What Are You Thinking? V. I'd like to dedicate this thread to Doctor Octopus
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<3 cyanide & happiness
Jesus, how is my iPod Touch still alive. It falls to the ground at least once a die, and the fucking phone just fell on it
Lmao omgomgomg!!!!!!
This guy is having a fit
[quote=Attention Teenage Girl Morons:]
Please, do me a favor - stop being so motherfucking retarded. I know what flowers look like. I’m familiar with what a cupcake is. And trust me, I know what naked people look like. I’ve seen more naked tattooed women than a Suicide Girls photographer. You’re not showing me anything I’m not already familiar with.
Also - your stupid Formspring responses are the most inane, banal minutia I have ever fucking read, in my entire life. “Highlights for Children” is more intellectually stimulating than reading your “Oh Em Gee, ur so pretty” nonsense foolishness. Newsflash: If you’re 14, 15, or perhaps even 16, you probably have hips and tits like a fucking Cub Scout. And I don’t give a fuck about fucking Cub Scouts.
Allow me to explain something to you: You’re not very amazing. If you’re a young, dumb cunt, you can’t possibly offer me any insight into dating, relationships, or love. Why don’t you stick to shit you know about, like gossip, Glee and having your parents tell you what the fuck to do.
I’d rather listen to a room full of schoolchildren die in a fire, than have to hear your uninformed, moronic opinions. You music taste fucking blows. Every time I see you say some shit like, “The Decemberists are my heroes”, I want to fucking choke you to death on the gym sock I’ve been masturbating into since my freshman year of high school. You don’t know shit about music. You just picked up the Decemberists three months ago. What the fuck are you going to tell me about music?
You’re all whores, you dress like zombie hookers and you do your makeup like fucking Prince. You are not fucking Prince. Only Prince is allow to have foolish hair and wear a blouse with eight fucking scarves. You know why? Because he’s fucking Prince. And the last time I checked, you were not a musical and sex icon. You are an overweight teenage motherfucking fucktard.
If you’re reading this, and you’re a teenage girl, and you’re saying something to yourself like, “Yeah, I hate those bitches.” - I’m fucking talking to you. You’re the one I hate. If I had my way, I’d force you to jump into a wood chipper, like in the movie Fargo. I have dreams about shoving your zombie hooker bitches into woodchippers.
I’m done for now. I need to drink more. Be back shortly. Fuck you all. Die in a fire. A giant Tumblr fire.
[b]the responses[/b]
You think he’s angry? I think he’s angry.
How fuck don’t y’all find him hilarious?
I don’t understand.
CHILL,MAN.
I just shit from my dick reading this.
Holy piss.
that was so fucking great. i feel cleansed.
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[QUOTE=Hmn30;19909781]Jesus, how is my iPod Touch still alive. It falls to the ground at least once a die, and the fucking phone just fell on it[/QUOTE]
I accidentally came on my Ipod touch. It still works though.
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Andrew Hussie's amazing.
Wait... What?
Haven't posted in AGESSSSS.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19909800]I accidentally came on my Ipod touch. It still works though.[/QUOTE]
Uhh.
I don't recall that happening to me.
But it's good to know that my iPod is cum-proof.
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;19909831]image
Andrew Hussie's amazing.[/QUOTE]
:lsd:
Well, I really oughta get some sleep. I can write better with a rested mind...
[QUOTE=Hmn30;19909842]Uhh.
I don't recall that happening to me.
But it's good to know that my iPod is cum-proof.[/QUOTE]
I use my itouch to look at porn.