You are now married to the last videogame character you played as. Detail your new life.
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Samus Aran. Pretty damn good.
I'm married to a Mazda
[sp]how the fuck does that work[/sp]
i was raped by an info_player_start...
source sdk ,_,
[img]http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/avatars/StarCraft/starcraft_terran_valkyrie.gif[/img]
Shes pretty fucking cool, she showed me how to fucking ruin an entire fleet of carriers.
[img]http://2half-life1freeman.webs.com/250px-Citizens.jpg[/img]
"Doctor Freeman, I'm cumming with you."
Married to
[IMG]http://www.leagueoflegends-wiki.com/_/rsrc/1254038499718/lol/champions/warwick---blood-hunter/warwick.jpg?height=400&width=328[/IMG]
This will not last long
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At least he can wear the Young Snake Face Camo
I don't how this will work out, but it's the fastest car in the game so I don't have any problems with that.
[IMG]http://www.mms-ms.yoyo.pl/panoz.bmp[/IMG]
So, last character played... Coupla minutes ago I was playing Magic: The Gathering - Tactics (yep, the free-to-play Magic game on Steam) as a Red-heavy Planeswalker. Kind of a tough life, never in one place for too long; he always has me prepare the cards for battle.
The Goblins are a bloody nuisance; they drink and shout a lot, and they're pretty flimsy when they aren't defending, even though they make decent fodder for the enemy. Still, at least the Planeswalker's strong enough to ensure I don't get killed. All in all he's an ok companion, even if he did spend most of his gold to get another Fire Mage yesterday...
A lot of League Of Legends in here. And I'm just adding more to it.
[img]http://www.leagueoflegends-wiki.com/_/rsrc/1286983390241/lol/champions/shen---eye-of-twilight/shen-tank-build/shen.jpg?height=300&width=400[/img]
Shen: "Hey I'm home."
Me: "OOOOOHHH It's Shen baby!"
[IMG]http://lol.garena.ph/guides/000game_data/1.0.0.131/content/champion/portraits/51.jpg[/IMG]
I rape her every day :v:
Naked Snake / Big Boss (MGS3)
[i]Tasty[/i]
[QUOTE=little.sparrow;34555791]I'm married to a Blood Eagle soldier, now.
[VGS][/QUOTE]
I also married a Blood eagle soldier, now I can share my hatred of sandrakers.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13206175/sto11.png[/img]
Never see him, he's always doing jumping jacks in a space dock, or on the other side of the galaxy shooting borg, and then doing more jumping jacks.
[QUOTE=usaokay;34586156][img]http://images.wikia.com/left4dead/images/7/73/L4D2_Spitter.jpg[/img]
OH GOD.[/QUOTE]
Ask for a blowjob
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34555433][img]http://ui01.gamespot.com/879/metalgearsolid4coming20041110055234468_2.jpg[/img]
Ain't complaining.
You [I]know[/I] you'd go gay for Big Boss.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps.
[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/487749552342269436/AD8D11356735F69A748DF98DAD58DF3D43C6BFD4/[/img]
At least he's the God...
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He tends to cuss a bit, but he protects me from zombies. Could do without him singing the same song over and over though.
I don't want to be married to my Saints Row character. She'll bring too many gangsters around.
[QUOTE=Hunter-Spy;34546171]I got married to Henry Townshend from Silent Hill 4, I don't really know what to say.[/QUOTE]
"What the hell?"
[img]http://www.mcskinsearch.com/pic/Talonaran.png[/img]
I'm married to my Minecraft skin.
[IMG]http://oi41.tinypic.com/r8z9ya.jpg[/IMG]
Yyeah, its awesome... :rolleyes:
Married to a six and a half foot tall High Elf Mage, male. He thinks highly of himself and is a bit childish sometimes, with the whole "Anything the Empire can do, the Thalmor can do better".
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