• What are you thinking? emotional birth defect edition
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[QUOTE=Natty-JAY;16563855]and Mikey, you like boobs but not vag? What is wrong with you?![/QUOTE] Playboy is for you, Mikey. They have huge bewbs and tiny little photoshopped slits
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;16563714]something about kids and health or some shit[/QUOTE] Ok, the reason why men just LOVE tits is because in prehistoric times, boob size was associated with producing milk. The bigger the boobs, the better the female would nourish the offspring, and thus give rise to strong descendants. The males would choose the mates with the biggest boobies. But nowadays some females fake the fact they can produce mucho milk by getting breast enlargement, thus exploiting an evolutionary instinct in males by putting on the show that they can feed their babies, and thus getting the gentlemen into the sack. Another abomination that's occured in society is that people don't breastfeed as much anymore, instead choosing the milk of bovines or synthesized formulae mixed with water. FOR CHRIST SAKE, women need to stop going half-hog on their babies' nourishment. If they don't wanna go full-hog, they shouldn't have had the bloody kid in the first place! Either full-hog, or NO HOG AT ALL! In other words, bottle feeding is the sign of a bad mother. Breastfeeding is a neon sign saying "Hey everyone, i'm a GREAT mother!". The same applies to naturally large boobies. :science:
haha my dog just had a surgery, she's just woke up, and looks really drunk
Anaesthetic does that to ya.
I'm so kool I get nostalgia from porn :smug:
I think Mikey might like trannies. Fake bewbs + lack of vagina = good times.
[QUOTE=Natty-JAY;16563855] and Mikey, you like boobs but not vag? What is wrong with you?![/QUOTE] It's the way I are [editline]06:54PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Natty-JAY;16563905]I think Mikey might like trannies. Fake bewbs + lack of vagina = good times.[/QUOTE] o.0 No thank you
Just to clear things up, do you or don't you like anal? If so, which?
"Huh... Thought it'd be time to.. face the music... :raise:"
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;16563907]It's the way I are [editline]06:54PM[/editline] o.0 No thank you[/QUOTE] then how do you reproduce
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16563898]I'm so kool I get nostalgia from porn :smug:[/QUOTE] Which films, pray I ask?
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16563881]Ok, the reason why men just LOVE tits is because in prehistoric times, boob size was associated with producing milk. Breastfeeding is a neon sign saying "Hey everyone, i'm a GREAT mother!". The same applies to naturally large boobies. :science:[/QUOTE] Sickkkkk. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-c00l.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;16563926]then how do you reproduce[/QUOTE] People like him shouldn't reproduce
[QUOTE=Natty-JAY;16563814] and to confirm once more to everyone, yes veggie pizza's are lovely! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/biggrin.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I knew this already. :cool: (hi)
[QUOTE=Natty-JAY;16563928]Sickkkkk. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-c00l.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Only if they're natural, remember that. Don't fake yo' boob size. Be pleased wit' what yo' momma gave to ya, baby girl. *rrerr*
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[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber v2;16563938]People like him shouldn't reproduce[/QUOTE] >:)
video is weird [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_bvT-DGcWw[/media]
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16563946]Only if they're natural, remember that. Don't fake yo' boob size. Be pleased wit' what yo' momma gave to ya, baby girl. *rrerr*[/QUOTE]rrerr?
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;16563907]It's the way I are o.0 No thank you[/QUOTE] Ahh, clears things up then. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/smile.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=benzi2k8;16563960]rrerr?[/QUOTE] Look it up, and have eye bleach at the ready. :smugdog:
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16563922]Just to clear things up, do you or don't you like anal? If so, which?[/QUOTE] Uhmm Nothing against it, I'd say yes Although I've nothing against normal penetration :raise:
[QUOTE=benzi2k8;16563960]rrerr?[/QUOTE] Dargon dongs.
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16563946]Only if they're natural, remember that. Don't fake yo' boob size. Be pleased wit' what yo' momma gave to ya, baby girl. *rrerr*[/QUOTE] If i faked my boob size, i'd look ridiculous, like a bloated munchkin. :| lmao.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;16563980]Although I've nothing against normal penetration :raise:[/QUOTE] But vaginas are gross? :crossarms: Debate debate debate
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;16563980] Although I've nothing against normal penetration :raise:[/QUOTE] but you dont like vaginas
Okay this conversation is just getting awkward now
[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber v2;16563996]But vaginas are gross? :crossarms: Debate debate debate[/QUOTE] I don't like the look of them is all
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16563973]Look it up, and have eye bleach at the ready. :smugdog:[/QUOTE] I've known about rrerr for ages, I just was ?'in at why you put it in your post. :v
Ah right. I was almost under the impression you were into getting it more than having it. Don't judge me, ah just got those vibes and images. *erg they burrn*
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