Ugh, I wish that my public library's IT idiots would reset the wireless routers every once in a while. I'm tired of not being able to connect to their wifi.
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;19901560][url=http://blackdynamiteyoself.com/talkinjive/soundboard/_WAV/KARATE_CHOP_1.wav]Linking this so I can download it, nothing to see here folks[/url][/QUOTE]
You know you can just use post preview
[QUOTE=Suttles;19901606]dummkopf you got banned?
Why the alt?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, banned.
Listenin' to a song in Latin.
[QUOTE=Peter;19901706]Yeah, banned.
Listenin' to a song in Latin.[/QUOTE]
Why you got banned?
[QUOTE=Suttles;19901773]Why you got banned?[/QUOTE]
"Gurant banned Dummkopf for 1 Day in Most Addictive Thing... EVER with the reason “[B]"Get the fuck out" reply[/B]” "
That.
[QUOTE=Hakito;19901811]"Gurant banned Dummkopf for 1 Day in Most Addictive Thing... EVER with the reason “"[B]Get the fuck out" reply[/B]” "
That.[/QUOTE]
:fuckyou:
What the fuck, man
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=886532[/url]
[QUOTE=Peter;19901831]:fuckyou:[/QUOTE]
Love you too.
[B]Intro to Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 2.
[/B][B]Kain[/B]
At last.
I must say I'm disappointed in your progress. I imagined you would be here sooner.
Tell me - did it trouble you to murder your brothers?
[I]Raziel slowly descends the stairway, keeping his eyes locked on Kain.[/I]
[B]Raziel[/B]
Did it trouble you when you ordered me into the Abyss?
[I]Kain's only response is ironic laughter. He steps back toward one of the arcane dials and prepares to turn it.[/I]
[B]Kain[/B]
Eternity is relentless, Raziel.
When I first stole into this chamber, centuries ago, I did not fathom the true power of knowledge.
[I]Kain throws the switch, and the Chronoplast device responds.[/I]
[B]Kain[/B]
To know the future, Raziel - to see its paths and streams tracing out into the infinite...
As a man, I could never have contained such forbidden truths.
But each of us is so much more than we once were.
Do you not feel with all your soul how we have become like gods?
And as such, are we not indivisible? As long as a single one of us stands, we are legion...
[I]Kain descends the main staircase, and moves toward the second-tier dials.[/I]
[B]Kain[/B]
Our futures are predestined -
Moebius foretold mine aeons ago. We each play out the parts fate has written for us.
Free will is an illusion.
[I]Kain punctuates his statement by throwing the second switch. Raziel glares up at him from the floor of the chamber.[/I]
[B]Raziel[/B]
I found the Tomb of Sarafan, Kain.
How could you profane a priest by turning him into a vampire?
[I]Furious, Raziel launches himself at Kain - who easily stops Raziel in mid-air with one hand, and holds him by the throat, at arm's length.[/I]
[B]Kain[/B]
How could I not?
One must keep his friends close, Raziel - and his enemies even closer.
[I]Kain effortlessly hurls Raziel to the lower floor of the chamber, and then drops down himself, approaching Raziel's sprawled figure.[/I]
[B]Kain[/B]
Who better to serve me than those whose passion transcends all notions of good and evil?
[I]Raziel rises slowly, enraged and humiliated, and wheels on Kain.[/I]
[B]Raziel[/B]
The Sarafan were saviors, defending Nosgoth from the corruption that we represent.
My eyes are opened, Kain - I find no nobility in the unlife you rudely forced on my unwilling corpse!
[I]Raziel lunges at Kain. Kain evades the blow, but Raziel attacks again and pins Kain against the wall, his forearm to his throat.[/I]
[I]Kain is unfazed by Raziel's attack - he is composed, even slightly amused. He allows Raziel to pin him there momentarily, and continues to taunt him, their faces inches apart.[/I]
[B]Kain[/B]
You may have uncovered your past, but you know nothing of it. You think the Sarafan were noble, altruistic?
[I]Kain breaks Raziel's grip and propels him away with a blast of telekinetic energy. Raziel flies backward and slams into a buttress with bone-shattering force.[/I]
[I]Kain laughs and moves toward the final dial.[/I]
[B]Kain[/B]
Don't be simple.
Their agenda was the same as ours.
[I]Kain throws the final switch. The arms of the Chronoplast device descend, and the portal flares into life.[/I]
[B]Kain[/B]
[I](mockingly)[/I]
You nearly had me, Raziel...
[I]Kain vanishes in a flash of light, and reappears on the upper tier, in front of the portal.[/I]
[B]Kain[/B]
But this is not where - or [I]how[/I] - it ends. Fate promises more twists before this drama unfolds completely.
[I]Kain turns and strides deliberately through the portal. Raziel gets to his feet and races up the stairway. He pauses briefly, then leaps through the portal to pursue Kain.[/I]
[I]
Raziel finds himself floating in darkness, and hears an unfamiliar voice calling to him out of the ether. As Raziel drifts to the floor and the chamber coalesces, Moebius the Time Streamer steps out of the mist to greet him.[/I]
[B]Moebius[/B]
Raziel...
Redeemer and destroyer.
Pawn and messiah.
Welcome, time-spanned soul.
Welcome... [I]to your destiny[/I].
Video version for those who don't want to read a transcript.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jws63E9dNN8[/media]
[QUOTE=TAU!;19901841]What the fuck, man
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=886532[/url][/QUOTE]
:byodood:
Can't get enough of Eminems rapping in Forever with Drake, Lil Wayne and Kanye West
it's just so quick and serious, he really beasts it
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19901705]You know you can just use post preview[/QUOTE]
ooh, cunning.
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[QUOTE=Hakito;19901852]Love you too.[/QUOTE]
Same :buddy: *Pulls knife out of his chest*
The sirens of tdecay will infiltrate the faith fanatics
or something.
"I know I was the best CIA agent the CIA ever had, but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA that Black Dynamite was out of the game!"
So you post pictures of women when you're bored?
You're a strange little lady...
[QUOTE=ironman17;19902232]So you post pictures of [B]whores [/B]when you're bored?
You're a strange little lady...[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
:c
[QUOTE=Hakito;19902164]1000 posts! :downs:[/QUOTE]
70 Posts :smugdog:
[editline]06:45PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hakito;19902255]Fixed.[/QUOTE]
WHORE?! You call her a WHORE?! HOW YOU DARE!
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19902207]being bored and hungry[/QUOTE]
being hungry... for [I]me?[/I] :q:
[QUOTE=Hakito;19902255]Fixed.[/QUOTE]
lol what makes them whores?
[QUOTE=Peter;19902282]70 Posts :smugdog:
[editline]06:45PM[/editline]
WHORE?! You call her a WHORE?! HOW YOU DARE![/QUOTE]
Ok ok..
[QUOTE=ironman17;19902232]So you post pictures of [B]sluts [/B]when you're bored?
You're a strange little lady...[/QUOTE]
Now it's fixed.
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;19902311]being hungry... for [I]me?[/I] :q:[/QUOTE]
Am I already fighting you?
I might have to schedule you multiple appointments
[QUOTE=Hakito;19902342]Ok ok..
Now it's fixed.[/QUOTE]
Get over here, bitch, let's fight.
[QUOTE=Peter;19902376]Get over here, bitch, let's fight.[/QUOTE]
I am a pacifist.
[editline]02:52PM[/editline]
Let's make love not war. :razz: Wait... That sounds gay...
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