• What Are You Thinking? V. I'd like to dedicate this thread to Doctor Octopus
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<3 cyanide & happiness
Jesus, how is my iPod Touch still alive. It falls to the ground at least once a die, and the fucking phone just fell on it
Lmao omgomgomg!!!!!! This guy is having a fit [quote=Attention Teenage Girl Morons:] Please, do me a favor - stop being so motherfucking retarded. I know what flowers look like. I&#8217;m familiar with what a cupcake is. And trust me, I know what naked people look like. I&#8217;ve seen more naked tattooed women than a Suicide Girls photographer. You&#8217;re not showing me anything I&#8217;m not already familiar with. Also - your stupid Formspring responses are the most inane, banal minutia I have ever fucking read, in my entire life. &#8220;Highlights for Children&#8221; is more intellectually stimulating than reading your &#8220;Oh Em Gee, ur so pretty&#8221; nonsense foolishness. Newsflash: If you&#8217;re 14, 15, or perhaps even 16, you probably have hips and tits like a fucking Cub Scout. And I don&#8217;t give a fuck about fucking Cub Scouts. Allow me to explain something to you: You&#8217;re not very amazing. If you&#8217;re a young, dumb cunt, you can&#8217;t possibly offer me any insight into dating, relationships, or love. Why don&#8217;t you stick to shit you know about, like gossip, Glee and having your parents tell you what the fuck to do. I&#8217;d rather listen to a room full of schoolchildren die in a fire, than have to hear your uninformed, moronic opinions. You music taste fucking blows. Every time I see you say some shit like, &#8220;The Decemberists are my heroes&#8221;, I want to fucking choke you to death on the gym sock I&#8217;ve been masturbating into since my freshman year of high school. You don&#8217;t know shit about music. You just picked up the Decemberists three months ago. What the fuck are you going to tell me about music? You&#8217;re all whores, you dress like zombie hookers and you do your makeup like fucking Prince. You are not fucking Prince. Only Prince is allow to have foolish hair and wear a blouse with eight fucking scarves. You know why? Because he&#8217;s fucking Prince. And the last time I checked, you were not a musical and sex icon. You are an overweight teenage motherfucking fucktard. If you&#8217;re reading this, and you&#8217;re a teenage girl, and you&#8217;re saying something to yourself like, &#8220;Yeah, I hate those bitches.&#8221; - I&#8217;m fucking talking to you. You&#8217;re the one I hate. If I had my way, I&#8217;d force you to jump into a wood chipper, like in the movie Fargo. I have dreams about shoving your zombie hooker bitches into woodchippers. I&#8217;m done for now. I need to drink more. Be back shortly. Fuck you all. Die in a fire. A giant Tumblr fire. [b]the responses[/b] You think he&#8217;s angry? I think he&#8217;s angry. How fuck don&#8217;t y&#8217;all find him hilarious? I don&#8217;t understand. CHILL,MAN. I just shit from my dick reading this. Holy piss. that was so fucking great. i feel cleansed. [/quote]
[QUOTE=Hmn30;19909781]Jesus, how is my iPod Touch still alive. It falls to the ground at least once a die, and the fucking phone just fell on it[/QUOTE] I accidentally came on my Ipod touch. It still works though.
[img]http://www.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/ps/ps1496.gif[/img] Andrew Hussie's amazing.
Wait... What?
Haven't posted in AGESSSSS.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19909800]I accidentally came on my Ipod touch. It still works though.[/QUOTE] Uhh. I don't recall that happening to me. But it's good to know that my iPod is cum-proof.
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;19909831]image Andrew Hussie's amazing.[/QUOTE] :lsd:
Well, I really oughta get some sleep. I can write better with a rested mind...
[QUOTE=Hmn30;19909842]Uhh. I don't recall that happening to me. But it's good to know that my iPod is cum-proof.[/QUOTE] I use my itouch to look at porn.
[img]http://www.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/ps/ps1064_3.gif[/img] Triple Truffle Shuffle!!!
:v: oh god I'm cumming all over his post
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19909870]:v: oh god I'm cumming all over his post[/QUOTE] :psyduck:
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19909858]I use my itouch to look at porn.[/QUOTE] I did as well but the size was terrible :saddowns:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19909870]:v: oh god I'm cumming all over his post[/QUOTE] Woah Squirt-Status
Well I now know I have 2 copies of The Wall in case there's ever a horrible CD rack fire
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you on a trance, the way I dance.
I am afraid now.
Requires cuddle buddy.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19909929]Requires cuddle buddy.[/QUOTE] :smug:
oh...
No jomi
Fuck da police coming straight from the underground
I require more vespene drugs
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19909945]No jomi[/QUOTE] :C You're so domineering
I would cuddle but I'm pretty thoroughly isolated at the moment.
Itouch mode activate.
Is it too early to say dibs on the next thread?
[QUOTE=OhSnap!;19909973]Is it too early to say dibs on the next thread?[/QUOTE] I want the new thread :c
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